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    Bic Soleil Savvy Razor

    THE SONG OF SOLOMON
    DEATH TO ALL BODY HAIR
    Company: BiC
    Price: About $5. It usually costs a few quarters more; some shops will want to charge you almost seven dollars. Stay away from such stores.


    I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie wor-or-rld

    As stated in my review of Aveeno's excellent shaving gel, I require that my skin be smooth as the smoothest of things. Finding the gel was a miracle in itself. However, it takes two to tango. Do you remember one of the loading screen quotations from Rome: Total War--What can a man do when he charges out of breath? What can gel do if it is not used in tandem with a superior razor? Nothing, friends. It can do nothing, and an inferior razor will leave hair where it should not be, hair that will stay with great heartache and crushing disappointment. Then there is only sadness, but there is always a glimmer of light through the tears. In the context of shaving woes, this glimmer was the harsh light of the pharmacy lamps reflecting off of the colorful packaging of the BIC SOLEIL SAVVY RAZOR.

    At a first glance, the razor did not appeal to me. I like pink, and I like slim curves (SLIM CURVES), but I did not like the blocky tip of the razor. Why was the 'S' so stylized? Why was everything so overwhelmingly pink? Slowly, and with great hesitation, my hand stretched towards the plastic. I was quiet; I was unsure. Would people laugh?

    The razors did look much sharper than other razors that I am used to. Chloe, they sang. Touch us, Chloe. Let us kiss your skin.

    I grasped the package in my hand, deftly reversing it, and reading the letters tastefully printed on the cardboard. I don't remember them now, and I don't keep boxes like that, but I remember being quite taken with everything on it. It made me feel GIRLY.

    brb watching nicholas sparks

    I MEAN IT; I WILL CRY
    Shaving with this razor and my Aveeno gel was heavenly. Afterwards, I ran my hands over my skin, and all was good. All was radiant, like the most beautiful sunflower. I showed my mother and my cat, and they both agreed that I was exceedingly smooth, and it was good.

    I actually hate Nicholas Sparks and I never watch him
    PROS
    • Amazingly close shave;
    • Not terribly expensive;
    • PINK;
    • PINK;
    • PINK;
    • Very easy to find;
    • Handle fits the hand very well--no discomfort;
    • Pretty handle;
    • Razors last a VERY long time.


    CONS
    • The handle requires a bit of upkeep;
    • It may be too pink for some;
    • Advertisements and packaging are a bit much (ARE YOU A WOMAN? DO YOU LIKE TO SHAVE? SHAVE WITH THIS PINK RAZOR, BECAUSE YOU ARE A WOMAN, AND LIKE TO SHAVE, AND LIKE PINK.).



    I'm going to cry anyway, though, to vex you.
    I would certainly recommend this to a friend. The razor is common but not trashy; easy to use but not juvenile. What can compare with the feeling of smooth skin? (That was rhetorical. Just get the damn razor.)


    PROMOTIONAL IMAGERY


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    Default Re: [Consumable Product] BiC Soleil Savvy Razor

    Finally I understand the colors in your signature.
    Another excellent review by Chlo eeee Chlööeeeee.

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    Default Re: [Consumable Product] BiC Soleil Savvy Razor

    I didn't know Bic made razors.


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    Default Re: [Consumable Product] BiC Soleil Savvy Razor

    Their boy razors are pretty bad, though.

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    Default Re: [Consumable Product] BiC Soleil Savvy Razor

    Did you get a free biro?
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    Default Re: [Consumable Product] BiC Soleil Savvy Razor

    What is a biro, SHANKBOT

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    Default Re: [Consumable Product] BiC Soleil Savvy Razor

    Quote Originally Posted by Chloe View Post
    What is a biro, SHANKBOT
    A ballpoint pen, called a biro after its inventor László Bíró.

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    Default Re: [Consumable Product] BiC Soleil Savvy Razor

    Oh, no. The package contains the handle and five razors, but if you're lucky you may find one with a mail-in coupon that will give you $5 off a sports CD-ROM from 1998. (This will happen if you buy razors from cheap discount stores.)


    EDIT: To answer an anonymous question: the razor is very good on all areas, legs included.
    Last edited by Legio; September 01, 2013 at 10:51 AM.

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    Default Re: [Consumable Product] BiC Soleil Savvy Razor

    I hope you have a separate razor for each area.
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    Default Re: [Consumable Product] BiC Soleil Savvy Razor

    Of course I do; it's a simple matter of hygiene!

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    Default Re: [Consumable Product] BiC Soleil Savvy Razor

    Bic should now label their product "Chloe Approved".


    Sales will skyrocket.

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