Wicker Man

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  1. removeduser_426582376423734 said:

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    Just wanna say - what the ****?

    Anyone seen it? And agree?
     
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    Quintus Valerius said:

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    Haven't seen it, but I did like the original 1970's British film. I presume that this is another re-make that should never have been made?
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    spirit_of_rob said:

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    I havent seen it myself as i have no interest in seeing another butchering of a classic

    If you are wavering this should be all you need to know

    http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/....asp?FID=11005
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    Omnipotent-Q said:

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    I'm looking to see, on the basis the trailer looked very good and the Iron Maiden song of the same name is fantastic.

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    Tom Paine said:

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    Having seen the original... sounds like its an altered plot to add an odd romance element in there and take out some of the plot twists. PLOT SPOILER IN WHITE.... Bet he even lives...
     
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    Flavius Atius said:

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    It's miserable, that's all you need to know. It builds up the entire film making you hate certain characters, and it provides no release.
     
  7. removeduser_426582376423734 said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by the Grim Squeaker
    Having seen the original... sounds like its an altered plot to add an odd romance element in there and take out some of the plot twists. PLOT SPOILER IN WHITE.... Bet he even lives...
    That would really suck. SPOILER IN WHITE:

    Look in the trailer or a poster and you can see his face at the top of the burning wicker man... creepy.
     
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    Drexxus Maximus said:

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    Corn rigs and barley rigs!

    Please do yourselves a huge favor and watch the original. It's an amazing film unlike anything you've ever seen. This "remake" is a travesty. Everything that made the original unique and creepy is gone, you're left with a modernized version that will make true Wicker Man fans weep. I could go on and on about why this version blows, but I'll save everyone my rant.

    That being said, if you havent seen the original you might actually like this. But once again, see the original 1975 version with Christopher Lee. You wont regret it.

    Bottom line: The original is like doing your first line of really good cocaine. The remake is like snorting cocaine cut with Talcum powder.

    * I do not endorse drug use, nor do I do it myself these days, but some of you will understand what I mean.

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    And watched the grisly pilgrims go that walk the roads of Death,
    And I have seen black valleys gape, abysses in the gloom,
    And I have fought the deathless Ape that guards the Doors of Doom."
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