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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death.

    He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses.

    The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuosly until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death.

    He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses.

    The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuosly until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death.

    He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses.

    The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuosly until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death.

    He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses.

    The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death.

    He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses.

    The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses. The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived
    "I know you. I can see right through you. You're swearing now that one day you will destroy me. Remember, far better women than you have sworn to do the same. Come look at them now."
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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses. The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses. The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away to the great

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses. The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away to the great Wall of China

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses. The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away to the great Wall of China which was besieged
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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses. The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away to the great Wall of China which was besieged by Vikings and

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses. The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away to the great Wall of China which was besieged by Vikings and​ attacked by Aztecs

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses. The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away to the great Wall of China which was besieged by Vikings and​ attacked by Aztecs ​who were in

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses. The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away to the great Wall of China which was besieged by Vikings and​ attacked by Aztecs ​who were in really big trouble.

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death.

    He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses.

    The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away to the great Wall of China which was besieged by Vikings and​ attacked by Aztecs ​who were in really big trouble. Gandalf summoned a

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death.

    He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses.

    The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away to the great Wall of China which was besieged by Vikings and​ attacked by Aztecs ​who were in really big trouble. Gandalf summoned a wizard with stomach

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death.

    He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses.

    The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away to the great Wall of China which was besieged by Vikings and​ attacked by Aztecs ​who were in really big trouble. Gandalf summoned a wizard with stomach to digest anything

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    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death.

    He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses.

    The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away to the great Wall of China which was besieged by Vikings and​ attacked by Aztecs ​who were in really big trouble. Gandalf summoned a wizard with stomach to digest anything he and his

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death.

    He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses.

    The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away to the great Wall of China which was besieged by Vikings and​ attacked by Aztecs ​who were in really big trouble. Gandalf summoned a wizard with stomach to digest anything he and his men ran off

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death.

    He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who ​cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help​ and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses.

    The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw​ ​oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly ​to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him​, he decides to hammer it continuously until he dies and wakes back from the dead. But now he was chased by his wife and angry little children with faces like monkeys and tigers with nowhere to stop and eat​. After keep running, Gandalf appeared with the rest of the Dwarven warriors who carried many carrots and potatoes​ and peas and a severed head and a cut ham with lots of violins that they threw at him and her, shortly they stopped and they all resorted to cannibalism but Gandalf survived and ran away to the great Wall of China which was besieged by Vikings and​ attacked by Aztecs ​who were in really big trouble. Gandalf summoned a wizard with stomach to digest anything he and his men ran off to attack the
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