The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death.
He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall then make his mom eat some plant fertilizers and cow manure but then she puked and gave Sharon his hands and feet because he was writing a book about Roman history and he needed some hot coffee to stay awake all night because he was scared of the barbarian chieftain, Vercingetorix, who cut his head right off the rest of his natural life and then his son sought to avenge his friend's grandfather. The next day a dying Platypus went to him and said that it needed help and it really was in trouble because he was about to be assaulted by kittens. I really enjoyed getting shot twice and eating pizza while watching TV and drinking beer while eating Walruses.
The next day, he belched loudly after consuming raw oysters in cream and dark wood; but that didn't last long because he started evaporating and then began to scream loudly to his shoe because it yelled so much that it annoyed him, he decides tohammer it continuosly until he dies and wakes back from the dead.