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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. He is buried in a tomb

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. He is buried in a tomb where he met

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. He is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the

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    OT: This dude is pretty unlucky (the German)
    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself​ with a mace

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a
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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he
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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do


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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip
    ah well i am a great and sublime fool. but then i am gods fool, and all his work must be contemplated with respect-mark twain

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    The French man met the British and enjoy all the chocolate cookies and then he stabbed the guy using his sharp rubber tennis shoes and after that German came to punch his face​ while singing "Trololololo" and eating red strawberry because he really likes eating strawberries and cookies but he doesn't like mushrooms and all kinds of trucks and motorcycles so he went to car shop but he forgot​ his pocket money and then he ate some Indian food because he puked all over his face and​ go to bathroom wash his face and to pee suddenly police came and gave him all of the​ criminal charges and playing online when doesn't make sense and they punched up​ his face and made it bloody and bloated then he run because he was scared of the Dismounted English Knights, he is killed by a lance to the face and then he fell and died ​because he lived as a beggar who ate garbage and threw children of the balcony to their death. he is buried in a tomb where he met Tutankhamun's mummified self adhesive bandages then he punched himself because of the mummies curse until he grew a hand from his lower back and was able to scratch his buttocks bloody raw because he wanted to see what would happen when he would not do a triple backflip into the wall

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