Prince Vladymir hocked deep from his throat and spat on the near extinct fire, dampened by the miserable English rain that ceasely fell upon his camp...What a god-forsaken land this was; since landing upon the shores of England with 10, 000 men he had encountered nought but muddy fields, near entirely abandoned villages, the only common folk he had seen appeared deseased or emaciated by famine...and what was worse was that not a single lord had ridden out in embassy to him, not a single army had been sent by the absent King of England to meet him in battle...Seemingly no one cared to stop his march upon the capital to claim England for himself - For that was his intended prize, and a rich prize it would be for the fourth son of the Holy Roman Emperor who was in line to inherit nothing a mere ten years ago. Fortutitous circumstance had seen him rise in notoriety and wealth, which had in turn provided him to the means to hire an army of mercenaries and cross the channel to make claim to that which he had no claim at all.
England was a ruin, and yet no else had dared to do what he was doing. The French were to preoccupied with their own extravagances - something that would prove their downfall once Prince Vladymir was finished with the English if he had anything to say about it...The Spanish had enough of their own concerns maintaining their tenuous grip on the peninsular against the Moors and guarding their northern expanses against the French should they decided to venture south of the Pyrenese...And that left Prince Vladymir, the only man in Europe with any apparent stomach for conquest...
And so Vladymir set about trying to resurrect his fire in this miserable English weather in the hopes of perhaps roasting some capon...
Maybe this would be his lucky day, and someone would finally ride to meet him. Or perhaps when he arrived in the capital three days hence he would find it utterly abandoned much like the rest of the country...
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