Our Story begins on the 1st of September, 2006 years after some woman gave birth to a high prophet in a cave. Today, inspired by his fellow Strategos Lusted, Belisarius has been inspired to embark on a quest of enlightenment and utter “Oblivion”. For friends Oblivion is the key here!
Upon making a journey to the great town of “San Gwann” Belisarius met a friend who invited him over for tea and cake, this in itself was enjoyable however his fried had other things to show the hero of this tale! His friend owned what is by today’s standards, a sodding good computer, a computer that could play Oblivion at 10,000 FPS on max graphics. Belisarius was impressed, so his friend thought he would allow Belisarius some time to play this new Oblivion, and thus like a fat chick in an all-you-can-eat buffet Belisarius gorged himself on the ownage for several hours. Finally his friend got sick of this and threw him out but lent him Oblivion. What a sick joke!
Belisarius went home to his P4 3.0 GHz 512 DDR RAM 250mb Gforce FX 5500, which could play Rome at a very good level only to find his computer sucked balls when faced with the ownage that was Oblivion. Thus he exclaimed, “Upgrade my computer with Ram and a new Card I shall!” Then the trouble started, for Belisarius is an unemployable student with his student grant cut, he has no income and a fondness for expensive whiskey, and he was, in many respects screwed from the start. But God thought it time to further urinate on his ambitions by informing him he was screwed over when buying his computer. He asked for a Motherboard that could support all the latest software and now, he realized that it doesn’t. So he needs a new motherboard, Ram and a card at least. At this point he is thinking of a new Processor and upgrading the computer to the level where Oblivion can be run in the background while he plays minesweeper. Oh what ownage that would be!
What is this hero to do? He has little knowledge of computer parts, has no idea how to build one and is unemployed. He starts with 100 US Dollars in savings, A computer with a few usable parts and the drive to succeed fueled by his addiction to Oblivion. Will this hero succeed in building his own custom computer? Will members of this community help? Oh the drama!
The Quest begins!




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