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  1. June 04, 2013, 12:13 PM #1
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    Default Total Waft: Sega gets its own fragrance line

    http://www.pcgamesn.com/total-waft-s...fragrance-line
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    Default Re: Total Waft: Sega gets its own fragrance line

    Hopefully it will smell of blood, sweat and tears.
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    Default Re: Total Waft: Sega gets its own fragrance line

    Quote Originally Posted by Dictator Of The Roman Republic View Post
    Hopefully it will smell of blood, sweat and tears.
    More like sweaty plastic, microwave pizza and cheap internet porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by |Sith|Galvanized Iron View Post
    More like sweaty plastic, microwave pizza and cheap internet porn.
    lmao
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    Default Re: Total Waft: Sega gets its own fragrance line

    There is no news that Total War is actually getting it's own scent lol, that picture is simply a photoshop to go along with the article.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthShizNit View Post
    There is no news that Total War is actually getting it's own scent lol, that picture is simply a photoshop to go along with the article.
    Buzz kill!
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    Default Re: Total Waft: Sega gets its own fragrance line

    It's just sweat & tears from virgins. Gender unspecified.
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    Default Re: Total Waft: Sega gets its own fragrance line

    i never wear any kind of perfume..... does it smell manly?
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    Default Re: Total Waft: Sega gets its own fragrance line

    Guys guys guys, its just the sweat of Gladiators man. They used to sell them in Ancient Rome. Must've got this batch from the cast of Spartacus
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    Looks like it will taste like Minttu if you drink it.
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    Default Re: Total Waft: Sega gets its own fragrance line

    What for use before battle or after the battle? cachondo
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    Default Re: Total Waft: Sega gets its own fragrance line

    More importantly what would your wife say when receiving a bottle!
    Drink Whiskey and you'll feel better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MonTeZuma View Post
    More importantly what would your wife say when receiving a bottle!
    She'd be delighted. Wanting to take it back old school (Viking Old school).
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    Quote Originally Posted by MonTeZuma View Post
    More importantly what would your wife say when receiving a bottle!
    She would prepare to be invaded by my soldiers and be conquered, later enslaved
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    Default Re: Total Waft: Sega gets its own fragrance line

    I wonder how long it will take for the Total War brand to appear on fitness equipment and pornography.
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    Cereals? Limb breakfast anyone?
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    I'll eat Total War: Bunny Poop Cereal in 3 different flavors
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    I'll just stick ol' reliable for now.

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