New DLC ideas!

[removeduser_45762834756]

Bring it on....

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Wait, screw this all toguether, DLC is too nice. All extra features must come from preorder bonuses from several different retailers. ....

[Adreno]

go away

[Marcus Claudius Marcellus]

What waste of time it was typing that. Get a hobby bro.

[HusKatten]

Sharpe!!!

[LordKainES]

hahahahaha so great! but it is true.... a "completed game" can cost us 200 euros/dollars adding DLCs... and the most important adding things that must be included in the game for free... just a shame...

On the other hand is mobile gaming... which is just a fraud... in some games for only one character they can charge you 20 euros...

What are they thinking??? yeah we know... only on their pockets at any costs...

[eLus1on]

Look, get your ass down to NAV if it's that difficult for you to pay for stuff.

You're making yourself look like a total retard, you're 19 years old and can't even act like you are 19.

[oOIYvYIOo]

There is already a oficial topic for this ,stop with this.

Look, get your ass down to NAV if it's that difficult for you to pay for stuff.

You're making yourself look like a total retard, you're 19 years old and can't even act like you are 19.

Mallex i have reported you previously with you 10 years old commentaries from a frustade person like you . And i will report you again.

[oOIYvYIOo]

double post

[eLus1on]

There is already a oficial topic for this ,stop with this.



Mallex i have reported you previously with you 10 years old commentaries from a frustade person like you . And i will report you again.

Do you report me for the obvious? Now that's weird. Weird people on this forum.

[LordKainES]

Look, get your ass down to NAV if it's that difficult for you to pay for stuff.

Yeah it is better to shut up and continuing paying for damn stupid DLCs like adding blood to the game... yeah SEGA will be richer thanks to us.... be happy boys... seriously, are we a kind of sheeps or something???

[eLus1on]

Yeah it is better to shut up and continuing paying for damn stupid DLCs like adding blood to the game... yeah SEGA will be richer thanks to us.... be happy boys... seriously, are we a kind of sheeps or something???

I didn't say "shut up and continue paying" ? If he's so butthurt about DLC's, it's clearly he wants the content but either has no money for it or will not buy it, and theres no need to get on the forum and start going mental all about it. Nobody is forcing you to pay a dime. Yet everyone here thinks so.

[Marcus Claudius Marcellus]

Yeah it is better to shut up and continuing paying for damn stupid DLCs like adding blood to the game... yeah SEGA will be richer thanks to us.... be happy boys... seriously, are we a kind of sheeps or something???

That's fantastic, and whilst we all value and honor your opinion do we really need 4 or 5 threads about the same subject, with the same people winging about the same boring thing, with every thread developing into insults and generally going nowhere?

No I don't think we do do we. Let's all cheer up and get hyped for what will probably be the best Total War yet, instead of winging and whining and moaning and making stupid threads about things none of us can change, regardless of our opinions on the matter.

[LordKainES]

Let's all cheer up and get hyped for what will probably be the best Total War yet, instead of winging and whining and moaning and making stupid threads about things none of us can change, regardless of our opinions on the matter.

Yeah that´s what companies like to see... people like you cheering up and prepared to pay money for any stupid DLC... xD

Yeeehaaaa! oh yeah!

[Marcus Claudius Marcellus]

Yeah that´s what companies like to see... people like you cheering up and prepared to pay money for any stupid DLC... xD

Yeeehaaaa! oh yeah!

Why on earth are you here then? What do you gain from coming into this forum and complaining about the "stupid DLC"?

Honestly, I don't particularly like football? I don't make an account on the FA forums to go and complain about it? It makes no sense? Find something productive to do!

[SirFork]

Is this supposed to be sarcasm?

Fail.

[Marcus Claudius Marcellus]

The amount of threads on this subject is getting out of hand now, all started by the same 2 or 3 people. Can a mod come in here and clear this up please?

[rohirrimelf]

Moderators. please close this tread.

[Aeneas Veneratio]

First world problems are serious business!

Above: The Blood DLC was extra work post release, so ofcource they weren't going to release it without a cost. It was also OPTIONAL, so you didn't have to get it.

You Anti-DLC brigade is beyond salvation...

[Sir Nicholas Altman]

Ban him.

[removeduser_45762834756]

close this thread they said? ban me? why so much hate lol, its suposed to be sarcasm, and am not violating any rules by posting this....

...nevertheless even if am lughing hard, truth is by the path some of you are following i would not be surprised if in 5 years thats how games are....

PS: for those who actually enjoy this thread, drop some rep i like having stars and stuff under my prifiel pic, cheers...