Snakes on a Plane!

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  1. removeduser_487563287433 said:

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    Specifically, does anybody know when this is released at UK cinemas?
     
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    When hell freezes over.

    God what a bad storyline. Samuel L Jackson's career has gone down the drain.
     
  3. SovietDoom said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shyam Popat
    When hell freezes over.

    God what a bad storyline. Samuel L Jackson's career has gone down the drain.

    Too bad the movie was designed by populist sentiment.

    And it was good.

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    Today or yestersay im sure, i was going to go and see it yesterday anyway.

    Looks like one of those rare gems of a film
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    Blaven said:

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    It comes out today in the US and UK (today's the eighteenth, right?).

    I dunno. It's either gonna be awful or cool. I don't think SLJ would a attach himself to something like this if he didn't see something special.
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    -Conan the Barbarian- said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaven
    It comes out today in the US and UK (today's the eighteenth, right?).

    I dunno. It's either gonna be awful or cool. I don't think SLJ would a attach himself to something like this if he didn't see something special.
    i think samuel was looking at the fat check he would receive and not how good the movie would be.
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    Blaven said:

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    Horrible movies tend to kill or damage careers.
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    MasterAdnin said:

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    Looks like a bad movie. I don't like the story line at all.

    Salaam,
     
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    -Conan the Barbarian- said:

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    it may be a horrible movie but samuel is already an established pop icon.
    It has been surmised, that perhaps, my lord had become like a wild animal that had been kept too long. Perhaps, but whatever... freedom... so long an unremembered dream, was his.
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    Blaven said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by CONANTHEBARBARIAN
    it may be a horrible movie but samuel is already an established pop icon.
    So was Ben Affleck, and what's he done since Gigli?
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  11. removeduser_426582376423734 said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaven
    So was Ben Affleck, and what's he done since Gigli?
    Gone out with J Lo.
     
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    bdh said:

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    i think samuel was looking at the fat check he would receive and not how good the movie would be.
    Looks like a bad movie. I don't like the story line at all.

    Salaam,
    I don't think either of you guys get the concept behind the movie. The entire point is to generate an incredibly humorous cliche. Half of what is in the movie was thought up by people in internet forums who were joking around. Samuel L Jackson didn't even read the script or get offered the role. He just read the title, realized what it was, and then agreed to do the movie just for the hell of it because he thought it would be amusing.
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    Kscott said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdh
    I don't think either of you guys get the concept behind the movie. The entire point is to generate an incredibly humorous cliche. Half of what is in the movie was thought up by people in internet forums who were joking around. Samuel L Jackson didn't even read the script or get offered the role. He just read the title, realized what it was, and then agreed to do the movie just for the hell of it because he thought it would be amusing.
    Exactly. Everyone knows about this movie. They used a very uninspiring name and storyline purposfuly. It has created alot of hype and many people myself included very much want to watch this movie.

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    Gogoas said:

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    Don't be so quick to judge, I'm probably gonna see it (after I watch bon cop bad cop which im going to see now cya!)
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    Blaven said:

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    He needed a sugar momma.
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    -Conan the Barbarian- said:

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    ddint he get an actress pregnant after J LO? forgot her name.
    It has been surmised, that perhaps, my lord had become like a wild animal that had been kept too long. Perhaps, but whatever... freedom... so long an unremembered dream, was his.
    The children of Doom...Doom's children. They told my lord the way to the mountain of power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the earth...HA!! time enough for the earth in the grave.
     
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    Siblesz said:

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    Oh mah Gawd! Der is a snake on a plan! RUN AWAY! But... to where? Oh nos!

    This movie is bound to be hillarious.
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  18. Shaun said:

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    I dont see how snakes on a plance can fill in enough time to actually make a movie. If you want to see a good movie soon, watch Miami Vice.
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    Its not meant to be a good film, its a joke - i guess you either get it or you dont, just dont take it seriously
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  20. Armfelt said:

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    I am most definitely going to watch this. A movie like this is bound to make you laugh.




    I hope Samuel goes gangsta on those snakes.