What would you do if...

[kshcshbash]

This game is really simple, someone says a scenario, people reply. When a scenario is "dead", someone chooses a new one and so on and so forth.
I'll start.

You hear a loud bang at 03:45 in the morning.

I just did, hence the awakeness. I went to see if everyone was still alive then I got to check the house and garden for people with my two hammers. **** if I'm leaving this basement until daylight, now. Scary ****...


edit: I have the added problem of being liable if an intruder drowns in my pool.

[bizzy]

errrr i would think nothing off it and go back to sleep

edit:
i re-read ur post and if there were 4 ppl in my garden, and they were smaller then me id approach the little *****s like "eerrr excuse me, just wtf do u think your doing in my garden, its disgusting u dirty wrong'ens get out before i set the dogs on u... thank you "

[Anarius]

Call the police?