Iranian State Media: "Israeli Deadsquads were behind the Sandy Hook massacre"

[Caelius]

The Iranian government. Staying classy as always....

Link, click it to read the full range of one of the craziest conspiracy theories i've seen in a long time.

Today, Michael Harris, former Republican candidate for governor of Arizona and GOP campaign finance chairman, in an internationally televised news broadcast, cited “Israeli revenge” in, what he called, “the terrorist attack in Connecticut.”

Harris cited Israeli “rage” against the US and against President Barack Obama. By “Israel,” we mean “Netanyahu.”

The mission was to teach America a lesson, knowing that “America would take the punishment, keep “quiet,” and let a ‘fall guy’ take the blame.”

A “fall guy” is another word for “patsy.”

Harris, citing the flood of inconsistencies in the “cover story,” pointed out the following, “The facts are now becoming obvious. This is another case where Israel has chosen violence and terrorism where their bullying in Washington has failed. Israel believes the US “threw them under the bus,” particularly after the recent Gaza war, allowing Israel to be humiliated in the United Nations. Their response was to stage a terror attack, targeting America in the most hideous and brutal way possible, in fact, an Israeli “signature attack,” one that butchers children, one reminiscent of the attacks that killed so many children in Gaza?”

Washington is terrified of Israel, their powerful lobby and its relationship with organized crime. Now, a key former Senator, Chuck Hagel, who has helped expose this fact, is likely to be nominated as the secretary of defense, despite vocal protests from Israel.

Today, Israeli news gave further credence to Harris’ analysis when they issued the following statements regarding the probable nomination of Hegel:

“Chuck Hagel’s statements and actions regarding Israel have raised serious concerns for many Americans who care about Israel,” said the Republican Jewish Coalition (RJC) Executive Director, Matt Brooks. “The Jewish community and every American who supports a strong US-Israel relationship have cause for alarm if the president taps Hagel for such an important post.”

“The appointment of Chuck Hagel would be a slap in the face for every American who is concerned about the safety of Israel,” he asserted

Apparently their logic is going along the lines that Israel has been 'humiliated' by the US because of Chuck Hagel being the next in line for Secretary of Defense.

.....So -apparently just because the Israelis are that evil- they decide that having some commando do a 'Remember...no Hebrew' deal on a US school is an excellent way to 'teach the US a lesson'. And Obama, who clearly doesn't like Netanyahu at all, is going to shut up and accept the 'punishment' as a consequence of his actions.

That's reaching Nazi levels of reality distortion.

[ronm100]

Heres a fine example of the human mind and intellegence slowly decaying due to a parasite called "relligion"

[Dante Von Hespburg]

Ahh our Iranian cousins, providing well reasoned and thought out arguments since 1979

I for one am convinced. Are you?

[Menelik_I]

The Iranians are right ... why don't these people have nuclear weapons already !

[mrmouth]

I know. Someone get these people a nuke. Long overdue.

[Caduet]

To be fair, which this thread is probably not intended to be, its not an Iranian conspiracy theory. Its some washed-up Republican's conspiracy theory. PressTV is all too glad to give whack-jobs exposure, though. Trolling is fun and all, but idk why PressTV would bother here.

[Lord Thesaurian]

To be fair, which this thread is probably not intended to be, its not an Iranian conspiracy theory. Its some washed-up Republican's conspiracy theory. PressTV is all too glad to give whack-jobs exposure, though. Trolling is fun and all, but idk why PressTV would bother here.

PressTV is the English-version affiliate of the IRIB. Why wouldn't they give whackjobs exposure?

[mrmouth]

Yeah, we get that.

[Dante Von Hespburg]

Indeed. But on topic... Heck i don't know why they're not the only nuclear power? We can't trust the current ones! create Petition for Iran to have all the nukes? We'd be living in a sure parasidic utopia!

[Caelius]

To be fair, which this thread is probably not intended to be, its not an Iranian conspiracy theory. Its some washed-up Republican's conspiracy theory. PressTV is all too glad to give whack-jobs exposure, though. Trolling is fun and all, but idk why PressTV would bother here.

Their editors have intellectual license over anything they approve to be published....so yeah it is an Iranian conspiracy since they gave that whack job a soapbox to stand on and spew his filth. Just as they do with tons of other crazies.

[Markas]

Well Republican whack jobs will say Republican whack job things. His bio here is unintentionally hilarious.

Interview-

[ColdMace833]

Well Republican whack jobs will say Republican whack job things. His bio here is unintentionally hilarious.

Interview-

Complete whack job

[motiv-8]

Wait, so did said Republican actually say those things or is PressTV making it up?

[Salah ad Din Yusuf]

Wait, so did said Republican actually say those things or is PressTV making it up?

There is a minority of anti israeli republicans in US. He is one of them.

[Caduet]

Wait, so did said Republican actually say those things or is PressTV making it up?

Yes, he has his own website. Also, the PressTV article was written by one of the senior editors at said website.

[Col. Tartleton]

The terrorists in Tehran are just jealous that your below average American teenager with a gun has a higher K: D than their special forces.

[Dr Zoidberg]

Instead of worrying about what Iranian Stae media is "reporting", shouldn't you be more worried a former candidate of one of the major US political parties thinks that Israel was responsible for the Newtown massacre?

What does that say about the selection process of said political party?

[Caduet]

From what I read, this Mike Harris guy got destroyed in the primary. As bad as Republicans are, he isn't really representative of the party.

[Thorn777]

Some religions are more equal than others. lol rightwingers

[Adar]

Ravening lunatic and a dead beat father? Even Al Franken would have trouble making this crap up.

Friday, April 21, 2006 05:00:00 AM UTC0:0
Scottsdale businessman Mike Harris has put $100,000 of his own money into his campaign for governor just months after convincing a judge he was too poor to make full support payments for his only child.

Harris said he got the court to cut his support payments in half, to $1,000 a month, after coming close to bankruptcy. Harris said he now is in much better financial health, which is why he has committed to spend up to $250,000 in personal funds on his bid for the Republican gubernatorial nomination.

But Harris said he doesn't intend to start paying more to support John Carter, 7, who lives with his mother in Northern California. Harris, who describes himself on his campaign Web site as a "proud and loving father," said $1,000 a month "for one kid for a four-year marriage is pretty darn generous."

I guess it's people like this which explain why the last two Republican candidates have been forced into killing their own campaigns to cater for special interest groups.