Judaic CONSPIRACY on the shores of our BELOVED United States! New York Jews SUE to protect ritualized FELLATIO of INFANTS!

[Caduet]

So apparently Orthodox Jews have this ritual following circumcision in which a rabbi "cleans" the wound by filling his mouth with wine and placing his mouth around the base of the baby's freshly circumcised penis and sucking the blood off. I think I first heard about this on 4chan or something and assumed it had to be some retarded anti-semitic myth.

Apparently my internet liberal skepticism was wrong. Metzitzah b'peh is a real thing. It has also been confirmed to have caused at least 11 cases of herpes in New York City, two of which are confirmed to have led to the deaths of the infected infants. Due to this, the City of New York wants to make parental consent a required part of the ritual, as well as having practitioners provide literature warning of the inherent dangers of having weird old guys put their mouths on a baby's bleeding penis. It kinda blows my mind that parental consent is apparently not required already, but my knowledge of Orthodox Jews is pretty limited and/or made up.

Orthodox Jews in New York are suing to block this legislation cos they really like this tradition I guess. According to the Rabbi in charge of their Circumcision Assosciation, while the Mayor of New York may want them to do this, the Mayor of the Universe requires them to give babies blowjobs. And the Mayor of the Universe's 2000+ year old word kinda carries a bit more weight with them.

The NYC Health Department doesn't seem to be attempting to ban it outright, merely making health warnings necessary. Is that overstepping its authority? At what point should the state interfere with matters of religion? Lots of religions do weird things- as a Shia I've seen stuff on Ashura that makes grindcore mosh pits look like Hannah Montana concerts. But that stuff is done to oneself. The whole circumcision debate has valid points on both sides, but this metzitzah b'peh seems pretty reprehensible. Idk who can, or even should, prevent it tho.

source <--Nazi Palestinian Radio

[Toho]

My mind is blown... this cant be real...
puts the whole burka thing into perspective doesn't it?

[Col. Tartleton]

My mind is blown... this cant be real...
puts the whole burka thing into perspective doesn't it?

Of course it's real. Ritualistic surgery is ritualistic surgery.

[Vanoi]

Putting wine in their mouths, then putting their mouths on a baby's penis and using the wine to clean the wound? Wtf is this. Hell no. This is only going to make it easier to spread disease. Public Health > Freedom of religion

[In3x]

Is this actually true? I simply can't believe anyone would do this? Really?

[Nietzsche]

Kudos to the OP. When I first read the subject, I thought I had accidentally stumbled onto Onion.com

[Border Patrol]

Is everyone being incredibly sarcastic or did you all seriously not know this already?

[Nietzsche]

Is everyone being incredibly sarcastic or did you all seriously not know this already?

I knew. I just put it in the "don't give a toss" column. I cast a jaundiced eye at any ritual. Having attended the Catholic Church I think all rituals are just a way to forget why you are doing.

[Vanoi]

Is everyone being incredibly sarcastic or did you all seriously not know this already?

I seriously didn't. Thought it was a joke or something. But apparently not......

[Caduet]

Is everyone being incredibly sarcastic or did you all seriously not know this already?

I'd heard of it, but like I said, I thought it was some Protocols of Zion bs stuff. I mean, even for religion, that's pretty out-there. Imagine my surprise when I heard this on the radio.

[Toho]

I'd heard of it, but like I said, I thought it was some Protocols of Zion bs stuff. I mean, even for religion, that's pretty out-there. Imagine my surprise when I heard this on the radio.

Well I understand the alcohol stuff but the blow job defies reason and logic...

if anyone got wounded in those times did people start sucking themselves clean? like what the hell?!

[Odenat]

if anyone got wounded in those times did people start sucking themselves clean? like what the hell?!

No, they piss over the wound, that's the best known natural antibiotic and prevent the wound to fester

[Karnil Vark Khaitan]

defies reason and logic...

Isnt that what religion is all about?
But doesnt alcohol removes infection and kills bacteria?
I can understand that they did it back in the old middle east, Hell in Denmark we used to pissed in our wounds, but we got medical science now.

[Sir Adrian]

Isnt that what religion is all about?
But doesnt alcohol removes infection and kills bacteria?
I can understand that they did it back in the old middle east, Hell in Denmark we used to pissed in our wounds, but we got medical science now.

depends on the type of alcohol. Wine, beer and other "soft" drinks don't do .
Hard alcohol like double distilled Vodka (not the you buy in clubs, stores, etc), Tuica, Palinca, etc does in fact kill bacteria. It is also extremely bad for a newborn's skin.

Urine is 100% sterile and kills most bacteria. It is the best thing you can use to clean any wound and prevent infection if you are unable to get timely medical assistance.

[Sphere]

Is everyone being incredibly sarcastic or did you all seriously not know this already?

You must be knew here.

We hide ignorance with sarcasm. It is part of the ToS IIRC.

[motiv-8]

Nazi Palestinian Radio

Ah! Another acronym solved.

[Sphere]

Having attended the Catholic Church I think all rituals are just a way to forget why you are doing.

I would hope fellating a new-born with a mouthful of pinot noir wasn't just a spur of the moment thing.

[Nietzsche]

I would hope fellating a new-born with a mouthful of pinot noir wasn't just a spur of the moment thing.

You know, I would have never of thought to have my pinot noir with some penis. I always took mine with squab. Oh dear, what have I been missing?

[motiv-8]

You know, I would have never of thought to have my pinot noir with some penis.

Sig-worthy?



Sig-worthy.

[frozenprince]

You know, I would have never of thought to have my pinot noir with some penis. I always took mine with squab. Oh dear, what have I been missing?

Ahem.

To me that's a weekday.