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    Default Compilation of IH's alt-historical timelines

    Exactly what it says on the tin. I think it'd be a good idea to compile the alternate timelines we've put together to date here, both so everyone can get an easy look @ them and so I don't have to keep posting them in game threads and eat up multiple posts ATM I can only think of two to put down, WEF 1.0 & RB; CoE is still too far from completion (and its last game crashed) and WEF 2.0, yeah let's not go there lol.

    Please don't post here, comment in the OOC threads or the Bar.

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    Where Eagles Fly 1.0, 1796-1914:

    Games: Where Eagles Fly, 1796; Where Eagles Fly, 1914
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    1798-1800: US intervention in the Mediterranean. As a result, not only are the Barbary Pirates broken, but Greece gains its independence with American aid.

    1801-1802: The American Civil War, fought between Northern Royalists and the secessionist Confederate States of America, breaks out when John Pappas uses an executive order to make himself King. The short-lived Confederacy fails to win a single battle, and President Denver (taken prisoner in one of the first engagements of the war) surrenders in Albany Court House in 1802.

    1806: Pope-Murray Act signed by King John, Radical Reconstruction begins in earnest. Tens of thousands of ex-Confederates head for Texas from now to 1835.

    1811: The charter of the First National Bank is allowed to expire.

    1813: After a nine-year insurgency, Serbia finally wins its freedom with covert American and Greek aid.

    1830: Mississippi Territory admitted as the State of Sequoyah.

    1816: Following a financial crisis, PM King and the Federalists get a Second National Bank chartered.

    1821: Enterprising Americans begin to colonize Liberia.

    1835: Texas Revolution begins.

    1836: The Texans, led by Sam Houston and Edmund Ruffin, defeat the Mexican army and capture President Santa Anna at the Battle of San Jacinto, winning their independence. Among the Texan forces are a young Nathan Bedford Forrest. Texas is proclaimed a free republic, but in effect is an extremely racist (even for its day) 'white man's state', a dictatorship that quickly fell under the sway of the ex-Confederate aristocracy.

    In Latin America, the Peru-Bolivian Confederation comes under fire from Chile and Argentina. The United Kingdom, seeking a powerful South American ally, actively supports the Confederation, which eventually destroys the Chilean army at the Battle of Yungay and secures a favorable peace.

    1846: In Mexican California, American settlers launched the 'Bear Flag Revolt', with UK Army Major John C. Frémont (then acting without orders) taking a major role in the rebellion. Back home, using a minor border incident, expansionist Prime Minister Polk secures Parliamentary approval for war with Mexico.

    1847: Liberia is released as a UKA protectorate, ruled by the King in Washington through an appointed Governor and elected Prime Minister.

    1848: UK Army troops march down the streets of Mexico City. In the Treaty of Guadalupe-Hidalgo, Mexico loses its northern half to the victorious Americans.

    1853: Texan ex-Army Major and lawyer William Walker, the son of ex-Confederates who fled to the future Lone Star Republic in 1810, launches the first of his 'filibusters' (illegal military expeditions) in Baja California, but fails and is put on trial back in Texas. However, he is later acquitted, much to the displeasure of the Mexicans and Americans.

    Meanwhile, Greece and Serbia are eager to join the Crimean War on the Russian side and fight the Ottomans once more, but are restrained by threats from Britain, France and Austria. A brief war scare erupts when the British reinforce their positions in Canada.

    1854: Walker travels to Nicaragua, then in the middle of a civil war, and joins one faction with 300 Texan volunteers. He distinguishes himself as a capable leader and eventually prevails, installing a puppet President and governing the country from behind the scenes.

    1856-57: William Walker faces off against a coalition of the other Central American states, which sought to drive him from the region. Against all odds, he and his Texan officers whipped his demoralized and ill-equipped army into fighting shape and managed to beat off the Costa Ricans - though not without significant aid from Texas, which sought a counterbalance to the United Kingdom.

    1859-63: With considerable support from Texas and business interests, William Walker defeats the other Central American states, one by one, and installs puppet Presidents in each one. By 1863, he is the self-proclaimed 'Puppet Master of Central America'.

    1864: France, Britain and Spain intervene in Mexico after President Juarez defaults on his debts. The French go the furthest, placing the Austrian Archduke Maximilian on the long-vacant throne of the Mexican Empire. The UKA supports this move; Kentuckian Brigadier General John Pope is sent to Mexico City as a personal military adviser to Maximilian, and the UKA soon outdoes the French in terms of financial and material aid to the Imperial government, though no combat troops are deployed yet.

    1865: As the 'Juarista' rebellion heats up, Prime Minister Douglas agrees to launch an actual military expedition to Mexico. While initially only a 6,000-strong force commanded by Mexican-American War veteran John C. Frémont is deployed, Frémont soon feels that his force is insufficient and asks for reinforcements. By Christmas, the Mexican Expedition has grown to 70,000 men with Ulysses S. Grant, Robert E. Lee, William T. Sherman and Philip Sheridan rising to become the most prominent of Frémont's subordinates.

    In response, the Texans strike an unlikely alliance with Juarez. A few hundred 'volunteers' led by Nathan Bedford Forrest and William T. Anderson cross the border to support the Republicans'; by the end of the year, to counter the massive American presence in Mexico, this force has swelled to about 30,000 men and is placed under the overall command of P. G. T. Beauregard. The Confederate expedition manages to keep Frémont off-balance in a savage guerrilla campaign.

    In unrelated news, Peru-Bolivian strongman and 'Supreme Protector' Andres de Santa Cruz dies; before the country can fall apart under his less than able generals, the UKA pressures interim Protector Manuel Belzu to invite European royalty to become Emperor of Peru-Bolivia. In the end, the young Duke of Aosta was chosen to become the first Emperor of the Imperial Union of Peru-Bolivia with American blessing.

    1867: Frémont finally manages to lure the Juaristas into the open; in the following Battle of Querétaro in central Mexico, a mere 4,000 Juaristas (supported by 500 Texans) were trapped by 7,000 Imperialists and 20,000 Americans and slaughtered to the last man. Among the Juarista and Texan losses is William T. 'Bloody Bill' Anderson, one of the most brutal of the Texan commanders, whose body wasn't even recognized until a year after the battle.

    In other news, Peru-Bolivia takes advantage of the War of the Triple Alliance (Paraguay Vs. Brazil, Uruguay and Argentina) to rip off Gran Chaco.

    1868: Lieutenant-General Nathan B. Forrest was killed at the Battle of Miahuatlán, where Lieutenant-Colonel George Armstrong Custer's Royal 7th Cavalry routed his 1st Texan Mounted Volunteers in a ferocious two-hour all-cavalry engagement. A healthy son, Ferdinand, is born to Maximilian and his consort Carlota in May.

    1869: After two months of attempting to outrun his pursuers, President Juarez and 9,000 Republicans finally decide to turn and fight the 10,000 Imperialists and 30,000 Americans (led by Miguel Miramón and Philip Sheridan respectively) pursuing them at Santa Cruz de Rosales. In this doomed last stand, less than half of the Republicans come out alive, and President Juarez is captured shortly after the battle while attempting to escape. The fanatical Miramón executes him on the spot, dealing a fatal blow to the Republican cause; comparisons are drawn between the Imperial general and James Murray, a Civil War general who led a force of Royalist Crusaders and gleefully executed Confederate General Jonathan Thomasson after the latter's defeat and capture at Humpback Rock.

    General Frémont resigns after word of this victory to run in the general election of 1869, confident that his status as a war hero would win him the office of Prime Minister; he would not be disappointed. Robert E. Lee is chosen to replace him.

    Seeing the writing on the wall, Republican commander Porfirio Diaz finally accepts a large sum of monetary 'compensation' and the office of Prime Minister to Maximilian and goes over to the Imperial side; many disheartened Republican leaders follow him, or at least drop out of the fighting. The Texans also withdraw their expeditionary force, having realized that the Republican cause was doomed. The UKA also begins withdrawing its own troops over the next four years, figuring that the Imperialists could wipe out the remaining Republicans with minimal American aid.

    1870: The Spanish depose the hugely unpopular Queen Isabella II and, after much thinking and negotiating, choose Maximilian of Mexico to become King of Spain - on the condition that Mexico and Spain are never actually united, instead being ruled in a personal union until Maximilian's death, at which point the Spanish throne would be inherited by his biological son Ferdinand and Mexico would go to his adoptive son Augustine, who was also the grandson of the first Mexican Emperor Agustin I.

    1879-1884: War of the Pacific. Chile challenges the Imperial Union again, loses badly.

    1881: The sixty-year-old William Walker, tired of ruling from the shadows, gets his puppets all over Central America to reunite the various republics into the Union of Central America, a revival of the Federal Republic of Central America. As President in his own right, Walker walks over the various rebel movements organized against him with a mercenary army and the 2,000-strong Texan Legion supporting him since 1875.

    1897-99: The Greeks go to war with the Ottoman Empire over a border skirmish in Macedonia. Although their military has been greatly modernized with American aid (the single-shot Fusil Gras Modčle 1874 had largely been replaced by a mix of French Lebel M1886, American Krag-Jřrgensen and Russian Mosin-Nagant rifles) and conscription expanded the size of their military force, the Greeks are still faced by a numerically superior and technologically equal Ottoman opponent (which had modernized with German aid). In the following war, the Greeks are able to secure Western Thrace, but sustain heavy casualties (15,000 KIA and ~20,000 WIA out of a 90,000-strong army) due to several disastrous blunders by their commanders and an underestimation of the Ottoman military.

    1898: Spanish-American War. This goes the same way as OTL (Our Timeline).

    1900-01: The Boxer Rebellion breaks out in China. The Americans intervene to secure a concession in Tianjin and favorable trading rights.

    1904-05: Russo-Japanese War. While the Russians are constantly defeated by the Japanese, American mediators work hard to secure the best possible settlement for them and end up getting both powers to sign the Treaty of Portsmouth, which secured Russian possession of Port Arthur and joint control of the Trans-Siberian Railroad.

    1910-11: Mexican Revolution begins. Porfirio Diaz, a capable but repressive and corrupt man who served as Prime Minister of Mexico 1869-92 and finally became Viceroy from 1892 onward, faces a challenge from a coalition of dissatisfied liberals, progressives and peasants championed by Francisco Madero. In the end, Maximilian (a liberal reformist at heart) dismisses Diaz and allows Madero to form a government; Madero's moderate government passes many agrarian reforms, cracks down on corruption in the government and remains loyal to the Habsburg Emperor.

    1912-13: The Balkan Wars begin. First Bulgaria, Greece and Serbia unite to seize most of the Ottoman Empire's European possessions; then an unsatisfied Bulgaria attacked its former allies, but was overwhelmed and defeated - with aid from Romania and the Ottomans, no less. Greece expands into Eastern Thrace as far as Adrianople (largely thanks to American mediation), Romania gains Constanta and Serbia takes the rest of Macedonia.

    In other news, Madero is assassinated in the La decena trágica (Ten Tragic Days) in 1913, and an alliance of conservatives and military officers backed by foreign businesses and the Americans takes power. Felix Diaz, nephew of the elderly and sickly Porfirio Diaz, is installed as Viceroy; however, Prime Minister Victoriano Huerta is the man really running the show. In response to this calamity, a group of increasingly radicalized rebels rally under Venustiano Carranza, Emiliano Zapata and Pancho Villa to challenge Huerta and the Habsburg monarchy.

    1914: Franz Ferdinand is assassinated by the Black Hand, Great War begins.

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    Where Eagles Fly 1.0, 1915-1960:

    Games:
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    1915: Germans sink Lusitania.

    1916: UKA enters the Great War.

    1917: UKA beats off Japanese invasion, gets yelled at by other Entente Powers for not helping in Europe. Russian February Revolution happens, Russian Kerensky Offensive isn't a complete disaster and the Provisional Government keeps on going. Mexico stabilizes. Austria-Hungary gives up, later reforms into Danubian Union.

    1918: Constantinople taken by Entente. Germany stands down, Japan follows. Versailles Treaty drawn up and signed, Great War ends. Greco-Turkish War begins, UKA helps Greece.

    1919: Greco-Turkish War continues.

    1920: Same as above

    1933: Communist Revolution erupts in America amidst the Great Depression. Alfred Hugenberg of the DNVP takes power in Germany with the Kaiser's backing. China descends into civil war between Wang Jingwei's leftists and Chiang Kai-shek's rightists.

    1935: Revolution is suppressed, government undergoes a large conservative backlash

    1936: Texas invaded with worldwide support, annexed.

    1937: King's Faction attempts to storm Parliament, but the coup fails when the King calls in Royal troops (the KF had been counting on his support)
    Government liberalizes slightly (undoing fascistic reforms, but overall remains highly conservative)
    1938: Amidst confusion in America, super-crazy-fun-time Japan launches a war against pretty much everyone, including UKA, Russia, and Britain, who are unprepared due to depression.
    Germany takes the opportunity to redeem lost territories and gain revenge, and enters war on Japan's side; Italy takes advantage of chaos and declares war on Danubia independently
    Turkish rump state declares war on Greece, occupies Greek puppets in Anatolia before peace is signed

    1940: As the Germans smash into Russia and take Moscow, Georgia uses the Russian state of chaos to declare independence and restore George XIII to power.

    1945: Germany defeated. Russia establishes dominion over the "free" republics of Poland, Ukraine, and the Baltic States. Germany is partitioned according to this map to prevent it from ever rising again; Russia organizes the Republic of Prussia (OTL East Germany), America sets up a Bavarian Kingdom under the House of Wittelsbach, Britain restores the Kingdom of Hanover and France makes a Rhenish puppet republic.

    The other Great Powers recognize Georgian independence, much to the frustration of the Russians.

    1947: UKA successfully tests atom bomb, and annihilates numerous Japanese cities. Japan surrenders unconditionally, is divided into occupation zones between UKA and Russia.

    1948: The Paris Trials are held. German and Japanese war criminals and leaders are tried, most (including German Chancellor Alfred Hugenberg and Japanese PM Hideki Tojo) are sentenced to death. Kaiser Wilhelm III is forced to renounce the Hohenzollerns' claim to the German and Prussian thrones 'for all eternity' and goes into self-exile in Sweden.
    Israel secures its independence with a bloody war against its Arab neighbors. However, unlike OTL, it is not explicitly pro-American and instead plays both sides in the developing Cold War, sucking up military and economic aid from both as they try to secure an ally in the vital region.

    Italy, seeing the chaos subsiding, concludes a white peace with Danubia, having gained no territory

    1949: Greece launches war to restore its puppets in Anatolia. UKA and Georgia throw its support behind Greece, Russia supports Turkey (Korean War analogue).
    China is split in half, with Wang Jingwei controlling the North and Chiang retaining control south of the Yangtze. The map looks like this: http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/s...f_chinasvg.png

    1950: Greece retakes all lost territory and reorganizes Pontus and Cappadocia. However, an attempt to 'finish off the Turkish specter' brings about a massive airlift of Russian 'volunteers'. The war ends in stalemate, with the Greeks having recovered their puppets but unable to crush Turkey once and for all.

    1952: Egyptian King Fuad is deposed by disgruntled, nationalistic military officers calling themselves the 'Free Officers'. Egypt aligns towards the Russians.

    1953: Russia grants independence to the Republic of (North) Japan, led by Fumio Goto and with its capital at Tokyo, while America liberates the Empire of (South) Japan, with Hirohoto restored as Emperor and its capital at Kyoto.
    The UKA and Britain take out Iranian PM Mossadegh in Operation Ajax, allowing Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi to reign as absolute monarch and securing Iranian oil for themselves.

    1954-55: Vietnam gains its independence from France after a lengthy struggle. The country ends up partitioned between imperial North Vietnam, ruled by Bao Dai from Hanoi, and republican South Vietnam, ruled from Saigon by Ngo Dinh Diem. Opposing both sides are Ho Chi Minh's revitalized Vietminh.
    Russia begins sponsoring militant Abkhazian nationalists, who obviously proceed to start a brutal war against the Georgian government with their new weapons.


    1956: Suez Crisis happens, ends the same way as OTL.

    1958: Egypt and Syria unite to form the United Arab Republic, a source of worry for both Israel and the Hashemite Empire of Jordan, Iraq and the Hejaz. (established at Versailles in WEF 1914) The Hashemites are later booted from Iraq by a Russian-sponsored coup d'etat in Baghdad that removes the Iraqi Prime Minister.

    1959:
    Cuban dictator Fulgencio Batista is ousted by pro-Russian Huber Matos. South Vietnam supports republican partisans in North Vietnam to reunify the country under Diem's iron hand; the Vietminh step up their attacks on both Vietnams.

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    Rule Britannia, 1642-1936:

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    1642: First English Civil War between Charles I and his Parliament begins, Royalists take Hull. Dutch invade the Spanish Netherlands. Austria and Bavaria push back against the Protestant Union. French suppress an anti-Richelieu uprising.

    1643: Royalists defeat Parliament at Immingham. The 'Great German War' ends favorably for the Empire.

    1644: Dutch occupy the Spanish Netherlands. Royalist Highlanders defeat Scottish Covenanter Lowlanders. Another force of Scottish Covenanters destroy a French expeditionary force. Denmark-Norway defeats Sweden.

    1645: Royalists win the Battle of Naseby, First English Civil War ends in a Royalist victory. Charles takes mercy on Parliament and lets it survive but politically castrates it, then converts to Catholicism but issues an Edict of Universal Tolerance to appease his Protestant supporters. Imperial Union of Britannia declared with Papal approval. Holy League formed against the Turks.

    1646: Swedish Empire destroyed. Second English Civil War begins.

    1647: Dutch destroy a Spanish fleet at Santander Bay.

    1648: Spain concedes defeat, leaves Dutch in total control of the Spanish Netherlands and recognizes Dutch independence. Second English Civil War ends with yet another victory for Charles. Turks defeated, forced to concede Peloponnese to Venice and Ottoman Hungary to Austria.

    1649: The Great Trial of Treason is held by a much less forgiving Emperor Charles. Many MPs are executed or imprisoned, as are several important Puritan leaders. Parliament is closed down and Charles rules by decree as Britannia's absolute monarch. The Puritans, who had been some of Charles's most vocal opponents, are given two choices: to go 'to America or to hell'. The Irish finally drive out Protestant settlers with Imperial approval. Intent on punishing the Lowland Scots for their third act of defiance towards him (the first and second being the Bishops' Wars and First English Civil War, respectively), Charles institutes a policy of 'Scottish plantations', bringing in Irish and Catholic or at least High Church Anglican English settlers into Scotland en masse in an attempt to marginalize the Presbyterian Scots most heavily opposed to him. The Highlanders who consistently remained loyal to him are, of course, spared and in fact allowed to retain their autonomy under the terms of the Engagement of 1642.

    1660: Charles I of Britannia dies, succeeded by his eldest son Charles.

    1661: Charles II, a more reasonable man than his father, calls a second Parliament...and rigs the election to ensure the election of his close allies. This Parliament is termed the Cavalier Parliament.

    1662: A son, also named Charles, is born to Emperor Charles and his wife, Empress Catherine of Braganza.

    1666: Great Plague & Fire of London.

    1678-1680: Titus Oates instigates a large anti-Catholic revolt in North America with allegations that Emperor Charles would take away the Puritans' colonial charter and enforce 'Popery'. Ironically, following the suppression of the Puritan uprisings, Charles actually does take away the pro-Puritan colonial charters and enforce the Edict of Universal Tolerance in a bid to encourage non-Puritan immigration, though he does not try to force Catholicism on the Puritans.

    1685: Charles II dies, succeeded by his son as Emperor. Charles III, an absolutist like his grandfather and a devout Catholic like his uncle, is immediately challenged by his older half-brother James Scott, Duke of Monmouth and one of his father's many bastards. The younger Charles proves himself a capable military leader and defeats Monmouth at the Battle of Sedgemoor, then goes on to openly promote a pro-Catholic agenda.

    1688: Parliament, outraged over Charles III's pro-Catholic agenda, offers the throne to his cousin, William III of the Netherlands. The plot is foiled however, and Charles not only suppresses Parliament but revokes the Edict of Universal Tolerance his grandfather issued. A Third English Civil War begins, but once again the Imperialists defeat Parliament. Like his grandfather, Emperor Charles dissolves Parliament indefinitely and rules by decree. The Holy Roman Empire is formally united under the Austrian Habsburgs.

    1689-1691: The Great Puritan Rebellion breaks out in America once the authoritarian Governor Edmund Andros attempts to enforce Catholicism on the Puritan colonists, as per Emperor Charles III's orders. By the end of the year, the Puritans have expelled the British from the continent and proclaimed the Commonwealth of Columbia, with English Civil War hero Oliver Cromwell's son Richard as its first Lord Protector. Further attempts to retake the colony end in failure as Charles is more concerned with solidifying his powerbase back in the Home Isles, and the British presence in North America is reduced to Newfoundland, Rupert's Land and some Caribbean islands.

    1700-1715: War of the Spanish Succession. Breaking from his father and grandfather's generally pro-French policies, Charles III takes action to prevent complete French hegemony over Europe and sides with the Grand Alliance of the Holy Roman Empire, the Dutch Republic and Savoy. Britannia conquers Canada, which they planned to use a base for future military operations against Columbia. Continental gains are as OTL.

    1714: Lord Protector Richard Cromwell dies and is succeeded by his eldest surviving son, Peter. Britannia purchases the Cape Colony from the Holy Roman Empire.

    1722: Charles III dies, succeeded by his son James as Emperor James I of Britannia.

    1745: Lord Protector Peter Cromwell dies and is succeeded by his nephew Richard.

    1753-1759: Six Years' War in Europe. Russia and France ally to defeat the Holy Roman Empire and the Netherlands, which had been menacing both of them, and come out victorious at a massive human and financial cost. Britannia enters the war late, in 1755, purely to seize the French and Dutch Asian and Caribbean colonies - which they finally succeed in doing - and promptly abandon the Holy Romans to their fate. In the process, the British further solidify their hold on India with a crushing victory over the French-backed Bengalis at Plassey.

    1768: James I dies heirlessly. The throne passes to his relative Charles Edward, Duke of York, a descendant of Charles II's brother James, who takes the throne as Charles IV. Charles's brother Henry is made Duke of York in his place.

    1772: Lord Protector Richard II Cromwell dies and is succeeded by his son Obadiah.

    1775-1781: Columbia and Britannia go to war for the first time in nearly a century. Despite receiving considerable funds from the French (who were quite willing to overlook the Columbians' fanatical Puritan beliefs for a chance to get back at Britannia) the Columbians make little headway; their invasions of Canada and the British Caribbean flounder in the face of reinforcements from the homeland, British naval supremacy, and the inspired leadership of Governor-Generals Guy Carleton and the Marquess Cornwallis respectively, and the British impose a total naval blockade on Columbian ports following a crushing naval victory off the coast of Acadia. Further defeats on land follow as the 'Old Guard' military brass of the Commonwealth, especially Generalissimo and Commonwealth First Secretary Horatio Gates, refuse to listen to the more able younger generation or 'New Guard' officers (including men such as George Washington and Nathaniel Greene) and insist on doing things their way. The war ends with a restoration of the status quo antebellum.

    1782: A cabal of younger officers led by Nathaniel Greene, furious over the defeat in the Great American War and made even angrier by the Old Guard's attempts to use them as scapegoats for said defeat, executes a coup to remove Lord Protector Obadiah Cromwell (already aged, senile and depressed over the death of his two eldest sons in the war) from power. The Old Guard allows the coup to go ahead, figuring that Obadiah's position had become politically untenable after last year's disaster, but steps in at the last minute to proclaim Obadiah's youngest son Jebediah the new Lord Protector.

    1788: Charles IV dies and is succeeded by his son Edward, who takes the throne as Edward I of Britannia. The British also begin colonizing Australia in earnest.

    1790-1792: The Corsicans, led by nationalist Pasquale Paoli, launch a revolt against the French and invite Britannia to become their suzerain. Emperor Edward, seeking a Mediterranean base for the Imperial Navy, agrees and starts the Corsican War of 1790-1792. In this mostly naval conflict, the British and Corsicans emerge triumphant and proclaim an Anglo-Corsican Kingdom with Sir Gilbert Elliot named its first Viceroy. A certain Horatio Nelson makes his name in this conflict.

    1792-1795: The British prop up the Zand dynasty in Persia with funds, arms and later advisers. Lotf Ali Khan Zand holds on to his throne despite the efforts of Agha Muhammad Khan Qajar to unseat him, though the Qajars remain in control of northern Persia with clandestine (and later, quite open) support from Russia.

    1793-1799: George Macartney, 1st Earl Macartney goes to Japan in an attempt to secure favorable trading rights and end the Sakoku policy of isolation. When Macartney failed to show proper respect to Shogun Tokugawa Ienari and nearly got himself killed, Emperor Edward took advantage of the relative calm in Europe to invade Japan, spinning Macartney's blunders into the 'heathen barbarians of Japan' threatening to kill a 'good gentleman of the Crown' for no good reason. Brigadier-General Benedict Arnold and Major-General John André are entrusted with joint command of the expedition (a mixed force of British regulars, Indian Sepoys and mercenaries) and defeat the outgunned and obsolete Japanese army in six years, having bribed several anti-Tokugawa daimyos to speed the process. André executes Tokugawa Ienari under orders from London. Emperor Edward, however, turns out to be completely insensitive toward Japanese culture and, ignoring Arnold's and André's advice, proclaims himself the new Emperor of Japan while ordering Emperor Kōkaku and his imperial family deported to India, which leads to...

    (on a side note, Russia occupied Hokkaido with little trouble in 1798, when it had become clear that the Japanese were a step short of utter defeat)

    1801-1818: Great Japanese Rebellion. Hundreds of thousands of furious Japanese revolt against the British and, led by Matsudaira Sadanobu, quickly overrun the countryside and place the major cities of Kyoto, Kagoshima and Hiroshima (the epicenters of the British colonial administration) under siege. They are relieved by reinforcements led by Lord Paget. Over the next seventeen years André and Paget worked together to reconquer Japan, but even after capturing Tokyo in 1809 and Matsudaira Sadanobu's execution the following year Japanese guerrillas continue to operate until Paget, having inherited the title Earl of Uxbridge and taken over as Governor-General of Japan in 1812 following André's assassination by a Japanese radical, finally stamped out the last of them in 1818.

    1812: Pressured by a military faction called the 'Goshawks', composed of younger and much more aggressive officers, Lord Protector Jebediah Cromwell goes to war with Britannia despite the urging of the 'Old Guards', a faction of conservatives and senior officers opposed to more wars with the British after the disaster of 1775-1781. The war starts off badly for the Commonwealth, as Tecumseh's Indian Confederacy works together with Isaac Brock's combined force of British regulars and Canadian militia to overrun the Northwest Territory, while Columbian ports soon came under blockade once again following the Viscount Nelson's crushing victory over Rear-Admiral Chauncey off the coast of Newfoundland. In the south, Governor-General Alexander Hamilton of the British Caribbean stormed Florida and routed the Columbians under Colonel Aaron Burr, killing Burr in the process. When the Viscount Wellington arrived with a large army of British regulars and invaded Maine, Lord Protector Cromwell lost his nerve and signed a humiliating peace with the British, ceding the hotly contested territory of northwest Maine and Florida and also recognizing the independence of the 'Indian Confederation' in the Northwest Territory.

    1813: The Goshawks, furious over Columbia's humiliating defeat in the War of 1812 and capitalizing on the general population's discontent with the Cromwellian establishment, launches yet another large mutiny, this time intent on taking the Cromwell family down and destroying their Old Guard rivals for good. At an engagement near Lexington, Massachusetts, Winfield Scott and his mutineers defeat government loyalists led by General Henry Dearborn and move on to capture Boston - and with it, Jebediah Cromwell and his family. A governing triumvirate consisting of Brigadier-General James Breckinridge, Rear-Admiral Oliver Hazard Perry and State Councillor Henry Clay was organized with Breckinridge as Lord Protector, Perry as First Secretary and Clay as Minister of Foreign Affairs.

    While initially willing to let Cromwell and his family live in quiet retirement in Kentucky, the triumvirate changed their mind when Brigadier-General William Hull raised an army of Cromwellian loyalists and marched on Boston, loudly proclaiming his intention to restore Jebediah Cromwell to power and have the Triumvirs 'swing from the trees'. Lord Protector Breckinridge confronted and defeated Hull just outside the town of Avon, after which the Cromwells were executed at the urging of Secretary for State Security John C. Calhoun, who pointed out that the Triumvirs' political position will always be endangered as long as a Cromwell still lives for the remnants of the Old Guard to rally around. Other members of the House of Cromwell are hunted down under Calhoun's supervision.

    1814: Not about to give up the Cromwellian 'Good Old Cause' just yet, ex-General Arthur St. Clair rescues Jebediah Cromwell's cousin's son Ephraim from Calhoun's agents and amasses an army in Connecticut, where Cromwellian sympathies had always run high. While St. Clair's attempted march on Boston was initially successful, defeating first the Massachusetts Militia and later Brigadier-General Zebulon Pike's army at Milville, he is defeated by Andrew Jackson at the Battle of Ashland, captured and hung as yet another traitor to the Commonwealth; Ephraim Cromwell had already been killed in the battle, decapitated by a cannonball while leading a cavalry charge into Jackson's ranks. This last decisive defeat, combined with the death of the last viable heir to the Cromwell name, spelled the complete collapse of the Old Guard faction and allowed the Triumvirs to consolidate their hold on Commonwealth politics.

    1819: First Secretary Perry of the Commonwealth dies of yellow fever. The other Triumvirs, Breckinridge and Clay, agree to have John C. Calhoun to replace him.

    1822: Emperor Edward I dies of a stroke. He is succeeded by his eldest son Richard. Relations between the Puritan Triumvirs begin to decline, as all three are highly ambitious men and could not share power forever, and as a result three new factions emerge from the ranks of the Goshawks - a military faction revolving around Breckinridge with the objective of solidifying the military's control on government, a reactionary faction led by Calhoun that wanted Columbia to 'rediscover its Puritan roots' and included many radical preachers, and a liberal faction led by Clay with the objective of empowering the Commonwealth Parliament at the expense of the executive.

    1825: Proving himself to be a relatively liberal monarch, Emperor Alexander calls the first Parliament in nearly two centuries.

    1826: Breckinridge and Calhoun join forces to oust Clay and replace him with Richard Rush, who (unbeknownst to Breckinridge) was an ally of Calhoun's. Clay's liberal faction is purged on Calhoun's orders, with half a dozen of his chief supporters receiving death sentences on trumped-up charges of treason and the rest imprisoned or exiled, and Clay himself is kept under house arrest in all but name. In Britannia, Emperor Alexander is horrified upon seeing what actually happens on a slave ship and issues an Imperial Decree of Universal Abolition, though he does provide former slaveowners with monetary compensation.

    1830: Relations between Calhoun and Breckinridge collapse completely. Both men were actively plotting to remove the other from power, but Calhoun made the first move by personally arresting Breckinridge and accusing him of a large number of charges ranging from 'Popery' to 'selling military secrets to the British enemy'. Like with Clay, Breckinridge's military faction is swiftly and often messily purged, and Breckinridge himself mysteriously died while under house arrest in the winter. General Andrew Jackson is brought in to replace him as Lord Protector.

    1835: First Secretary Calhoun decides to get rid of Jackson, having found him even less cooperative than Breckinridge, and arranges for him to die by the hand of Richard Lawrence, an insane citizen convinced that he was Lord Protector Richard I Cromwell. Lawrence's aim proves to have been unaffected by his mental state, and after privately celebrating his rival's death Calhoun has General William Henry Harrison to replace him. The elderly Harrison proves to be a pliable puppet, and with his appointment Calhoun has effectively secured absolute power over Columbia in all but name.

    1835-1836: Texas War. Texan independence fighters defeat Mexican dictator Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna with Columbian aid and proclaim a free Republic of Texas.

    1839-1842: First Opium War. Britannia goes to war with China to open up trading ports and force the Chinese to keep buying opium from them, and ultimately succeeds; Hong Kong is given to Britannia, and a humiliated China is forced to continue purchasing opium to feed their citizens' addiction.

    1839-1845: Taking advantage of a minor border crisis with Sardinia-Piedmont, the French invade Italy in a bid to create another ally against the Holy Roman Empire. Despite the intervention of nearly half a million Imperial soldiers, the better-led and prepared French emerge triumphant and proclaim an Italian Kingdom under the Duc d'Orléans in 1844. Indecisive fighting continued for another year before the compromise Peace of Lodi definitively ended the war, with the Imperials recognizing Louis-Philippe's Italy but the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies and a rump Papal States (consisting of Rome and its surrounding territory) surviving as Imperial dependencies.

    1840: Lord Protector Harrison dies from a cold contracted while giving a speech to reassure the Columbian people that he was not a puppet of Calhoun's. The First Secretary appoints Ex-Colonel Richard M. Johnson as his replacement.

    1841: Under pressure from the Colonial Secretaries for autonomy but unwilling to completely lose control over his empire, Emperor Alexander creates a third lower house, the Grand Colonial Assembly, in an effort to create a centralized imperial federation; instead of having devolved colonial parliaments, the citizens of Imperial colonies such as Canada and Japan would send their representatives straight to London, where their issues would be dealt with under the eyes of the Emperor himself. The Canadians are the first to send their MPs to London at the urging of Viceroy James Bruce, Earl of Elgin.

    1846-1853: Mexican-Columbian War. Touched off by the annexation of Texas into Columbia and some border skirmishes, the war began and ended disastrously for the Mexicans, who saw their entire country occupied by the Columbians. Mexican citizens are given two choices - convert to Puritanism or be reduced to second-class citizens and be denied political and military office - and whenever an area was deemed to have too many Catholics in it, it would be confiscated by the Columbian government and resettled with 'good Puritan families', further impoverishing the Mexicans who refused to convert.

    1848: Emperor Richard I of Britannia dies and is succeeded by his son Edward, crowned Edward II of Britannia.

    1850: Lord Protector Johnson and First Secretary Calhoun both die in the same year, creating a power vacuum in the Lord Protector's Residence in Boston. To prevent the country from falling to pieces while still in the process of conquering Mexico, the New Model General Committee makes General Zachary Taylor the First Secretary. Taylor never made it back to Boston - he died while still directing combat operations from Mexico City, which had been captured in 1848. General Winfield Scott replaces him as First Secretary, and Scott would go on to make Brigadier-General Franklin Pierce Lord Protector with the approval of the NWGC; neither man would actually return to Boston until 1853.

    1852: The first Australian MPs take their seats in the Grand Colonial Assembly.

    1853-1856: The Great American War is fought between Britannia and Columbia. Under Scott's leadership, the Columbians avenged the humiliation of 1812 and conquered the Indian Confederation, Florida and British Oregon, though they still failed to take Canada. Many thousands of Indians and Catholic settlers & missionaries fled the wrath of the Puritans, and those staying behind faced the choice of 'conversion or death'. Meanwhile, the Crimean War ends in a Russian victory, as the British were too distracted by the Great American War to intervene.

    1857: Sepoy Rebellion in India. The disaster prompts Britannia to take direct control of the subcontinent, transforming it into the 'British Raj' and adding 'Emperor of India' to Emperor Edward I's long list of titles. The Indians are granted representation in the Grand Colonial Assembly, though no actual Indian would sit in the chamber until 1909.

    1855: Having repeatedly clashed with Pierce over the issue of slavery and how best to integrate Mexico into the Commonwealth, Scott finally dismisses the Lord Protector and appoints John C. Frémont his replacement. The first Japanese MPs arrive in the Grand Colonial Assembly in London.

    1856-1860: In a bid to make up for the disaster that was the Great American War, the British join up with the Bourbon-ruled Kingdom of France and go to war with China once again, this time over the arrest of the crew of the Arrow, a Chinese ship that had been registered in Hong Kong. The war ends in a Franco-British victory and the opening of Shanghai, Xiamen, Canton (Guangzhou), Fuchow (Fuzhou) and Ningpo (Ningbo) to the world; these port cities are administered by a 'Legation Council' consisting of a British, French and Russian representative, a neutral entity independent of China and operating under the protection of the three powers. Russia also takes advantage of the conflict to take Outer Manchuria in the Treaty of Aigun. Britannia also receives Taiwan.

    1857: The Dred Scott case incurs the personal disgust of both Lord Protector Frémont and First Secretary Scott, and over the protests of his General Staff and the Council of State (and, of course, the entirety of the South) they issue a joint decree reversing it.

    1858: Having proved to be a highly ambitious and impulsive Lord Protector who tried to restore some actual power to his office (little more than a ceremonial figurehead since the passing of Andrew Jackson) at the expense of the First Secretary, Frémont is replaced with James Buchanan on First Secretary Scott's orders.

    1861: Winfield Scott dies and is replaced by General George McClellan. McClellan later replaces Lord Protector Buchanan with State Councillor Stephen A. Douglas.

    1863-1864/1881: Puritan conquest of Colombia and Venezuela. Generals Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee are jointly tasked with leading the invasion of the two countries. While both fall in a year, actually holding that territory and fighting off guerrillas proves to be a much tougher task, and while major guerrilla activity died down by 1881, 'border reivers' operating from Brazil and the Andes continue to plague frontier areas of the new Scott and Jackson Military Associations (Colombia and Venezuela, respectively). Peru, Bolivia and Ecuador unite into the Andean Confederation to halt any further American expansion.

    1867: Upset that First Secretary McClellan was not considering another invasion of Canada after the victory in the Granada War (as the invasion of Colombia & Venezuela came to be called), a faction of hawkish officers within the New Model Army ousts him in the first military coup in forty-seven years and replace him with Grant, who had become highly popular following the Granada War. However, Grant also refuses to attack Canada, and when rumors that the disgruntled officers were about to try to depose him, he orders them purged. Douglas is replaced as Lord Protector by State Councillor Hannibal Hamlin.

    1870: Amadeo, Duke of Aosta is chosen as King of Spain following the overthrow of the massively unpopular Queen Isabel II, despite the efforts of her Bourbon relatives in France to keep her in power.

    1870-1871: The Holy Roman Empire and France come to blows when King Henri V attempted to buy Luxembourg, which Holy Roman Emperor Ferdinand IV had been advised by Ministerpräsident Otto von Bismarck would be an excellent opportunity to avenge the earlier defeat of 1839-1845. The French are swiftly and messily defeated, and the King is run out of the country. The Paris Commune is declared and proves impossible for the disorganized French Royalists to stop, and soon it becomes the Commune of France as the true extent of the people's dissatisfaction with the Bourbon absolute monarchy is revealed. Unwilling to enter another conflict so soon and satisfied with avenging Imperial pride in this war, Ferdinand IV decides against intervening against the Commune.

    In a bid to prevent a 'London Commune' from forming under his watch, Emperor Edward reduces property and wealth requirements for suffrage in Britannia by three-quarters, while simultaneously putting Henri in power in Algiers and leaving him King in the French colonies.

    1872: Lord Protector Hamlin finally pushes through the Emancipation Act of 1872, abolishing slavery in Columbia. Several large planter revolts in the South are messily suppressed by the New Model Army, and when it went over to the side of the rebels, Charleston is besieged and bombarded for six months until it surrenders to General Sherman.

    1877-1878: Russo-Turkish War. Further stretching their muscles after the victory in the Crimea, the Russians bulldoze the Ottoman army in a relatively brief war. A Greater Bulgaria and Kurdistan are created as Russian satellite states, while the Russian de-facto puppets of Greece, Serbia and Romania are also expanded at the Ottomans' expense, and Russia snatches eastern Turkey. As his son, Prince Edgar Francis of Wales, had only recently married Grand Duchess Maria Alexandrovna of Russia, in a bid to improve Russo-British relations, Emperor Edward ends up letting the Russians get away with this.

    1879: Zulu-British War. The British invade Zululand and, after sustaining several major defeats such as Isandlwana, eventually overrun the African kingdom.

    1880: Suffering from a weak heart, Lord Protector Hamlin retires from his post - the first man to voluntarily give up the office instead of dying while holding it (as many Cromwells and Richard Mentor Johnson had) or being kicked out of power by his own army. James Blaine, a brilliant orator and senior State Councillor, is called up to replace him despite First Secretary Grant's personal misgivings.

    1880-1881: First Afrikaner War. Britannia attempts to conquer the Afrikaner Freistaaten beyond the Tilly River but fails and is forced to recognize Afrikaner independence; the defeat sends shockwaves throughout the Imperial Union.

    1881: Tsar Alexander II 'the Liberator' of Russia survives yet another terrorist attempt on his life and implements his planned reforms for Russian government and society, eventually crippling radical revolutionary organizations (such as the one that tried to kill him) through a mix of said reforms (which placate the populace) and a number of crackdowns. Russia is set on the course to becoming a major industrial power.

    1881-1890: Mahdist War in the Sudan. Led by a charismatic religious leader who proclaimed himself the Islamic Messiah, Muhammad Ahmad, the Muslims of the Sudan rise up and nearly push out the British and Egyptians. Eventually, after the Mahdi's death in 1885 and with the aid of Yohannes IV of Ethiopia, the British defeat the Mahdist fanatics. Ethiopia, whose Emperor had led a massive army to victory at Gallabat and whose efforts in general had proved crucial to the British victory, is rewarded with recognition of Somaliland and South Sudan as their territory.

    1882: First Secretary Grant retires from office and is replaced by General Joshua L. Chamberlain. Lord Protector Blaine, already marred by accusations of corruption, is replaced by Brigadier-General Benjamin Harrison. Britannia conquers Egypt while the weakened Ottomans, already under constant menace from the Russians and their pawns in the Balkans and Kurdistan, can do little but watch from the sidelines.

    1885-1886: Great South American War. Columbia attacks Brazil and Britannia, secures northeast Brazil and British Guyana before a front stabilizes. Two failed attempts to invade Canada, one through the heavily fortified Niagara Falls and the other an attempted amphibious landing in Nova Scotia, convince First Secretary Chamberlain to cut his losses and settle for all that he had gained by that point. Royalist France, an ally of Britannia, also loses French Guiana, but makes up for the loss later in 1885 by conquering Indochina.

    1890-1900: Nicaragua Canal constructed for exclusive Columbian use.

    1895-1896: The Second Afrikaner War. Opened up by a botched and unauthorized raid into the Trans-Tilly region, which nevertheless managed to kick off a small 'Uitlander' (British worker) uprising and gave the British all the excuse to intervene. A 500,000-strong modern army, drawn from every corner of the Imperial Union and placed under the supreme command of Lord Kitchener, was deployed by the British in an attempt to avoid the catastrophe of 1880-81, and destroys the Trans-Tilly Afrikaner Freistaaten with violent overkill in a lightning campaign. Guerrilla resistance continues into 1905, however.

    Not long after, the former territory of the Afrikaner Freistaaten, Bechuanaland and the two 'Lesser Rhodesias' are absorbed into the Cape Colony, which is then renamed Greater Rhodesia to feed the ego of properly honor Cecil Rhodes, Viceroy of the colony and architect of Britannia's expansion in the 'Darkest Continent'.

    1896: Under heavy popular pressure for the past four years, First Secretary Chamberlain dismisses Lord Protector Harrison and names popular revolutionary William J. Bryan his successor. However, Bryan's reformist agenda is too much for the Puritan military leadership to stomach, and he is conveniently killed via runaway carriage within six months, after which Harrison was restored to power. Several populist revolts break out following the assassination, but all are put down and their leaders executed.

    1898: Spanish-Columbian War. The Columbians deprive the Spanish of their last major colonies, and Cuban revolutionaries who were initially elated to see the Spanish go are soon more than a little displeased when an order from Boston to 'convert or die' arrives at their front door.

    1899-1901: The Boxer Rebellion erupts as a violent backlash to perceived foreign domination of Chinese affairs. In retaliation, Britannia, the Holy Romans, Russia, Royalist France and Columbia unite as the Five-Nation Alliance to forcibly restore order and enforce pro-Western policies in China. In the end, the Boxers are defeated, the HRE and Columbia get seats on the Legation Council, Russia 'indefinitely' occupies Manchuria, and the Qing dynasty is utterly humiliated.

    1899-1902/1913: Philippine Revolution. The largely Catholic and Muslim Filipinos do their utmost to kick out the Columbians, who had been trying to shove Puritanism down their throats, but ultimately fail. The Philippines are methodically 'cleared out' for Puritan resettlement as a result.

    1900: First Secretary Chamberlain retires, replaced by General Elwell Otis.

    1901: Lord Protector Harrison dies in office, the first to do so peacefully since Richard Mentor Johnson in 1850. Otis names Major-General Theodore Roosevelt, a veteran of the Spanish-Columbian War, his successor, hoping that the ambitious Roosevelt would be satisfied with his shiny new (and, by this point, completely ceremonial) office.

    1901-1907: Undaunted by the purely ceremonial nature of his office, Roosevelt actively worked to restore some actual power to the Lord Protectorate and tried to purge political corruption, especially in the form of state-supported trusts (which provided many Columbian officials in all levels of government with millions of dollars in kickbacks). He also worked to elevate a younger generation of officers, some of whom served with him, to replace the aging generation of senior military officers - including extremely powerful veteran commanders such as Otis himself, General Arthur MacArthur and General Adna Chaffee, none of whom were amused by (at least what they perceived as) his efforts to build an independent powerbase.

    1902: In July, only a week after celebrating his Golden Jubilee, Emperor Edward II of Britannia is killed in an anarchist assault on his procession from Windsor Castle to London, which opened with a number of bombs being hurled at the Imperial carriage and was followed up by a 'mop-up' crew of gunmen. Several other members of the Imperial family are killed in the attack before the last of the assassins were slaughtered or apprehended by the Imperial Guard and local police. The other notable casualties were:

    -Edgar Francis, Prince of Wales. Killed instantly in the bombing with his wife, Princess Mary of Wales. Was first in line to the throne of Britannia.
    -Richard, Duke of Clarence and only son of the Prince of Wales, grandson of Emperor Robert. Killed trying to shield his wife Duchess Mathilda from the blast with his body; fails anyway, as the Princess was mortally wounded by shrapnel and was found dead in his also-lifeless arms. Second in line to the British throne.
    -Walter, Duke of Monmouth, second son of Emperor Robert I. Sustained only light injuries in the initial bombing, but was fatally wounded in the later shootout with the anarchist 'mop-up crew' - though not before putting a bullet in his assailant's eye. Third in line to the throne.
    -James, Duke of York, head of the Yorkist Stuarts descended from Emperor Charles IV's brother Henry and cousin of the Emperor. Killed instantly in the bombing. Sixth in line to the throne.
    -Thomas Preston, Earl of Leinster and cousin to the Emperor. Wounded in the bombing, finished off by an anarchist gunman but managed to alert the Imperial Guards to his - and said anarchist's - position. Ninth in line to the throne.

    The throne passes to Walter's son Robert, only a day ago the fourth in line to the throne, who was crowned Emperor Alexander II in the most somber coronation ceremony in British history. Permanently scarred (physically and mentally) from the attack, he promptly orders a brutal crackdown on the anarchist movement and, upon being told that the old punishment of hanging, drawing and quartering was impossible to carry out for 'violating public decency', ordered the surviving anarchist bombers and gunmen killed in that manner in a 'private' ceremony that he personally oversaw.

    1905: The last Afrikaner guerrillas, weakened by British counterinsurgency operations and demoralized after seeing their families and friends packed off to concentration camps, turn in their arms. Peace is restored to the Trans-Tilly region at a severe humanitarian cost.

    1906: First Secretary Otis resigns in ailing health, replaced by Lieutenant-General Frederick Funston.

    1907: Frustrated by Roosevelt's constant power plays and attempts at Progressive reforms (which threatened his bank account), First Secretary Funston orders the Roosevelts arrested. Finding himself politically isolated, Roosevelt decides to flee to Canada with his family and fight another day, eluding hundreds of State Security agents and convincing a border guard (whose wife was an ardent supporter of his) to let him through. Popular evangelist William A. Sunday was chosen to replace him.

    1908: Roosevelt secures tacit British approval to retake Columbia and promptly bankrolls a small army of exiled supporters, adventurers and mercenaries for a cross-border invasion of Columbia from Ontario. The 'Bull Moose', as he was called by both admirers and enemies, defeats both the New York Militia and New Model Army regulars in several engagements (most famously the Battle of Auburn, where with a mere 3,000 soldiers he and his second-in-command Leonard Wood routed an entire New Model division (10,000 men) led by General Jacob Smith) and occupies Albany, New York in August, his army swollen to nearly 40,000 as supporters came out of the woodwork to assist him. However, First Secretary Funston amasses and personally leads 60,000 men up north to put him 'in the soil' once and for all, first defeating Wood at Cortland and cutting Roosevelt's supply lines, and then laying siege to Albany. The city fell in November to an all-out attack, where nearly twenty thousand civilians lost their lives in the government's merciless bombardments and final assault, and Roosevelt's army was shattered - 8,000 of his men lay dead and nearly 30,000 captured; Roosevelt himself was taken prisoner.

    Unfortunately for Funston (who had been looking forward to his execution), the 'Bull Moose' broke out of prison in late December and, once again eluding government agents and redoubled military patrols, escaped to Canada by land, sea and for the home stretch (and due to the heavy presence of New Model troops on the border), by air with Orville Wright, touching down in Huronia in early 1909. In one of the most infamous events of his career as First Secretary to date, Funston lost his temper in public upon being informed of Roosevelt's escape and throttled the messenger, a young Second Lieutenant George C. Marshall.

    1909: The first native Indian MP, moderate reformist Gopal Krishna Gokhale, takes his seat in the Grand Colonial Assembly.

    1910: Russia formally annexes Manchuria and invades Korea, capturing Seoul in months and reducing King Gojong to a puppet in the Treaty of Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky. War with Britannia is averted at the last second by the Treaty of Port Arthur, which granted the British Jeju Island and an extra seat on the Legation Council.

    1911: RB1911 starts.

    1912: The Boma Conference settles the Agadir Crisis between the HRE and Legitimist France.

    1913: The Second Korean Crisis is triggered by a Russian invasion & annexation of Korea. Resolved at the Port Arthur Conference with a partition of Korea between Britannia & Russia.

    Lebanon is freed by Anglo-Egyptian arms and added to Britannia. A Maronite emirate is declared.

    Columbia declares holy war on Britannia, initiating the Second Great Columbian War. The Puritans make great headway, inflicting severe casualties on a Canadian army in the west and destroying another in the east while also snapping up the capital of Huronia. Collaborators A. Frye and J. Kieth proclaim a Canadian Republic under the 'protection' of the Columbians.

    1914: The Columbian & collaborator Canadian forces are halted at the 'Falvey Line', a network of defenses in Labrador, while simultaneously suffering from guerrilla actions by the Canadian Resistance. An Imperial British counteroffensive rolls back the Columbian forces, which combined with an all-out Loyalist offensive behind the lines, proves sufficient to break the newborn Providential Republic of Canada. President Alexander Frye is assassinated and his successor John Kieth put on trial in London along with many of his fellow collaborators, all of whom are executed.

    Back in Europe, the Holy Roman Empire goes to war with the Commune of France and promptly obliterates it, overrunning the United Kingdom of the Netherlands and Brabant in the process as part of their 'Schlieffen Plan'. Multiple pro-Vienna puppet states were erected in the aftermath of the war, outraging both the Legitimists in Algiers and non-royalist French patriots.

    1915: The Second Great Columbian War continues.

    The Holy Roman Empire turns its sights on Russia, hoping to defang the Bear before it can fully industrialize, and getting the perfect excuse with an attempt on the life of Archduke Franz Ferdinand by Serbian ultranationalists. Imperial forces make great strides in the early stages of the war, overrunning most of the Russian puppet states in the Balkans and punching into Poland.

    1916: Yet again, the war with Columbia drags on. A Columbian Combined Fleet sets sail for the British Home Isles in a desperate attempt to end the war quickly on Boston's terms.

    Imperial forces push deeper and deeper into the Russian Empire, bulldozing the ineffective resistance offered by ill-equipped, ill-motivated and poorly led Russian troops with ease. Poland, Ukraine and the Teutonic Order are proclaimed as independent states under Imperial 'protection'.

    1917: Battle of the North Atlantic ends in a bloody but decisive British victory. The Grand Fleet sustains enormous losses at the hands of Columbian zealotry and firepower, but does its job by wiping out the opposing Columbian Combined Fleet. A total blockade of the Columbian east coast follows.

    In the west, the Pacific Fleet defeats the Columbian Oriental Fleets off the coast of Hawaii, then blockades the Columbian west coast. Anglo-Oceanian and Anglo-Japanese marines face ferocious resistance from the fanatical Columbian defenders upon trying to actually seize the islands, however.

    On land, the first British forays into Columbia are unsuccessful, as the Columbian military leadership extensively studied and adapted to the breakthrough tactics employed earlier at Marcelle-a-la-Chasse. Hundreds of thousands more lie dead by the end of the year for a few miles of blasted no man's land at best.

    In Russia, the Holy Roman Empire captures Moscow, the first time such a thing has happened in modern history. An immensely proud Holy Roman Emperor Franz III participates in a Catholic mass in the Dormition Cathedral, both as a way to thank God and to rub his victory in the faces of Russians. He dies shortly afterward at the age of 87, to be mourned by Imperial citizens and practically celebrated by millions of enraged Orthodox Russians. Franz Ferdinand succeeds him, and as his own children are the product of a morganatic marriage with Sophie Chotek, they cannot succeed him; instead, his heir is his nephew Archduke Karl.

    Serbia is finally crushed, Imperial forces advance into Bulgaria and Greece.

    1918: Britannia finally deploys her vaunted 'landships'. The Mark I tanks are a nasty shock to the Columbians, who are unable to adapt to that before British forces push as far as Chicago. The fighting on the Eastern Front is much bloodier, as the rougher terrain (especially in Maine) renders these primitive tanks worthless and the Columbians are able to fight back with their usual fanaticism, reducing any British advance to a bloody crawl.

    A British-backed Mexican uprising led by reactionary ultra-Catholic Victoriano Huerta, dashing hard-leftist guerrillero Pancho Villa and moderate intellectual Venustiano Carranza ends in disaster as none of the factions can cooperate and Huerta in particular deliberately allowed the Villistas and Carrancistas to suffer the worst losses at Columbian hands while ordering his own Huertistas to fall back and hide most of the time, with the explicit purpose of making sure that any future 'Mexican Revolution' would be carried out and controlled by rightist and ultra-Catholic forces.

    However, on the home front, the situation has deteriorated completely for Columbia. The blockade has led to massive shortages of everything back home, and not even the combined might of the Bureaus of State Security and Spiritual Purity can keep dissidents at check. Riots engulf Boston, New York, Albany and other major cities of the Commonwealth, and despite all being suppressed messily the Columbian generals realized that they had lost the Home Front. On the military fronts, the situation further deteriorates due to a lack of supplies for the soldiers, who find it more and more difficult to fight the British with their usual enthusiasm. First Secretary Generalissimo Funston is ousted in an internal coup by some pro-peace generals and an armistice is called for.

    The Treaty of Halifax, signed that summer specified:

    -the creation of the Principality of the Ohio, with Prince Wilhelm of Sweden to reign as Prince William I; as a Protestant (though not Puritan) prince from a peaceful European state without any hostility to Britannia, he was considered a perfect candidate by both sides. The Ohioan Principality is constitutionally bound to enforce full religious freedom for its subjects and to remain neutral in all future Anglo-Columbian affairs, keeping only a small lightly-equipped 'National Guard' and river-going fleet of speedboats for self-defense and riot control. It would, however, have its independence guaranteed by both Britannia and Columbia.

    -Columbia's Pacific possessions are ceded to the Japanese Viceroyalty. Hawaii is the sole exception, becoming an independent kingdom once more on the model of the Ohioan Principality with only a token military and constitutional neutrality but a guarantee of independence from both Britannia and Columbia.

    -Cuba is made into an independent republic much like the Ohioan Principality & Hawaii. The rest of Columbia's Caribbean possessions are transferred to the British Viceroyalty of the Caribbean.

    -Mexico to remain a Columbian possession, all British aid to the Mexican rebels (by now disorganized and fighting each other more often than the Columbians) to be cut off.

    -Theodore Roosevelt to be restored to the Lord Protectorate.

    -Financial indemnities to the tune of 20 million pounds to be paid to Britannia, mostly for investment in a burnt-out Canada, over a 20 year period.

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    In Europe, Russia and the Holy Romans sign the Peace of Kharkov to conclude the Imperial-Russian War. Its terms:

    -Creation of an independent Kingdom of Poland, ruled by King Karol I Stefan from Warsaw.

    -Creation of an independent Duchy of Lithuania, ruled by Duke Mindaugas II from Vilnius.

    -Creation of an independent Kingdom of Ukraine, ruled by King Vilyam I from Kiev.

    -Creation of an independent Principality of Belarus, ruled by Prince Lieapold I from Minsk.

    -Resurrection of the Monastic State of the Teutonic Order in the Baltic, ruled by Hochmeister Eugen von Habsburg from Riga.

    -Romania to be placed under the rule of King Leu I Carol, replacing the previous Romanov King.

    -Bulgaria to be placed under the rule of King Maksimilian I, replacing the previous Romanov King.

    -Greece to be placed under the rule of King Ernestos I, replacing the previous Romanov King.

    (all of the above, of course, would be under Imperial 'protection', and the placement of Habsburgs or Habsburg relatives on their thrones would effectively ensure their loyalty to Vienna)

    -30 million gulden in reparations to be paid to the Holy Roman Empire over a period of 15 years.

    With these treaties, Britannia and the Holy Roman Empire have re-affirmed their status as the colonial and continental superpowers of the world respectively. Russia, meanwhile, descends into chaos as revolutionaries, reactionaries and democratic moderates clash for control over the shell-shocked nation, and not even the now-unpopular Tsar Nicholas's abdication in favor of his brother Mikhail is enough to bring peace to the nation.

    1920: The Coup Attempt of August 1920. General Charles Summerall launches a revolt against Lord Protector Roosevelt, builds an army from his loyal divisions and a good number of frustrated reactionary elements in Columbian society. Roosevelt smashes this uprising outside of Boston and has Summerall exiled to the Venezuelan jungles, where he later mysteriously disappeared.

    In Africa, fanatical 'Dervishes' led by Muhammad Abdullah Hassan break free of Imperial control and establish a de facto independent state in Somalia. The Dervishes capture a quantity of modern equipment, allowing Hassan to create a small but professional and modern central army supported by tens of thousands of lightly-armed tribal insurgents and successfully combat future Imperial and Ethiopian expeditions.

    1921: In Africa, the Ethiopian Empire undergoes the 'Mangesha Restoration' under Emperor (Mengesha) Yohannes V, successor of the lauded Yohannes IV who brought Southern Sudan into the empire in the 19th century. Yohannes V secured British support in the forms of arms and advisers by leasing the newly-discovered oilfields of South Sudan to an 'Anglo-Ethiopian Sudanese Condominium', where South Sudanese oil would be refined and shipped out by British petroleum companies. Having thus constructed a central army loyal to him and him alone, the Emperor went about on a campaign to pacify his virtually independent vassals, Iyasu of Shewa chief among them, which his modern army did with little trouble. With this done, he embarked on a program of industrialization and infrastructure development, inviting foreign companies to build railroads and factories all over the country. By 1936, Ethiopia will have become an industrialized regional power (complete with a modern army and air force) in Africa.

    1922: The Black Hundredists, a violently reactionary and anti-Semitic organization with 'Pravoslavie, Samoderzhavie i Narodnost' ('Orthodoxy, Autocracy and National Character') emerges as the dominant force in the streets and therefore on the political scene, thanks in part to their notoriously brutal leader, the Georgian-born priest Iosif Vissarionovich Djugashvilli. However, the infamous 'Steel Father' is deeply distrusted by the professional military staff of the Empire (represented by a triumvirate of Generals Lavr Kornilov, Anton Denikin and Pyotr Wrangel), who see him and his Black-Hundredists as nothing more than populistic, blood-thirsty demagogues and street thugs; they, in turn, see the military brass as corrupt aristocrats who are to blame for Russia's defeat in the war with the Empire.

    Radical Socialist and ultranationalist Benito Mussolini marches on Milan. His stated aim was to forcibly unite all of Italy under the banner of the Orleanist Monarchy or, failing that, a republic led by himself. His Redshirts succeed in overthrowing the democratic government of Francesco Nitti, with the blessing of King Giovanni I.

    1923: 'Teapot Dome Plot' to oust Lord Protector Roosevelt. Minister for State Finances Albert Fall leases Columbian Navy petrol reserves at Teapot Dome to private corporations to shore up funds for a mercenary army with which to depose Roosevelt. State Security agents investigate the deal on private orders from Roosevelt himself and foil the plot before it can take off, leading to Fall's execution by firing squad months later.

    Franz Ferdinand realizes his dream of a 'federalized' Empire by granting Hungary, Croatia, Bosnia and Serbia (under Imperial military occupation since 1917) autonomy with himself represented by Governors-General, much like Viceroys in Britannia's far-flung dominions.

    1924: 'Rainbow Plot' to oust Lord Protector Roosevelt, named so for the bizarre partnership of progressive MP Robert LaFollette Sr., conservative State Councillor John W. Davis and economist Calvin Coolidge that made the scheme possible. The plan was to march an army of mercenaries paid for by Coolidge and led by Davis toward Boston, while LaFollette was to hold a vote of no confidence against Roosevelt in Parliament; however, the plotters' private army are annihilated by the Columbian Army in Connecticut and Davis executed by Major-General Douglas MacArthur, leaving LaFollette with nothing to back up his vote (leading to his own liquidation shortly afterward) and causing Coolidge to pull out of the plot.

    The Kingdom of Italy, on Mussolini's directions, attempts to seize Rome. Pope Pius XI asks for Imperial aid and receives it. By the end of the year, the Kingdom of Italy no longer exists; it has been broken back up into its constituent states, with the Duchies of Savoy, Parma and Modena regaining their independence as Imperial client states and the Papacy regaining central Italy & Sardinia. Mussolini is executed by an Imperial firing squad and Giovanni d'Orleans sent into comfortable exile in the Castelsardo Castle, under the guard of the Papal States.

    On an unrelated note, Russian War veteran and amateur painter Adolf Hitler becomes heavyweight boxing champion of the world, defeating Jack Dempsey by knockout in the second round. Later on in the year, in an infamous incident that left Hitler persona non grata in Russia, the new champion punched out Russia's 'Steel Father' Djugashvilli after a drunken bout of insults directed at each other's mother.

    1925: A botched military coup in China against the nigh-universally loathed Qing Dynasty, correctly regarded as a corrupt aristocracy living on the payroll of foreign powers, leads to the country's total meltdown as Generals Duan Qirui and Wu Peifu fought each other and Qing loyalist Zhang Xun for control of the country, local warlords Li Zongren and Tang Jiyao attempted to carve out independent states in Guangxi and Yunnan respectively, and the Kuomintang under Jiang Jieshi declared its 'undying opposition' to 'all facets of the old regime'. The turbulence even spills over the border into Russian Manchuria and Xinjiang, where anti-Russian leaders Zhang Zuolin and Ma Qi ignite popular guerrilla wars against the Russians in their respective provinces, using the unstable Chinese border provinces as a safe base from which to direct operations on Russian soil.

    In America, northern Mexican guerrilla leader Pancho Villa is finally killed attempting to capture El Paso del Norte with a motivated but ill-equipped and largely untrained army of 10,000 rebels. He goes down as a martyr for the Mexican independence movement, but not before said movement survives a bout of infighting to determine his successor as 'Caudillo' of the Division del Norte, with Plutarco Elias Calles emerging as the victor. In the south, Victoriano Huerta dies and is succeeded by his right-hand man Pascual Orozco as Grand Master of the Order of Christ the King, the oldest (and following Huerta's force-conservation strategy, the strongest) rebel movement in all of Mexico.

    In a sudden fit of uncontrollable rage, Emperor Robert I of Britannia orders the bodies of Canadian nationalists/traitors John Kieth and Arthur Luther dug up and thrown into the sea, followed by the execution of their families, in direct violation of Kieth's terms of surrender in 1914. Upon recovering and realizing what he had done, the Emperor did public penance and sailed to Rome to beg the Pope himself for forgiveness. This, however, is nothing compared to his future episodes of madness.

    1926: The Eastern European puppets of the Holy Roman Empire are fraught with turmoil. In Romania, Corneliu Codreanu and his 'Iron Guard' reach new heights of popularity among the Romanian population, which resents their new King for kowtowing to Vienna's every demand and shipping nearly every drop of Romanian oil to fuel the Imperial Army. In Greece, Major-General Nikolaos Plastiras marched on the capital in a bid to oust King Ernestos, while Athens was engulfed in nationalistic rioting. In Ukraine and Belarus, the government was paralyzed by worker strikes, rural unrest stoked by Russian agents and several mutinies.

    The Holy Roman Empire responded swiftly and harshly. The Iron Guard in Romania was banned and Codreanu thrown in jail; in Greece, Imperial troops were deployed in Athens to control the rioting mob with machine-guns, flamethrowers and gas weapons, while Plastiras's army was annihilated by a mix of Habsburg loyalist units and actual Imperial forces and the General executed without trial; and in Ukraine and Belarus, harsh Imperial crackdowns broke the spine of the rebellions while the 'Steel Father' decided against an actual confrontation until his 'Twelve-Year Plan' to industrialize Russia was complete.

    1927: Lord Protector Theodore Roosevelt dies, succeeded by his eldest son. The younger Roosevelt immediately faces a challenge when, fearing the transformation of Columbia into an actual monarchy, elements in the Columbian military launched a coup spearheaded by Marine Major-General Smedley Butler. The coup attempt is smacked down by Roosevelt loyalist Douglas MacArthur, though in a bid to make himself appear as a likable and conciliatory figure, Roosevelt commutes Butler's death sentence to a mere life imprisonment in Yuma, Arizona.

    Suffering from another episode of insanity, and seeking to join his Lebanese and Egyptian possessions, Emperor Robert of Britannia demands the Ottoman Empire hand over Palestine or face a 'British Crusade'. As they are in no condition to fight one of the world's two established superpowers, the Ottomans cave in to British demands and turn over Palestine without a shot.

    1928: The lines are drawn in China. Occupying almost everything north of the Yangtze lay the 'State of China', controlled by warlord Wu Peifu from Beijing; nearly everything south of the Yangtze was controlled by the Kuomintang's 'Republic of China', led by Chiang Kai-shek from Nanjing. Henan, Hubei and Anhui provinces rest under the control of Duan Qirui's other 'Republic of China', ruled from Anqing. Yunnan, Shanxi and Guangxi are both virtually independent warlord states under the control Long Yun, Yan Xishan and Li Zongren, respectively.

    1929: London Stock Exchange Crash (AKA 'Black Thursday') signals the beginning of the worldwide Great Depression. In Britannia, the Labour Party of Ramsay MacDonald ousts the reigning Conservatives on a platform of mass state intervention to fix the problem, while in the Holy Roman Empire, the SPD repeats the same success. Russia's Father Djugashvilli responds by condensing his Fifteen-Year Plan for the industrialization of Russia into a Ten, and later Five-Year Plan. Columbia is destabilized by a wave of riots and coup attempts, but Roosevelt knocks down each and every challenger and retains his position, while at the same time trying a 'hands-off' approach to the depression as recommended by Secretary for State Finances Herbert Hoover.

    The above crisis in no way helps Emperor Robert's poor mental health. Indeed, within days of receiving the news he issues a decree creating the 'British Inquisition' to root out his supposed enemies, blaming Protestants (well, mostly Calvinists, whom he could not differentiate from Puritans in his madness) and unspecified 'subversive elements' for causing the Great Crash. An attempt on his life by a distraught Scotsman who had lost his family to the Inquisition later that year only solidifies his paranoia.

    1930: The 'People's Plot' to depose Roosevelt. Upset by his laissez-faire approach to the depression, labor leaders such as Norman Thomas and William Z. Foster organize under the Protector's cousin Franklin Delano Roosevelt and convince him to make an effort at unseating Theodore II. While the plotters are able to rally a large number of militiamen (drawn largely from the urban and rural poor) to their cause, this untrained and ill-equipped army is quickly dispersed in an armored attack commanded by Major-General George S. Patton. Roosevelt is generous enough to merely sentence his cousin to a life of house arrest in Baja California; the rest of the plotters are not as lucky and face the firing squad within weeks.

    1931: The Spanish monarchy quashes a Republican revolt with general foreign approval.

    Statute of Westminster enacted. Canada, India, Japan, Rhodesia, Oceania and the Caribbean are made 'Special Administrative Zones' with the Emperor of Britannia as their head of state (represented by the Viceroy) and full internal & military autonomy, but no foreign policy autonomy.

    1932: Theodore Roosevelt drops the laissez-faire approach, begins nationalizing companies & vital industries and pouring money into recovery programs. In response, the 'Business Plot' to overthrow him is cooked up. Wealthy businessmen hire a thousand heavily armed mercenaries under the command of Hans Kundt and launches a surprise attack on Boston. Meanwhile, Smedley Butler is busted out of jail by another group of mercenaries and told to lead another revolt in the West. However, Kundt's mercenaries are defeated by the Black Guard while Butler surrenders to the government upon realizing that he was just being used as a tool by the big trusts and would've been cast aside once he outlived his usefulness. Roosevelt nationalizes all companies involved in the Business Plot and has all the leaders shot without even a mock trial, Butler included despite a personal appeal from his family.

    Later that year, when a large number of Great American War veterans marched on Boston to demand compensation for their services. Despite the march being entirely peaceful for a change, Roosevelt felt that his position of power was in serious danger and that he risked losing face in front of his enemies if he caved in to their demands (it didn't help that he was becoming increasingly paranoid after the Business Plot, either) and thus ordered General MacArthur and the Army to fire on the protesters.

    1933: William Dudley Pelley launches an uprising to unseat Roosevelt, leading fifteen thousand armed 'Silver Shirts' to attack Boston. With little support from the rest of the population and business interests however, his rebellion was doomed from the start and messily crushed by General Patton within less than a week. The Silver Shirts were promptly banned and Pelley shot after the debacle.

    In France, the masses riot against the French puppet governments, ostensibly out of frustration with their economic conditions. However, the ringleaders were actually attempting to either reunite Metropolitan France with the Legitimists in Algiers, or else restore the Commune. The Holy Roman Empire is not amused and launches a brutal crackdown.

    The Dust Bowl strikes Columbia and Canada, making life even worse for farmers.

    Faced with the possibility of mass famine in the countryside due to Father Djugashvilli's Five-Year Plan for mass industrialization, the Russian generals opposed to the Black Hundredists demand Father Djugashvilli scale back his plans or face a military coup. Djugashvilli resists, but his Black Hundreds are still no match for the Cossacks and regular army troops. With even the Tsar refusing to support him, the Steel Father is finally forced to agree to transform the Five-Year Plan into a 'Twelve-Year Plan'.

    1934: Holy Roman Emperor Franz IV (Ferdinand) passes away at the age of 70, succeeded by his nephew Karl as Charles VII.

    King Louis XXI of France (Legitimist) dies without any heirs. In his will, he declares Robert I Stuart of Britannia his successor as Legitimate King of France, pointing out that Britannia was the only power capable of delivering Metropolitan France from Imperial hands and that the Stuarts themselves are closely related to the Bourbons by blood and marriage - indeed, Robert Stuart is the great-grandson of the daughter of King Louis XVI and sister to Louis XVII, as well as being a female-line descendant of the last Bourbon King to actually rule in Metropolitan France. Giovanni d'Orleans, former King of Italy, was also considered a possible successor due to his House being a junior branch of the main House of Bourbon, but the dying Louis XXI rejected the idea, as Giovanni was a Papal (and by extension, Imperial) prisoner and didn't even have a kingdom from which to strike at Metropolitan France anymore.

    1935: Firebrand MP Huey Long launches a revolt against the Roosevelt government, but despite securing the loyalty of his home Military Association of Essex his revolt fails miserably, costing him and six thousand militiamen (as well as over ten thousand civilians) their lives.

    1936: IRS '36 begins.
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    1939: The Second Great War begins with a massive Russian invasion of Ukraine and Belarus. Unlike the Russian Army of the First Great War, the Russians are now a fully industrialized nation fielding a massive, professionally trained & led and fanatically motivated army outfitted with modern weapons. Deploying the doctrine of ‘offensive deep battle’, Russian armour & air & infantry forces work in perfect unison to cave in the Holy Roman defensive lines on the front and punch ever further west.

    The short-lived Ukrainian Principality of Cossack Alexei Ivanovich is annexed by Russia after Ivanovich's death in battle with the Imperial forces, followed by the annihilation of the Ukrainian field armies in a truly bizarre incident in which they attempted to march to Moscow to lynch Fr. Djugashvilli, the man responsible for landing them in that situation in the first place. The Steel Father was so pleased by these developments that he wrote a new song with which to express his joy and torment future generations of Russians.

    The Third Great American War begins - but to the surprise of many it is initiated by Britannia, not Columbia. British and Canadian bombers reduce much of Columbia’s obsolete border defences in Maine and the Great Lakes area to rubble, and the general advance of half a million soldiers drawn from every corner of the Imperial Union pushes well past Chicago and the Vermont Military Association before the Columbians are able to stop it.

    1940: The Second Great War continues. Russian forces push deeper into Poland and Bessarabia, but their advance grinds to a bloody halt at the more prepared Holy Roman defences here; most prominent among them is the Henneschied Line, which stretched from Konigsberg (OTL Kaliningrad) to Zamosc. The situation devolves into a bloody meatgrinder for both sides.

    British forces are still unable to break out of Illinois, Vermont and New Hampshire.

    1941: The stalemate continues in both wars. However, the Holy Roman lines are beginning to crack under the pressure of repeated Russian onslaughts, while across the Atlantic the British open up new fronts by launching amphibious invasions of Florida and the Yucatan.

    1942: The stalemate in Europe is broken, at least for this year, as Russian forces push past Holy Roman defences in Bessarabia and swarm into Romania. At the same time, a large force of Russian marines and regulars launch a successful amphibious invasion of Bulgaria. In both cases, the Russians were aided by hundreds of thousands of local partisans disgusted with the Empire’s policy of forced conversion to Catholicism and the imposition of Germanic puppet monarchs.

    In North America, after their other offensives stall, the British resort to carpet-bombing Columbian cities with the intent of terrifying their population into surrender.

    1943: The Balkans (up to Croatia and Hungary) is overrun by the Russians and their local collaborators. From Romania, the Russians launch an invasion of southeast Poland, bypassing and outflanking the Henneschied Line. Said Line predictably collapses, and Poland is overrun by year’s end. However, the Russian offensive bogs down once again on the Oder River, in the Carpathian Mountains and in Croatia.

    1944: Britannia unveils her secret weapon – the atomic bomb. The nuclear bomb ‘Rothesay’ is dropped on an unsuspecting Boston on July 4, effectively wiping the capital of the Columbian Commonwealth off the map and killing Lord Protector MacArthur and his entire staff. Before what was left of the Columbian government could even begin to recover from this catastrophe, another bomb was dropped on New York City, on August 30. Emperor Robert, being insane, jokes that he had bathed the cities in ‘holy light’, that from this point onward J. R. Oppenheimer (who had led the Alfred Project that spawned the bomb in the first place) was to be referred to as 'Saint Oppenhimer, anointed in blood', and taunts the Columbians further, mockingly declaring that God had abandoned them.

    A rump Columbian government is formed in Denver, with New Model Army Chief of Chaplains Gerald L. K. Smith as its Lord Protector. Smith immediately surrenders to Britannia, and the gloating Emperor Robert demanded the transfer of a full quarter of Columbia’s industry to Canada, the disarmament and reduction of the New Model Armed Forces into a fifty-thousand-strong military police force, coast guard and air rescue service, and the Puritans accepting all blame for starting the war. With the threat of nuclear annihilation looming overhead, Smith has little choice but to accept these terms.

    1945: Russian forces break through the Oder and capture Berlin, and then proceed to ransack the city. A panicking Holy Roman Emperor Charles VII asks for British aid, and Robert seemingly agrees; Anglo-French troops are greeted with good cheer as they march through Alsace-Lorraine – until they shot a Habsburg flag full of holes and demanded that Holy Roman Emperor Charles submit to Robert, Emperor of Europe. Robert demands Karl recognize him as ruler of all Europe and to give up his title of 'Holy Roman Emperor', retaining only his kingships. Karl refuses such an insane demand at first, but caves in after Russian forces appear to be on the verge of a breakthrough in the Carpathian Mountains and Robert threatens to send his 'fire of heaven' down on all of Germany.

    Upon being crowned Emperor of Europe by Pope Pius XII (and having an apoplectic fit at the following feast), an exultant Robert orders the Russian 6th Army destroyed by nuke and deploys British & Imperial forces on the continent. The Russians are initially unable to retaliate with equal force, and the 8th and 15th Armies are destroyed in further nuclear strikes by the end of the year. However, after pushing Russian forces past the Vistula, Father Djugashvilli is able to mobilize sufficient reinforcements to stop the European advance, and while the Europeans are unable to roll out new nukes in time to destroy the Russian defenses, Djugashvilli drops his own nuclear bomb on the Imperial European 11th Army.

    Robert, unfortunately for him and fortunately for everyone else, dies on September 9th. His son and successor, Malcolm Prince of Wales, is crowned Richard I of Europe and proves to be both sane and extremely capable, to everyone else's surprise; for one, he moves quickly to open negotiations with the Russians, and arranges a truce by Christmas.

    Columbia dissolves into civil war between the Smith government and multiple revolutionary factions, ranging from other Puritans convinced that the Commonwealth’s defeat and the obliteration of Boston & NYC were signs from God, to supporters of the remaining Roosevelts, to militant atheists, to outright Satanists who agree fully with the Mad Emperor – God has indeed abandoned Columbia, so Columbia should abandon God.

    1946: The Congress of Prague sets down the European-Russian border as it exists at the end of the war, running from Poland to Hungary and from Croatia to Greece. Hokkaido would also be returned to the British Dominion of Japan, in exchange for British Korea going to Russia.

    Europe’s internal map is redrawn. The Holy Roman Empire proper is renamed the Kingdom of Germany, with the Habsburgs as the ‘Kings of the Germans’. Hungary is separated from the main Habsburg crown, being given over to German King Karl’s brother Maximilian to rule as a separate kingdom that also included Croatia and Bosnia. A Kingdom of Poland is created, incorporating both German Poland and Poland proper as well as Lithuania and what little of Belarus had been conquered by Europe, with Emperor Richard's cousin Amelia and her husband Jerzy Josef Potocki, a Polish aristocrat, being crowned as joint rulers of Poland. Lastly, Ravenna is made into the capital of all Europe – it was, after all, capital of the Western Roman Empire from 402 to 476 – and a crown fief.

    1947-1949: The Chinese Civil War enters its final phase. Chiang Kai-shek, supported by Russian arms imports and advisors, defeats his rival Wang Jingwei (as well as de-facto independent Tibet) and unites China under the ‘White Sun on Blue Sky’ banner. The Republic of China is proclaimed as the only legitimate government of China, and aligns itself with Russia. Despite its name, Chiang’s government is just another corrupt dictatorship run by the military, and will be troubled for years on end as Chiang violently suppresses the various warlords who have carved out parts of the country for themselves.

    1948: The Columbian Civil War comes to its bloody conclusion, with the victory of the Luciferans – those who have lost their Puritan faith after the Seventh Columbian War, who feel that since God has abandoned Columbia then Columbia should abandon God, and who look up to Lucifer as a heroic rebel who will shatter the tyranny and superstition represented by God (and Britannia/Europe) and replace it with an age of enlightenment and freedom. Of course, what they actually do is establish a totalitarian theocratic regime, known as the ‘Popular Syndicates of the Americas’, only cosmetically different from the old Commonwealth.

    The Satanists invade and overwhelm the remaining South American countries, working off their massive army of Civil War veterans and total-war industry, moving so quickly not even the Europeans could intervene in time.

    Gerald L. K. Smith escapes to Hawaii with some of his most loyal supporters, and proclaims the New Commonwealth of Columbia there. His stated objective is to destroy the Satanists now controlling the mainland and set himself back up in Boston.

    1950: The Chinese begin funding the Viet Quoc, a group of Vietnamese nationalists who desire independence from the Imperial European yoke - the VQ is unique in being the first genuinely nationalist rebel movement on the planet, motivated by a desire to create a strong and independent state that was ruled by and for the Vietnamese people; however, they are far from democratic, and indeed the aim of the organization was to create a ‘benevolent dictatorship’ whose leaders would guide the Vietnamese nation to Chinese-style democracy with an iron hand, ‘extirpating’ the ‘taint’ of ‘interlopers’ (from white settlers, to mixed-race Vietnamese, to other Indochinese ethnicities such as the Cham) along the way.

    The Europeans’ retaliation, besides forming a two-hundred-thousand strong ‘Oriental Expeditionary Corps’ composed of soldiers from all of Europe to support local Indochinese loyalists, was to implement the ‘Population Transfer Program’ that forcibly moved rural Indochinese villagers with only as many rations and belongings as they could carry, in order to deny the VQ recruits in the countryside; while the villagers were supposed to be receive financial compensation, in effect the compensation money was often pocketed by IU officials instead, and while the compounds were supposed to be on par with living standards in the rest of the IU, in reality they were more often than not managed by corrupt officials and became dens of crime, poverty and squalor, where food and clean water were scarce, medical supplies a precious commodity and basic utilities such as electricity or running water nonexistent. Needless to say, these squalid compounds (all too often little better than concentration camps), originally meant to cut off the VQ from its supply of new recruits, became excellent recruiting grounds for the VQ instead.

    Also in retaliation to the Chinese backing of the VQ, the Europeans begin funding Tibetan independence fighters.

    1950-1951: The Russo-Turkish War of 1950-51/the Tenth Crusade. The Ottoman Empire is partitioned between the Eastern and Western European empires, with the former grabbing Asiatic Turkey and Constantinople, and the latter taking Iraq and most of Syria. The Russian Tsar Michael II is crowned Holy Emperor of (Eastern) Europe in Constantinople and claims dominion over the continent, then dies less than a week later, to be succeeded by his son Georgy.

    1952: The Free Egyptian Army, an Islamist and nationalist organization seeking the formation of an independent and Islamist Egypt, begins operations against the European authorities with clandestine Syndicalist support.


    The Europeans retaliate by supporting the Legion of the Blessed Virgin, a fanatical Catholic organization in Mexico seeking the creation of an independent Mexico aligned with Europe.

    1953: Father Iosif Djugashvilli dies and is succeeded as 'Special Adviser to the Tsar' by his right-hand man and Principal Commander of the Black Hundreds, 'Black Monk' Lavrentiy Beria.

    1954: Eurasia and the PSA begin funding independence movements in Sub-Saharan Africa, ranging from Luciferans in Angola to Hutu extremists in Rwanda to Orthodox zealots in Kenya. Europe, of course, returns the favour by supporting persecuted Christians on PSA soil and Catholic dissidents in Russia.


    The IU suffers its first major battlefield defeat against the VQ at Dien Bien Phu. A 10,000-strong mixed Imperial contingent of Irish, German, Spanish, Croat and native Vietnamese is trapped in a number of fortified but isolated airheads in the vicinity of Dien Bien Phu by over fifty thousand VQ fighters for nearly two months, and are eventually forced to surrender due to the near-total depletion of their rations, the defeat of several relief columns sent to save them, and increasingly effective VQ artillery bombardments. At home, the Imperial government’s tight control of the media and the efforts of the Inquisition ensure that nobody hears about this debacle, and more troops are flown in to crush the Vietnamese rebels.

    1955: Tsar Georgy dismisses Beria, a sadistic torturer and rapist largely unpopular with the Russian court and the people, from his post, and retakes absolute power with the aid of Secretary of Agriculture and ex-Ukrainian governor-general Nikita Khrushchev. The Black Monk is later executed, and the office of Special Adviser to the Tsar disbanded entirely.

    1956: The Syndicalists begin supporting the ‘Movimento Popular de Libertacao de Angola’, a revolutionary organization fighting for the creation of an independent and Luciferan Angola from the Portuguese Crown.

    1957: The Eurasians are the first of the Great Powers to enter space, sending the satellite ‘Sputnik 1’ into orbit. The Space Race begins between Western Europe, Eastern Europe and the PSA.

    The Free Egyptian Army is integrated into the ‘Ilkhwan’ (‘brothers’), a jihadist organization privately financed by the Syndicalists to cause mayhem for Europe; as the oldest and largest resistance group, the FEA forms the core of this new organization. The Ilkhwan aimed to create a pan-Arabic, Islamic caliphate stretching from Iraq to the Maghreb and the Sudan and quickly grow as popular resentment toward overt European oppression and ‘Catholicization’ efforts builds up, but suffers heavily from interconfessional rivalries (the biggest and most troublesome being the conflict between the Salafi extremists and more moderate Sufis).

    The Europeans begin supporting the ’United Front for the Liberation and Reorganization of La Plata’, an Argentine organization seeking the formation of an independent and Catholic Kingdom of La Plata (OTL Argentina + Uruguay + Paraguay) from the PSA.

    1958: Not to be outdone by the Syndicalists, the Eurasians help organize and fund the Hezbollah or ‘Party of God’, a Shi’a Islamic organization aiming for the creation of a Shi’ite caliphate spanning from Morocco to Iran. They clash almost as frequently with the Ilkhwan as their do with the Europeans.

    The Europeans counter by backing the ‘Alash Orda’, an organization of liberal Kazakh revolutionaries, and the Basmachi, an organization of fanatics who sought to recreate Tamerlane’s empire by freeing Central Asia from Russian rule as an Islamic state. Needless to say, the two organizations often fought each other as well as the East Europeans, just as planned by Britannia – they did not need anyone attempting to recreate the Timurid Empire, after all, and merely wanted to irritate Petrograd.

    1959: The Europeans implement a scheme to annex Ethiopia – firstly, they help start a Satanist movement in the country while blaming the PSA, then prevent any Eurasian aid from reaching the Orthodox Ethiopians by blockading the Red Sea, and when Emperor Haile Selassie is finally forced to ask for Western aid, they give it only on the condition that he adopt the title ‘King in Ethiopia’ and place his realm under the suzerainty of Ravenna. With this done, all of Africa is now under European rule.

    The Eurasians are not happy with the loss of their only potential ally and Orthodox brother in Africa, and begin funding the ‘Union for the Liberation of Ethiopia and the Restoration of Holy Orthodoxy’, a militant Ethiopian nationalist and extreme-Orthodox group opposed to the Imperial Union. The IU retaliates as they have in Indochina, by moving the rural population into walled compounds (which soon become havens of poverty, squalor and crime) and designating everything outside the major cities & said compounds as ‘red zones’ where anyone without clear identification as an IU official or soldier is to be killed.

    1960: The Electric Canberra Incident. An European Electric Canberra spy plane is shot down over Siberia and its pilot detained; he is later exchanged for a Eurasian spy being held in Zagreb, and both powers agree to never mention either incident.

    The Congo War begins as the Eurasians and the Satanists support various paramilitary groups seeking Congolese independence; the Eurasians back the ‘Alliance des Bakongo’ while the Syndicalists throw their support behind the ‘Mouvement pour la Liberation du Congo’. Both movements differ only in name and tribal affiliation, and end up fighting each other as much as they fight the European authorities.

    The Europeans begin funding the ‘Royal Army of Peru’, a counterrevolutionary organization seeking to bring Peru (actually OTL Peru + Chile + Bolivia) back under Spanish rule.

    1961: The Europeans are first to get a man into space – Scotsman James Graham – on June 1st. The Eurasians, meanwhile, begin fielding soldiers armed with electrical weapons capable of frying their opponents alive and disabling tanks, the fruit of Nikola Tesla’s work.

    1962: The ‘Frente Nacional de Libertacao de Angola’, a revolutionary movement seeking independence for the colony of Portuguese West Africa, enters operation with covert Eurasian backing.

    In response, the Western Europeans begin supporting the ‘Mongolian People’s Movement’, theoretically a revolutionary organization agitating for Mongolian independence but in effect a horde of bandits and plunderers who devastated their own people just as badly as they do the Eastern European authorities.

    1963: The ‘Front de Pandore du Quebec’ (Diabolist Front of Quebec) begins operation with Syndicalist backing. This terrorist organization aims for the creation of an independent Quebec as a Luciferan client state of the PSA, and kicks off its campaign by bombing an Imperial Canadian barracks.

    The war in Indochina takes a turn for the worse, as the brutality of the Imperial Indochinese Army and the ferocity with which the hyper-Catholic Viceroy Ngo Dinh Diem persecuted native Buddhists drives more and more of the population into the arms of the VQ. Worsening matters was the formation of the Pathet Lao and the Kanapac Khemara Ponakar (‘Khmer Renewal’) movements, the Laotian and Cambodian ideological clones of the VQ, which also operated with extensive Chinese and Eurasian support.

    1964: The Cyprus Crisis begins as the native Orthodox population violently resists Catholicization efforts by the IU, while receiving clandestine Eurasian support.

    China successfully tests its first nuclear bomb in Xinjiang.

    1965: After an ecumenical council, Pope Gregorius XVII declares that Jews are not responsible for killing Christ. The Inquisition immediately relaxes its anti-Semitic policies, though Jews are still ‘encouraged’ by the IU to migrate to Imperial Madagascar.

    The Battle of Buon Don in Vietnam begins on October 30th, and does not end until December 2nd. It is the single largest and bloodiest individual battle in the war, involving an entire Imperial Oriental Expeditionary Corps division (made up mostly of Englishmen, Poles and Frenchmen) backed up by several Imperial Indochinese regiments for a total strength of 40,000 on one side, and up to 60,000 VQ fighters with 10-20,000 Laotian and Cambodian auxiliaries on the other. The IU triumphs but suffers a total of 1,900 killed and 2,500 wounded, to 15,000 VQ and allied dead.

    The Zimbabwe African National Liberation Army is formed to fight Imperial Rhodesian authorities with Syndicalist support; at the same time, the Eastern Europeans finance the creation of the Zimbabwe People’s Revolutionary Army for the exact same purpose. Both organizations are fighting for the end of white minority rule in Rhodesia and the severing of all ties to the Stuart Crown.

    1967: Nigerian Uprising begins as the poorer Muslims of the north, facing severe persecution and poverty, revolt against the Christian elite ruling the colony from the south.

    1968: Tet Offensive in Vietnam. The VQ springs it single biggest and most violent offensive in the entirety of the war on the holy Vietnamese holiday of Tet, involving 500,000-600,000 personnel (including Cambodian and Laotian auxiliaries) striking at sixteen major targets throughout the colony (with the largest force concentrations directed at the major colonial capitals of Saigon, Vientiane and Phnom Penh, as well as the old Annamese capital of Hue.

    European forces are initially taken by surprise, the VQ having assumed a lower profile and toned down its raids to create the impression that they were losing the war when they were anything but, and the colonial auxiliaries in particular are hard hit, many of them having been demobilized so that they could enjoy the holiday. Large parts of the Indochinese countryside were overrun and both Hue & Hanoi temporarily captured.

    The offensive was brought to a halt by the arrival of European reinforcements, and under the overall command of Field Marshal Henri d'Alencon resumed an offensive throughout the entirety of Indochina. Chemical weapons were used liberally both to deforest large swathes of the rebellious colony and to decimate the ranks of the rebels, followed by large and highly coordinated air-land offensives in which European forces moved largely by helicopter or, if they absolutely had to move on ground, in armoured vehicles. Hue was recaptured on January 30th, Hanoi by February 2nd, and Phnom Penh by February 15th.

    European reprisals were swift and brutal. On top of the 300,000-400,000 VQ casualties sustained over the course of the offensive, a further 1 million civilians were killed in the crossfire, or by one or both sides as they struck at anyone they deemed to be enemy collaborators. The Mekong Delta was depopulated and actively colonized by the Europeans in an effort to construct a stable powerbase from which they could project soldiers throughout the region without fear of treachery or enemy ambushes, or to which they could retreat and regroup in the aftermath of a failed pacification campaign. Over the next six months, a further three hundred-thousand Indochinese civilians were killed or detained by the European authorities, mostly on poorly-founded accusations of treason and sedition in cooperating with the VQ rebels.

    Nevertheless, the offensive deeply shocked the Imperial European establishment. Having previously felt their position to be secure, even the European aristocracy were surprised at the overwhelming numbers and ferocity of the VQ rebels, and were further disturbed as resistance stiffened across the colony in the aftermath of their retaliatory attacks – their colonial policy was making them more enemies, not friends. As the rebellion continued with no end in sight, and in spite of there being well over a million European boots from Portugal to Poland and from Scotland to Rhodesia planted on Indochinese soil, even the Emperor’s inner circle began to wonder if they could win this war.

    1969: The Europeans and Syndicalists both plant men (Neil Armstrong for the Europeans, Edwin ‘Buzz’ Aldrin for the Syndicalists) on the moon at around the same time; both would insist that their man made it first. Regardless of who succeeded in planting whose flag first however, the populations of both countries are jubilant at the news, and celebrations break out from Boston and New York to London and Ravenna.

    On a more sombre note, Emperor Richard I of Europe passed away, having suffered from cancer for the past two years. He was succeeded by his son Charles, Prince of Wales and Archduke of Ravenna. While initially a charming and intelligent young man, Charles was suffering from a severe case of borderline personality disorder at this time; his legendary fits of manic rage, which could come and go like the wind, would not do him any favors when combined with his already reactionary tendencies, and both friend and foe soon learned to fear him.

    In Eurasia, Tsar George I of Russia dies of a heart attack. He is succeeded by his son, the Tsesarevich Nikolai.


    1970: Emperor Charles of Europe burns his father’s plans for a withdrawal from Indochina, and instead orders the deployment of a further hundred-thousand troops; however, the war still shows no end in sight. In Africa, he clears the usage of chemical and biological agents on rebel forces and positions, and when questioned about the risk of ‘collateral damage’ simply stated that whatever happens to the ‘inferior Negroes’ was of no concern to him. Closer to home, he resists calls for liberalization and continued to stubbornly cling to the absolute power handed to him from his father.

    Canada is temporarily paralyzed by the October Crisis, in which the FPQ kidnapped and held hostage a number of government ministers. Viceroy Alexander Hutchinson, Earl of York overrides Prime Minister Robert Stanfield’s call for calm negotiations and instead orders an Imperial raid on the FPQ, which resulted in all but one hostage being killed alongside all of the kidnappers. The incident severely weakens the popularity of the viceregal House of Hutchinson in Canada.

    Emperor Charles's second son, John Duke of Cambridge, goes to fight in Indochina as a front-line infantryman. His wife, Spanish princess Margarita of Bourbon, had already served six months in Indochina as a nurse by this time. (The Emperor's eldest son, Robert Prince of Wales & Grand Duke of Ravenna, is mentally retarded and unable to fight)

    Emperor Charles, upon visiting Croatia, is disgusted and horrified by the atrocities committed by the ruling Ustasha his father installed. When Croatian Prime Minister Vjekoslav Luburic laughed in his face upon being told to cease his horrific campaign against the Serbs and Bosniaks in Croatia, Bloody Charles promptly lost it and attempted to strangle the Croat on TV. Nevertheless, Luburic actually did follow his orders after the normalization of relations between Ravenna and Zagreb.

    1971: Upon the fall of Kampala to Ugandan independence fighters backed by the Syndicalists and led by rogue ex-Imperial officer Idi Amin, Emperor Charles orders the colony carpet-bombed and further attacked with chemical weapons, with Kampala singled out as a target for VX gas and incendiaries. Needless to say, the colony was devastated, its capital destroyed, its population fully cut in half and its economy & infrastructure rendered inoperable for decades to come; the move drew sharp condemnation from both Eurasia and the Syndicates, and the Imperial Union’s population at large as well.

    Richard, Duke of Cumberland and Arthur, Duke of Kent join their older brother John in Indochina, serving as a combat medic and a helicopter pilot respectively.

    1972: Bloody Friday in Arnhem. A number of Dutch Calvinists who had chafed under the higher taxes and school restrictions imposed on them by the Imperial government solely because of their Protestant faith attempt to bomb a post office; upon the plot’s discovery, Emperor Charles has a thousand of the city’s Protestants executed without trial to ‘dissuade future heretical plotters’. Needless to say, this is not received well by the IU’s Protestant population, and the Union is briefly consumed in riots and even some local revolts – all of which are crushed swiftly and without mercy. A large number of Protestants emigrate to Sweden and Denmark-Norway.

    Emperor Charles's youngest son Edward, Duke of Gloucester joins his older brothers in the Indochina War as a sniper.

    The VQ attempts an offensive starting on Easter in Indochina. However, Imperial forces were already mobilized and prepared to face the threat (unlike the Tet Offensive of ’68) and break the VQ’s attack with their usual brutality and ruthless efficiency.

    Notably, the Stuarts suffer many personal losses in this conflict; the young Duke of Kent was shot through the scope and eye at the conclusion of an eight-hour duel with an unknown VQ sniper, the Duke of Gloucester was only slightly luckier in that he lost both of his legs after his helicopter was shot down and exploded, and the Duchess of Cambridge was murdered by VQ troops while tending to a patient. Following this triple tragedy, the Emperor and Empress (both maddened with grief) call their surviving sons back home, no ifs or buts. The Duke of Cambridge is sent on a rocket spiral to insanity by the death of his wife, and quickly came to resemble his father and great-grandfather in terms of mental stability.

    Upon visiting Serbia and witnessing firsthand the brutality of the Chetnik governors toward Croats and Bosniaks, Nikolai III of Russia is every bit as shocked and terrified as his counterpart Charles was in Croatia a few years earlier, and orders an immediate stop to their campaign of genocide. When the Chetnik Governor-General Pavle Durisic flatly refused this 'Muscovite intrusion into our local affairs', the Tsar threatened to hand Serbia over to the Europeans, leading Durisic to reconsider immediately and put a stop to his genocidal anti-Croat and anti-Bosniak campaign by the end of the year.

    1974: Bloody Sunday in Britain. Labour leader Arthur Scargill leads hundreds of thousands of workers on an illegal but largely peaceful general strike, paralyzing Britannia’s economy in their demands for better working conditions and benefits. In response, Emperor Charles ordered the Army and Imperial Guard to strike down the strikers with live ammunition, armoured vehicles and even attack helicopters. Approximately 20,000 unarmed strikers are killed, and up to 70,000 others hospitalized.

    Having recently returned from Indochina, the Duke of Cumberland and his wife, Polish princess Anna Potocka, establish a positive reputation as the 'Prince' and 'Princess of the People' by famously stepping into the way of an Imperial column about to slaughter two thousand retreating and unarmed strikers & their families, hand in hand, and defiantly announcing that if they wanted to kill the workers, they would have to go through the two of them first. The soldiers, not about to kill the son and daughter-in-law of their overlord, backed down, saving all two thousand strikers.


    Just for this, the Duke and Duchess of Cumberland were banished to Canada by an irate Charles, who nevertheless didn't consider this exile a punishment; he merely thought that living next door to the Satanists, in the most heavily militarized dominion of the IU, would make his son 'stronger' and 'a better leader'.


    Scargill turns himself in after being promised that his family would not be harmed and that he would be allowed to live in prison – only for him to be hung, drawn and quartered and his family executed by firing squad immediately after his surrender, as Emperor Charles remarked that he ‘was not honour-bound to a filthy sewer rat from Yorkshire’.


    1975: Another VQ offensive in Indochina reaches the perimeter defences of Saigon and Hanoi. Emperor Charles was prepared to order tactical nuclear strikes in the Vietnamese countryside, but dissuaded by his advisors from making such a move on the grounds that it would encourage his rivals in America and Eurasia to do the same whenever they are faced with rebellion.

    The mentally retarded Robert, Prince of Wales (long known as a harmless lunatic, and popular with the people because of his comedic eccentricities) declares his long-lasting love and secret relationship with his personal caretaker, Dutch nurse Elisabeth 'Ellie' Deutekom. His outraged father threatens to disinherit him if he dares 'pollute' the blood of the Stuarts like that; the furious Robert, in turn, actually does renounce his succession rights and moves to Oceania. Charles's second son, John Duke of Cambridge (who had taken after his father and grandfather in terms of mental stability) becomes heir to the throne instead.

    Chiang Kai-shek, President of the Chinese Republic, dies of old age. He is immediately succeeded by his son Chiang Ching-kuo, a reformist who sets the republic on the road to becoming a true democracy and who (quite wisely) gradually liberalizes the economy.

    1977: The Duke and Duchess of Cumberland, still in exile in Canada, actively help to foil a Satanist plot to execute a coup d'etat against the Canadian government, going undercover and posing as a harmless playboy and an innocent housewife respectively; together, they infiltrated the conspiracy led by the traitorous aristocrat Francis Calvert, third son of the Lord Baltimore, with Richard inviting Calvert and friends to his chateau while Anna secretly photographed their meetings, and the two had the Inquisition barge in just as Calvert and company were about to begin a Black Mass.

    Emperor Charles (now on medication to suppress his wild mood swings and periods of insanity) is so pleased by this that he flew to Canada to personally congratulate his son, and invited him to return to the Home Isles next year.

    1978: The Eurasians invade Afghanistan after a border shootout leaves two Afghan soldiers dead and one Eurasian wounded. 40,000 Eurasian troops sweep into the mountainous country, quickly suppressing organized native resistance and annexing the territory into the Empire.

    The Imperial Union responds by funding the ‘Islamic Alliance for the Deliverance of Afghanistan’, a loose alliance of religious fanatics, displaced clans and the occasional Pashto nationalists aimed at driving the Eurasians from Afghanistan, operating from safehouses in Imperial India.

    In August, Prince John is rejected by his long-term object of affection, Scottish noblewoman Lady Jane Murray, who he had mistaken for his deceased wife Margarita and who was already engaged to her cousin Lord James Maxwell; never particularly sane to begin with, but now possessed with a murderous hatred, Cambridge invited the two to a party ostensibly to 'make up', then killed them there and, upon realizing what he had done, and after his rage was replaced with grief and remorse, turned the gun on himself.

    Emperor Charles is killed while welcoming his son Cumberland back in London, shot dead by a Scottish woman whose husband and two sons were killed in Bloody Sunday of ’74. On that same day, Pope Gregorius XVII (Alfredo Ottaviani) – who, like Emperor Charles, was notoriously reactionary, albeit less violent in his methods than the ‘Bloody Emperor’ – dies of old age. Charles is succeeded by Richard, until recently Duke of Cumberland, while Pope Gregorius is succeeded by Polish cardinal Karol Wojtyla, who assumes the name John Paul I; not only were both reformists at heart and personal friends to boot, but the latter had been the former’s tutor when he was a boy, and would now crown him Emperor in the tradition of the European Emperors.

    The two would expand their personal friendship into a political alliance, and worked to gradually liberalize the Imperial Union and restore the Crown’s prestige after Charles’s disastrous reign – an ambitious policy the newly-crowned Richard II termed ‘compassionate imperialism’. The European Estates-General was convened for the first time in twenty-five years to hammer out a constitution for the Imperial Union at large.

    1980: The Estates-General, with supervision from both the Emperor and the Pope, write up Europe’s imperial Constitution. The Constitution of the Imperial Union of Europe made provisions for the creation of an Imperial Parliament, replacing the unelected Estates-General, to be divided into three new Estates – the First Estate was to be elected only by and from the ranks of the clergy, with 50 seats guaranteed to the Catholic Church and half that number to Protestants; the Second Estate was completely unelected, instead being made up of representatives of and from Europe’s numerous royal families and particularly old & respected noble bloodlines; and the Third Estate was open to all, with its 798 seats open to general elections every six years in which all male citizens above the age of 21 who are either making at least 25,000 pounds/year or own at least 2,000 hectares of land are allowed to participate.

    However, while the Parliament would possess the power to pass or strike down laws, it could be dissolved at any time by the will of the Emperor, and furthermore if a bill is vetoed by the Emperor or the Pope it will ‘die in the water’ so to speak, with no hope of salvaging it. On top of that, the Emperor maintained the exclusive privilege of appointing the High Chancellor (the official head of the Parliament and thus the European government), though he had to choose from the members of the largest party in the Third Estate.

    The first European imperial election, held on December 15th, placed the Union for European Solidarity, led by Polish union leader Lech Walesa, in first place with 353 out of the 789 seats in the new Parliament; after his appointment as High Chancellor of Europe by Emperor Richard II, Walesa proceeded to reinforce his position by building a coalition with the Christian People’s Party led by Giulio Andreotti (100 seats), granting himself an unshakeable majority.

    The new High Chancellor, with full cooperation from both Emperor Richard and Pope John Paul I, immediately got to work. This year, the minimum wage was raised from five pounds to seven, and unions given the right to organize once more.

    Considerable cuts to the defence budget were made and taxes were increased to make money for these reforms, causing considerable consternation within the military and general annoyance throughout the populace.

    In Eurasia, military spending went through the roof as Tsar Nikolai III saw an opportunity to outdo the Europeans militarily – but only at the expense of civil administration and public welfare, both of which suffer crippling cuts as more and more money is poured into defence projects and the expansion of the Eurasian military.

    The first truly free Chinese elections are held, and see Chiang Ching-kuo and his KMT returned to power with a considerable majority. Nevertheless, the solid showing of the opposition Progressive Party led by Lin Biao, claiming a third of the seats in the Legislative Yuan and 35% of the popular vote in the legislative election and with Lin Biao himself snatching 44% of the popular vote in the presidential election, is taken as proof that the elections really were fair and free.

    1981: Turkish gunman Mehmet Ali Agca attempts to assassinate Pope John Paul I and Emperor Richard II at a parade in Ravenna, but his wild gunfire only manages to injure the former and missed the latter entirely. His death sentence is commuted to life imprisonment by Richard II upon the wounded Pope’s personal request, and he later converted to Catholicism.

    China's gradual movement to a regulated liberal capitalism pays off big, as the country undergoes an economic renaissance after years of stagnation due to political corruption, mini-civil wars with warlords, and KMT authoritarianism.

    1982: Falklands Crisis between the Syndicate and the Imperial Union & Puritan Commonwealth breaks out. Satanist warships threaten the Falklands; the Europeans respond with a nuclear submarine and a carrier battle group. A tense conference is hosted on Emperor Edward Point, on the Southern Sandwich Isles and featuring Emperor Richard II of Europe, Lord Protector George H. W. Bush of Columbia, and Director Lyndon LaRouche of the People's Syndicates of the Americas; negotiations carried for nearly 18 hours before both parties walked away with a satisfactory deal, in which the Syndicalists would withdraw their ships but maintain their claims to the Falklands, and a demilitarized zone established around the islands.

    Emperor Richard opens negotiations with the leadership of the VQ, and successfully engineers a ceasefire in Indochina to boot.

    The Silesian Crisis breaks out when Polish and German nationalists clash in Breslau/Wroclaw, and bring their case to the Emperor; the former wanted Silesia added to Poland, the latter for Germany to keep it. Richard is persuaded by his Polish Empress to allow a referendum on the matter, but the Empress Anna (a Polish nationalist herself) extensively employed bribery and gerrymandering to force a Polish victory, nearly leading to the Union's collapse as German King Otto V threatened to declare war on Polish King Jakub I Potocki. Nevertheless, Richard's intervention, awarding 'only' most of Silesia (though including the capital, Breslau/Wroclaw) to Poland while allowing the Germans to retain a small western portion of Lower Silesia, proved sufficient to maintain the uneasy peace within his union.

    1983: The Eurasian economy begins to crack under Tsar Nikolai’s ambitious military expansion and space programs. The Tsar, long known to be a fan of unhealthy fat foods, died in the Spring of a heart attack, and for a few months it looked like his more reasonable son & heir, now crowned Alexei II, would be able to reverse his work before an economic meltdown happened; but, unfortunately for Russia, Tsar Alexei died in a freak skiing accident and was succeeded by his younger brother Ivan.

    The new Tsar is widely considered to be an ideological clone of his father – though more arrogant, outspoken and definitely not as smart as he thinks he is – and indeed, Ivan VII would maintain all of his father’s policies.


    The Saigon Peace Talks begin to bloom, as municipal governments throughout North Vietnam were turned over to VQ control and elections in which the VQ could participate as a political party were scheduled for next year. 250,000 out of the 1,200,000 European troops in Indochina are withdrawn.

    1984: Vietnamese elections see the VQ winning with a landslide, snapping up 63.7% of the vote in contrast to the loyalist Can Lao Party. However, while the VQ sweeps the north and most rural areas, the Can Lao Party proves dominant in Southern urban areas (including the colonial capital of Saigon) and the Central Highlands of Vietnam. Pham Van Dong, second-in-command of the VQ, was allowed to take up the mantle of Prime Minister of Vietnam, and further negotiations were opened with the objective of attained Vietnamese independence.

    Another 200,000 European troops pull out of Indochina.

    No longer able to draw money from cutting public welfare or the civil bureaucracy, Tsar Ivan VII raises taxes on the general populace. When this fails, he begins levying taxes on the Orthodox Church to generate the needed revenue, something no Tsar before him had tried; needless to say, this is not taken well by the Patriarchs of Constantinople and Moscow, both of whom begin organizing protests against the Tsarist regime.


    Riots broke out in Constantinople, Petrograd and Moscow (among other cities) after police and the Cossacks fired upon a mass of peaceful protesters led by priests in Constantinople, who were demanding the removal of the Crown’s taxes on the Orthodox Church. Tsar Ivan began to see the Orthodox Church as a threat to his power, an overbearing ‘state-within-the-state’ that had been allowed to run wild for too long by past Tsars and that had to be forcibly submitted to the secular authorities, just as his venerable ancestor Peter the Great had done.

    The Kuomintang retain control of the Legislative Yuan in this year's Chinese elections, but Yao Wenyuan of the Progressives unseats Chiang Ching-kuo and becomes the first non-KMT President of China. The defeated Chiang's decision to not attempt any sort of coup or even protest, instead quietly accepting the will of the people, is lauded by the Chinese people and democrats all over the globe.

    1985: Tsar Ivan begins passing legislation to place education under state control rather than that of the Orthodox Church, making the revocation of the Church’s tax-exempt status permanent, and eliminating the state subsidy to the Church.

    The Black Hundreds' supreme commander, Andrei Chikatilo, is revealed to have been a mass-murdering cannibal rapist, with up to a thousand kills under his belt, all covered up by his underlings. While a furious Tsar Ivan fires him, puts him on trial and eventually has him executed, the Chikatilo Affair was still a PR disaster for the monarchy, as many Eurasians felt that it would have been impossible to hide such disgusting crimes without the active collaboration of the government and by extension, the Tsar.


    On top of the Chikatilo Affair, Prime Minister Dmitry Yazov (served 1982-85) also resigned his post in protest of the Tsar's policies. He was replaced by moderate Mikhail Gorbachev, who Tsar Ivan felt would be more pliable to his laicist reforms. This soon proves to be a costly mistake, as Gorbachev revealed his true colours as a liberal reformist and began pushing for the release of a number of political prisoners, a reduction in military spending to generate revenue for domestic spending, the creation of a democratically elected Duma (parliament), and withdrawal from Afghanistan. The Tsar chose to stall all of his requests and hope that he forgets them.


    Meanwhile, the Eurasian military establishment begins to recognize that the situation in Afghanistan (in which the Eurasians controlled the major cities and a number of isolated bases in the countryside, but the Afghan Islamic Alliance commanded the loyalty of the rural areas) was becoming increasingly untenable, and advised a general withdrawal and the formation of a puppet state ruled by the pro-Eurasian Barakzai tribe in place of Petrograd’s direct governance. Tsar Ivan rejects the idea out of hand, reasoning that any such move would humiliate him before the Europeans and Syndicalists.

    Nationalistic awakening begins in Ukraine, Georgia and Armenia, adding to the Eurasians’ list of problems; Finland, meanwhile, had always been a hotbed of nationalist and Protestant agitation since the 1920s, and the problems there were only going to get worse over the years.

    Meanwhile, elections in Europe see Walesa and his Solidarists replaced by French intellectual Jean-Claude Dumas and the Radical Liberal Party, who had promised to ‘revolutionize’ the European socio-political landscape. Dumas is heavily opposed by conservative factions at the imperial court, led chiefly by Empress Anna.

    A further 300,000 European soldiers leave Indochina.

    1986: The Zaporozshe nuclear power plant's catastrophic meltdown, which required half a million workers and billions of rubles to contain, effectively renders the nearby city uninhabitable, threatens to poison the Dnieper, and further ruins the Tsar’s image among his subjects.

    Emperor Richard of Europe visits Nanjing and meets with Chinese President Chiang Ching-kuo. Among the topics discussed, Vietnamese independence was on the top of the list.

    High Chancellor Dumas broke up the Standard Oil, Monsanto and General Electric monopolies, and moved to privatize as much of the oil, agricultural and power markets as possible. However, his rapid privatization campaign caused prices to rise, to the annoyance of the general populace.

    China's GDP surpasses that of Russia for the first time in history.

    150,000 European troops withdraw from Indochina. There are no European troops left in Cambodia or Laos now, both areas falling under the jurisdiction of local colonial forces, and only a token garrison a few hundred thousand strong are left in Vietnam.

    1987: Tsar Ivan finally concedes to two of Gorbachev’s demands, reducing the defence budget to free up money for reinvestment into long-neglected and decayed social programs and also releasing a number of political prisoners from the gulags, chief among them Andrei Sakharov. However, he refuses to either withdraw from Afghanistan or allow free elections for a Duma, and the Orthodox Church continues to mobilize protesters on a scale never seen before in Eurasia to oppose the Tsar’s secularizing reforms.

    Dumas tries to take education away from the control of the Catholic Church, but is blocked by an alliance of conservative and moderate parties in the Third Estate, the unanimous opposition of the First and Second Estates, and the intervention of Empress Anna.

    Emperor Richard II opens negotiations with the disparate Ugandan, Congolese, Central African, Chadian, Ethiopian and Algerian insurgents, hoping to strike a deal to withdraw from inner Africa while saving face at the loss of so many colonies.

    1988: Vietnamese independence referendum finally held. Two separate referendums were held, one for the North and one for the South, with the city of Hue being the line separating them. The North votes overwhelmingly for independence; in the South, the vote was extremely close, but came down 50.2% in favour of remaining part of the Imperial Union.

    The VQ chose not to tap into their many supporters in the South and organize a second insurgency, but rather to respect the results and form their long-awaited Republic of Vietnam with only the northern half of the country. China and the Imperial Union are first to recognize the new nation, and Vietnam immediately enters an alliance with the Chinese. Meanwhile, the last European troops in Vietnam finally go home, marking the conclusion of the Indochina War.

    In Afghanistan, a Russian base is attacked and overrun by Afghan Islamists, its garrison of 1,500 sustaining casualties to the tune of 228 dead, 700 wounded and all survivors captured. This humiliating debacle convinces the Eurasian military brass that their position in Afghanistan had become untenable and that a withdrawal was in order.

    Kuomintang candidate Mao Anying, son of late Civil War hero and KMT representative for Hunan Mao Zedong, defeats Progressive President Yao Wenyuan's bid for a second term in this year's Chinese presidential election.

    At home, feeling that his own position was becoming increasingly dangerous as he had alienated most of his supporters, Tsar Ivan reluctantly agrees to a constitutional convention and to hold elections for a Duma, as per Premier Gorbachev’s demands. A Constitutional Committee was organized and got to work starting in November.

    Dumas launches another attack against the Church, this time simultaneously reviving his plans for secularizing education and writing another bill to confiscate some of the Church’s lands and sell them to the underclasses at below-market value, with only token compensation to be extended to the Church. Needless to say, both of these bills met even more opposition than before, and Empress Anna began pushing her husband to take ‘drastic action’ against Dumas.

    1989: The Imperial Eurasian Constitution of 1989 is unveiled on April 14th, just a little under six months since work on it started in November 1988. Elections for a bicameral Duma (consisting of the 90-seat Senate, restricted to members of the aristocracy, and the 846-seat General Assembly), open to all males over the age of 21 who make at least 125,000 rubles a year or own at least 15,000 hectares of land, are scheduled for October. The leader of the largest party in the General Assembly would go on to become Premier of Eurasia, and this new legislature would possess lawmaking power independent of the judiciary, the Church and even the Tsar’s authority, with a Tsarist veto still being possible to override with a ž majority vote in the Assembly.


    The election propels Gorbachev’s own party, the liberal Democratic Party of Eurasia, into power with 394 seats. Furthermore, Gorbachev constructed a ‘Popular Front’ with Vladimir Gusinsky’s nationalistic Rodina (‘Motherland’), Nikolai Leonov’s conservative and pro-Orthodox Viera i Narod (‘Faith and Nation’) and progressive but nationalist Agrarians of Ion Iliescu, with the express objective of enforcing the Constitution of 1989 to the letter.

    In Europe, Dumas’s reforms went much too quickly for Emperor Richard, who felt that he was seriously threatening the traditional institutions of the Imperial Union and was generally just going too far – he wanted a reformation of the European socio-political landscape, not a revolution. His wife advised him to ally with Sir Maximilian Sutherland, a part Scots-Irish and part-German decorated veteran of the Indochina War and the leader of the far-right Christian Social Union (then a relatively minor party with only 23 seats in the Estates-General), who she considered to be the only man strong enough to stop Dumas and restore the traditional social order. Richard, considering Dumas a dangerous revolutionary, soon agreed, and the three plotted to undercut Dumas.

    1990: As soon as Gorbachev attempted to force through an order for a full withdrawal from Afghanistan, Tsar Ivan came to regret his decision to allow elections in the first place and, fearing that his power would be completely compromised and his role reduced to that of a purely constitutional monarch, ordered the Preobrazhensky and Semenovsky Regiments of the Imperial Guard to storm the Kremlin and arrest all the delegates on charges of treason. However, at this point he had exhausted his support base – conservatives detested him for caving into Gorbachev’s demands, the religious hated him for his secularist reforms, laicists didn’t think he went far enough, liberals were obviously opposed to his attempt to shut down a democratically elected parliament whose creation he himself had greenlighted barely a year ago, and the military saw an opportunity to extract themselves from Afghanistan under Gorbachev – and soon his Guards found their way blocked by a growing crowd of constitutionalists, who had joined hands and shouted at the Guards to turn back or were otherwise singing hymns.

    While STAVKA vacillated and tried to find which side was worth supporting, Vladimir Putin, a Captain in the Imperial Eurasian Army, reached the head-lines as the man who first struck at the Imperial Guardsmen en route to the capitol, driving his tank into their way and threatening to blow them away if they did not stand down – and saving Gorbachev’s government in the process, for his action convinced Field Marshal Pavel Grachev, supreme commander of the Imperial Eurasian Army, to throw his lot in with the Duma and order all army troops on the ground to oppose the Tsar.

    In the ensuing standoff, the Imperial Guards eventually caved in and withdrew. Gorbachev immediately organized a countercoup and had the forces loyal to him march directly on the Winter Palace. The Imperial Guard, hopelessly outnumbered and outgunned by the mob and the Army, were nevertheless prepared to defend their Tsar to the bitter end; however, at the urging of his wife the Tsarina Elizaveta, Tsar Ivan ordered his loyalists to stand down and conceded defeat. He, his family and a number of servants were promptly placed under house arrest, and held in the Catherine Palace, Tsarskoye Selo where although they were able to live in luxury, their communications with the outside world were heavily restricted and the entirety of the Tamanskaya Motorized Rifle Division, an elite unit of the Imperial Army controlled by officers personally loyal to Gorbachev himself, was stationed in the village to make sure that nobody got in or out without the Premier’s express permission.

    With the Tsar neutralized, at least for now, Gorbachev reaffirmed the Constitution of 1989, to the unanimous approval of the Duma. However, the position of the Tsar created an entirely new constitutional question – namely, what should be done with Ivan VII; at this time, the position of the Tsar was in legal limbo, as he was legally still Tsar of All the Russias and Sovereign Master of all Eurasia, even as his own Duma kept him under arrest. Gorbachev’s moderate faction called for another constitutional convention to formally decide on the status of the Tsar, and were prepared to relinquish some powers to the Tsar in return for his cooperation; a more radical faction, led by Boris Yeltsin, demanded a nationwide referendum on whether or not to keep the monarchy, and at best wanted the Tsar as a purely ceremonial figurehead of the Duma; and arch-conservatives led by Aleksandr Rutskoy wanted to see Tsar Ivan retake his position as Eurasia’s absolute ruler.

    Gorbachev called for a national constitutional convention to decide the fate of the Tsar. However, the negotiations between his moderates, Yeltsin’s radicals and Rutskoy’s conservatives went nowhere, as the three factions were unable to compromise. Ivan, meanwhile, is granted a little more freedom for his good behaviour in captivity, and immediately moves to open secret communications with Rutskoy, Patriarch Pimen of Moscow and Patriarch Bartholomew of Constantinople; he promised to repent for his past attempts to secularize Eurasia, to restore the tax exemptions and hunting privileges of the nobility, to restore the full power of the Orthodox Church, to respect the local zemstvo (noble councils), and lastly to close down the Duma in favour of a Grand Senate consisting only of nobles and clergy. Tsarist protests and rallies are held in several major cities, but the largest took place in Petrograd, in Arkhangelsk and in Rostov.


    Taking advantage of the chaos in Russia, separatists in the Caucasus, Turkey and Central Asia launch uprisings and proclaim the independence of their respective nations. The Nikolaevichi Balkan governors, as well as the Tsar's illegitimate uncle the Governor-General of Serbia, also 'secede from chaos' and proclaim themselves kings and princes of their domains.

    In Europe, the ’90 elections opened, almost literally with a bang; a 'diabolical plot' to bomb the Notre Dame was foiled by the Inquisition, and a cell of 'radical terrorists' (actually Inquisitorial agents-provocateur) 'apprehended' for the crime. Dumas and his Radical Liberals were immediately linked to the 'terrorists' by the Inquisition, and the ongoing price spike was also blamed on Dumas. At the same time, the threat of civil war in Russia – and the possibility that radical groups could get their hands on the Bear’s nuclear arsenal – was fully exploited by Sutherland and the Christian Socialists. Furthermore, imperial funds were secretly allotted to the CSU, allowing them to mount an unusually vigorous campaign.

    Needless to say, the CSU won a majority of seats in the Third Estate, and Sutherland was appointed High Chancellor. He immediately undid the social and economic reforms of the Radical Liberals, though he did issue a decree (with the support of his party and the Emperor) to force all nobles to work for either the military or the civil administration for at least five years, if they have not done so already; after all, while it was state-capitalist and zealously protective of the Catholic Church in nature, the CSU was still opposed to the traditional social order and saw the nobility as a bunch of inbred leeches (though they would never dare say that out loud) who should at least have to work for their estates, fortunes and titles. Sutherland further exploits the Eurasian crisis to annex northern Syria and Qajar Persia.

    1991: Rodina begins.

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    Rule Britannia, 1991-4th/8th/11th millennia:

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    Rodina '91, Rodina '93, The Great Escape (Space Act I), Empty Peace (Space Act II), more to come

    Divided into multiple parts:

    Pt. I, 1991-3997/8:
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    1991-2001: The Russian Civil War (actually broken up into two phases, both with radically different combatants driven by different ideals) is fought. The first phase, 1991-1993, pitted Tsarists still loyal to the House of Romanov against loyalists of the Duma, and also featured a number of nationalist rebellions against Russian authority throughout the country. Just as the Duma triumphed, the Eleventh Crusade launched by the Europeans saw Moscow destroyed, said Duma humiliated, and about a third of European Russia (from Poland to Ukraine & the Baltics) lost to the European Imperial Union.

    A second civil war broke out as the radical 'Bloody Shirts' movement overthrew the Duma it once served in a fit of pique, featuring many more factions and even more chaos than the first phase. Bloody Shirts, Tsarist remnants, the religious 'National Salvific Front', Ultranationalists, anarchists, a newly-organized Duma in Siberia, and (inexplicably) Jewish supremacists all fought to take over the country. This phase lasted 7 years, 1994-2001.


    In 2000 however, Lieutenant-General Vladimir Putin of the Russian Army, a figure popular in both the military and civilian circles, disgusted with his superiors' failure to act in six years (STAVKA had been waiting, like they did in the first phase of the war, for one side to emerge clearly superior to the others before backing it, out of fear of backing the wrong horse) and worried that the extreme polarization of every faction meant that no side would be able to pull & hold the country together, instigated his own 'coup' within the military to seize control from STAVKA, and after disposing of his bosses, issued an ultimatum to all sides - lay down their arms, submit to his 'Second Provisional Government' (actually a military dictatorship, albeit one willing to compromise with the rival factions to an extent) and they would be awarded with a general amnesty and negotiations.

    Though most of the factions would stand down in the face of Putin's firepower, radical elements and die-hard officers (particularly among the Bloody Shirt, Ultranationalist and local nationalist camps) stubbornly refused and continued to resist in a brutal guerrilla war all across Russia. It would take Putin (now self-proclaimed 'Vozhd' or Leader), the Russian Armed Forces and his new allies another entire year to put them down, but once he had finished his bloody work, Russia was once again united as one - a shame that by this point, over 8 million Russians had been killed or otherwise left the country for China or (paradoxically) Europe, another 10 million had been displaced, and the national economy and infrastructure lay in ruins.

    1994: The 'Twenty-four Hour Crusade' sees Satanist America destroyed in a massive preemptive nuclear strike following an EMP attack to disable their own nuclear arsenal and countermeasures, courtesy of the IU. In retaliation, they manage to release their bioweapon arsenal into the world, a last act of spite from the desperate and enraged Satanist leaders. While most of the Americas are glassed, the rest of the world has to deal with a slew of devastating plagues for the next 50 years, before the last of them are finally eradicated.


    2001-2021: The 'New Russia' program outlined by Protector Putin is put into action. The Russian State was organized as a strict, no-nonsense dictatorship run by a cabal of military technocrats with Putin himself at its heart, enforcing the new 'Civil Law' code Putin had himself devised and harsh taxes with equal ferocity, but it did approach a reconciliation with:

    • the Russian Orthodox Church (termed 'the religion of the great majority of Russians', though not explicitly the state religion so as to not again antagonize Jews, Muslims and other religious minorities; granted the right to collect tithes on their flock once more, in exchange for surrendering all claim on church estates confiscated by the Duma/Executive Soviet outside of their actual religious buildings; and granted state funds with which to rebuild churches and to open & operate schools across the country)
    • big business (unofficially granted monopolies in exchange for large cash payments to the state treasury)
    • the workers' unions (legalized and with their security on strikes guaranteed)
    • peasants (same as unions)
    • Minorities (language rights & religious toleration granted)

    Putin proceeded to use the bribes generous donations of big business, revenues from the nationalized Church estates, and the heavy taxes he had been collecting to gradually rebuild Russian infrastructure, encourage a campaign to repopulate the Motherland to make up for the massive casualties of the Civil War, and reinvest in the economy.

    2030's:
    Mechanical augmentation of human bodies, improving one's physical aspects (from superhuman strength or speed to granting one infravision), becomes practical on a mass scale, and is voluntarily adopted in China and to a lesser extent, in Russia. Only in reactionary Europe does the mech-aug trend fail to pick up much support.

    2041: Emperor Robert II of Europe and Vozhd Ivan Putin rise to rule their respective nations on the same day, succeeding their fathers. Both, unfortunately, turn out to be atrocious rulers - a schizophrenic who heard the 'voice of God' in the former case, and a psychopathic basket case (contrasting with the elder Putin, who while a harsh authoritarian that brooked no challenge was at least rational) in the latter.

    2042: Against the backdrop of the world's increasing technological integration, the development of nanites, and the increased prominence of mechanical augmentation, a conspiracy calling itself 'Logos' (Greek for 'I say' literally, usually taken to mean 'opinion' or 'reason') rises. Growing out of a group of international hackers operating in Macau, the cabal aimed to use technology to create a utopia of mechanically-augmented humans (that is to say, cyborgs) living in a paradise of liberty and nominal equality (in the sense that everyone is a cyborg, but not linked to a hive mind or any such madness).

    2042-2100: The Reconquest of America, often simply called 'the New Reconquista', is undertaken by the Stuarts. The less radiated parts of what used to be Satanist America are resettled by volunteers from the IU's many lands (and for more dangerous areas, convicts), farms and later plantations are set up as land was reclaimed and re-fertilized, and contact is established with the few survivors of the nuclear bombings of 1994. While those mutated by radiation and the Satanist die-hards are slaughtered on sight, enough 'relatively pure' Americans are able to make their peace with the Union and integrate back into society to show up as their own demographic on the annual census of the area.

    On a side note, a number of new noble houses are formed out of both the 'conquistadores' (as the Imperial settlers are called, despite most of them hailing from Canada/Britain/other Dominions and less than 3% actually coming from Spain or Portugal) and the 'Yankees' (as the non-irradiated surviving Americans are termed). The two largest and most famous of the American Great Houses were House Sumner, descending from a prominent Canadian socialite and the son of an 11th Crusade veteran who led the reclamation of Boston, and House Brooks, descending from Yankee survivors in an area now known as 'South Carolina'; the intense rivalry between the two Houses is said to last even today.

    2042-2062: The State of Russia is gradually transformed into a monstrosity to rival the IU or the American Satanists at their worst under Ivan Putin's lead. Shifting from the tough but somewhat fair and benign dictatorship it was under the Elder Putin, it became a totalitarian police state within twenty years under the Younger Putin, who promoted the ideology of 'Russian National Socialism' (usually shortened to 'Rusnasoc') - technically supposed to be something vaguely aiming towards the general improvement of all Russians' livelihoods, but in reality a crushingly brutal 'ideology' promoting a cult of personality centered around Putin and striving towards the acquisition & retention of absolute power for power's sake.

    By 2060, every Russian home was mandated to have state cameras operational in every room 24/7, an entire ten minutes was devoted to ranting about the evils of Europe or China on national TV thrice a day, Russian society had been reorganized as much as possible along distinct 'Apparatchik-Kulak-Peasant' lines (corresponding to an upper class of government workers, a 'middle class' entrusted with low-level clerical tasks, and a lower class fed the basest propaganda and designated to handle menial labor), and attempts had been made to introduce a new language that was apparently intended to cross English, Chinese and Russian (to no avail).

    2058: A pandemic appropriately titled the 'Second Black Death' begins spreading across the world, starting with its apparent leak from a Chinese factory in Guangzhou. In reality, the 2nd Black Death was an airborne nanite infusion capable of replicating the effects of the bubonic plague, deliberately spread by President Mao Huiqing of China; having taken leadership of Logos in 2056, the technological genius convinced his colleagues (increasingly desperate to realize their utopia as the global situation worsened) that the only way they could achieve their paradise was by integrating all of humanity into a hive mind in his person, thereby eliminating all conflict and all individuality. Anyone who survived the nanites, he pointed out, would then be able to become part of his hivemind, with the nanites being his control mechanism.

    Of course, what Mao wasn't telling them was that upon achieving 100% infection and uplinking with the supercomputer 'Confucius', thereby granting himself control over the nanites and all surviving (but infected) humans, he would be able to to make them dance or sing or fight or explode at his will, and to see everything or nothing through their eyes as he pleased; in essence, he would have been God on earth - and there was absolutely no intention on his part to behave even remotely benevolently once this goal was achieved.

    December 2061-January 2062:
    The Final War commences on Earth between the Imperial Union, the State of Russia, and the Republic of China. The Union, led by Emperor Robert II (now convinced that he was the one to pave the way for the Second Coming - by uniting Earth under his banner and cleansing it of all 'heathens'), has proven very fond of nuclear weapons and has sent an experimental combat station, the 'Megiddo', into space with a functional ion cannon prototype; the Russians, led by openly psychopathic Vozhd Putin the Younger, fielded the world's largest arsenal of biological weapons since the fall of the Satanists, and several elite corps of genetically engineered supersoldiers disparagingly referred to as 'Mutants' by the Chinese and Europeans; and the latter's President Mao Huiqing, as mentioned above, planned to become God on Earth through the so-called 'Plan Omega' with the help of a nanite plague and the duped conspirators of Logos.

    In China, Huiqing's plan was thwarted by his own nephew Mao Yuanxin and a number of rebellious Logos associates, who invaded his top-secret facility under the Forbidden Palace complex and blew up the Confucius (along with him, themselves, and the rest of the complex). Unfortunately, while thwarting Plan Omega, they left China leaderless and Logos in a state of chaos...

    Meanwhile, the war between Europe and Russia ended with a European victory, with Emperor Robert first using the Megiddo to destroy Petrograd and, following the breakdown of its ion cannon after overuse in an attempt to literally burn a path from Petrograd to Moscow, actually driving the experimental station towards Moscow; while it (and he himself, along with everyone else on board) were burnt to a crisp during atmospheric re-entry, enough debris survived to level Moscow and kill Putin - just in time to save the European conventional forces from being overrun by Russia's Mutant supersoldiers. His son & successor, Richard III, was able to take over a disorganized and panicked China with further threats of nuclear annihilation and a 'Megiddo II' down the road.

    By January 4 2062, a full half of the Earth's population (including the leaders of all three superstates & the entirety of Russia's Mutant population) was wiped out in the war, but to the IU, which finally held the globe in its hands, the price was well worth it.

    2062-2262: The world recovers from the devastation wrought by the Final War. A comprehensive repopulation program encouraging a high birthrate manages to bring the world population back up from 4 billion to 9.9 billion, surpassing the pre-war population of 8.1 billion, by 2262.

    In this time, the Union also promoted 'ecumenical councils' to reconcile the Abrahamic religions of the world, beginning with the various Christian churches (of which the Catholic Church had been left strongest, owing to North America still being a barely-habitable crater and the Orthodox Church severely weakened with the destruction of the Russian state in nuclear & ion fire) but soon expanding to include the branches of Islam and Judaism, all with the not-so-subtle danger of a government crackdown in case of refusal. Still, it takes until 2172 to fully unite the world's religions into an official 'Magisterium', still headed by a Pope and a council of 12 'Apostles of Light', mostly drawing on Christian and Jewish traditions but also influenced by some non-Abrahamic religions:

    • It holds that there is only one God
    • It holds that Jesus Christ is His only Son, but that the Jewish prophets before him, the Apostles who followed him, and Muhammad are all valid prophets
    • It holds that the Bible, Old and New Testaments alike, are God's Word on Earth, but that the Qu'ran is an acceptable 'sequel' of sorts (after heavy editing, revision, and slaughter of those who oppose said editing)
    • It holds that the House of Stuart is the one family appointed by God Himself to guide humanity
    • It remains true to the Catholic sacraments, one of the few things they refuse to compromise on
    • It holds that there is no problem with spreading God's Word through fire and blood
    • Coinciding with the above, it holds that the Kingdom of God can only be manifested once every last unbeliever, human or otherwise, has been converted or destroyed utterly, and that this sacred duty falls on the shoulders of all humanity to carry out
    • And more...

    Needless to say, this Magisterium is decreed the official religion of the Union's Earth. Starting in 2172, the world is segregated once more with 'Project Deliverance'; 'Sanctuaries', massive self-contained floating arcologies intended to, in the words of Emperor James IV, 'cross the natural beauty of Eden with the majesty of Gothic Revivalism', were constructed as havens for those deemed truly devout to God (as determined by the Magisterium) and Emperor. Lovely gardens and parks with fruits one is free to pick from, golden and silver fountains depicting past political and religious figures, marble manors, stately homes, Gothic cathedrals, and artfully paved roads are just some of the attractions in these Sanctuaries. All in all, thirty-six Sanctuaries were built.

    The rest of the world was left in the 'Lowtowns', massive - and massively unhealthy - industrial districts choked with smog where workers are made to 'perform penance for their sins' by being worked to death for chump change at best, lawless slums and underground ad-hoc cities at worst. 'Old Believers', as adherents to the pre-Magisterium religions were called, found refuge in these Lowtowns, while new cults (some, like the pantheistic Association of Mankind, relatively benevolent and others, like the Ninth Circle and the Order of the Dragon, managing to match the Satanists of old in depravity) were able to spring up and proselytize with impunity in these lawless areas.


    Many wondered why the Union, normally zealous enforcers of their state religion no matter what it was, did not work as hard as they used to in stomping out these dissenters. The truth became evident in 2262...

    2262: 'Operation John', also known as the 'Cleansing', is put into action. Three satellites ('Sabaoth', 'Shaddai', and 'Elohim') had been sent up into space, ostensibly to better monitor the globe; in reality, each was outfitted with a quarter of the IU's rebuilt nuclear arsenal (the fourth quarter remaining on Earth), a number of 'Rods from God', and a Mk. III ion cannon, the latest and deadliest model at the time. Come June 1st, 2262, the IU government executed the operation they had been planning for 90 years; the Lowtowns of the world went up in nuclear fire, were smashed into oblivion by the force of the 'Rods from God', or simply vaporized by the ion cannons of the three kill-sats. In an instant, the purpose of Project Deliverance became clear - to separate true believers in the Magisterium and the Union, now 'blessed' to live in an arcology-based theocratic totalitarian police state, from the 'chaff', judged irredeemable and destroyed utterly. In that same instant, the world population dropped from 9.9 billion to roughly 2.5 billion. With the unbelievers on Earth destroyed and only the truly faithful left, the Magisterium's leaders and the imperial government both thought, an earthly paradise could be built, and the Stuarts could safely look to interstellar expansion.

    Before Emperor Robert IV and Pope Julius V could high-five each other however, it soon became apparent that a handful of Lowtowners had managed to survive their 'righteous wrath'. A high-ranking professor on the board of Operation John's directors had betrayed them, gathering a force of laborers under the aegis of 'just another cult' (guaranteeing the Inquisition's failure to treat them seriously, as it did all cults between 2172 and 2262) and constructed a massive underground shelter starting in 2240, enough to shelter 20,000 people from the devastation of the world's surface, and deep enough in the ground to avoid even the three kill-sats' ion cannons. The professor, often simply referred to as 'The Sage' as both his nickname under the IU and as a term of reverence by those he saved, was simply executed - no final speeches, no publicized trials, just three bullets to the chest and three to the head at close range, followed by a one-way trip to the incinerator - but a different fate awaited his 'flock'.

    Deciding to pretend this was a sign from God, the IU and Magisterium leadership decided to show 'mercy' to the 'sinners' the Sage had saved. 'They have no place in the world to come', it was decreed, but they would be allowed to leave Earth. On board two spaceships, the nearly 100,000 survivors were sent off into deep space - or would have, if their ships hadn't been rigged to explode upon exiting orbit. To the frustration of the IU and the delight of half of these 'Unsaved', only one ship detonated, the other's remote-controlled self-destruct mechanism having been disabled by the Sage during his last week on Earth.

    Back on Earth, the IU gradually merged with the Magisterium, with Emperor Robert IV discarding his titles in favor of a list of more bombastic, religiously-inspired and increasingly megalomaniacal titles, culminating in his being crowned 'Authority over All under Heaven' by Pope Julius. The new government, often simply called the 'Magisterium' owing to its heavy theocratic influences (and because nobody can be bothered to call it by its full name, the 'Grand Imperial Salvatory of All under Heaven'), began to simultaneously build the paradise they wanted on Earth, and to look towards the stars...

    2262-2762: Having apparently purged Earth of all 'infidels' and thus advanced a step closer to their 'paradise without darkness', the Magisterium's leaders look spaceward for expansion. Within 400 years, they will have colonized the entirety of Sol - in the process, renaming its planets to 'conform to (their) sacred standards':

    Mercury-->Adam:
    Turned into a tourist attraction, notable for its all-natural tanning salons for obvious reasons.
    Venus-->Eve: Yet another vacation planet, terraformed & shielded to effectively become Hawaii in space.
    Mars-->Cain: Planet-sized military base.
    Jupiter-->Abel: Settled planet, mostly ringed by atmospheric Sanctuaries; space stations & Sanctuaries on its moons also exist.
    Saturn-->Seth: Same as Jupiter/Abel.
    Uranus-->Jabal: Same as above.
    Neptune-->Jubal: Same as above.
    Pluto-->Noah: First turned into a military base, then a ceremonial graveyard for military casualties. Why? See below...


    2770-3998:
    How ugly! I refuse to believe for even one second that God, in all His benevolence, could have created such disgusting monsters to plague us, even as a trial. We should just kill all these things!
    -Authority James XII on the Antlions, and pretty much the Magisterium's stance on aliens 2770-7000

    The Thousand Years' War is fought between the Magisterium and a hostile insectoid alien race termed the 'Antlions' after their appearance, but more often derisively referred to as the 'Buggers' or 'Beelzebubs'. The war begins when a Magisterium space probe establishes contact with an Antlion ship in 2763 and is obliterated; a human negotiating party following the next year is captured & experimented on, and the Antlions invade Sol six years after that. The Magisterium is at first repeatedly knocked back, swarmed by seemingly endless waves of Antlion semi-sentient hive ships, and only narrowly averting total defeat by destroying the invasion fleet's mothership (and thus, the fleet queen) in the Battle of Luna 2796, disabling the rest of the Antlion fleet as a result.

    Armed with this knowledge, they take the fight to the Antlions, beating them back across Sol - though not without further grievous casualties. By 3998, the humans have not only expelled the Buggers from Sol, but actually pursued them back into Alpha Centauri.


    Starting in 3960, a massive battlestation armed with a positron cannon powerful enough to break apart entire planets with one blast, named the 'Megiddo II' after the first such weapon used by Emperor Robert II to destroy the Russians in the Final War, is constructed. By 3997, it is finally ready for use, and Authority James XII personally directs it into the final battle over the Antlion homeworld, termed Archon VI by the Magisterium. The resulting destruction of the planet and the death of every single Antlion queen causes the species to go the way of the dodo.
    Oh. My. ing. God. Well. What can I say now but, 'praise the Lord and switch on the reactor?'
    -Authority James XII, on the completion of the Megiddo II (comment never made public)

    Horrified by the callous brutality of the Buggers, and convinced that all other aliens were really demons from Hell every bit as malevolent as said Buggers, the Magisterium institutes the 'Doctrine of Extirpation' - a dogma calling for the extermination of every single alien race they came across, preferably through surprise strikes. This policy was mostly carried out through deflected asteroids or 'Peacemaker Forces' (actually squadrons of battleships & dreadnoughts outfitted with hundreds or thousands of nuclear weapons, with each such force adopting a mocking 'Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called children of God' as their motto), not Megiddos. This doctrine would hold for almost 4000 years.


    The Magisterium further adds that the Stuarts are now clearly chosen by God to unite the entire mortal universe under their (and by extension, presumably God's) banner, and initiates the 'Universal Crusade' - a war wherein humanity, with the Stuarts in the lead, was to conquer the rest of the universe or go extinct trying.


    Since then, the anniversary of the Battle of Archon VI (May 16th) is commemorated as V-B, or 'Victory over Beelzebub' Day. Pluto, devastated in the war, was converted to a massive war memorial.

    3997: Ark II, as the second refugee ship was called (the first, which was blown up before leaving orbit by the Magisterium, being called the Ark I), finally runs out of fuel after over a thousand years in space and lands on an unknown planet in a distant pocket of the Alpha Centauri system. Whether the ship's occupants were cryogenically frozen and thus still fundamentally the same people they were in 2262 (even if they've suffered considerable memory loss along the way) or Ark II was a generation ship and its occupants are descendants of those original refugees, they disembark to build their new lives on this planet, not yet knowing of the native alien population. Act I starts here.
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    Rule Britannia, 1991-4th/8th/11th millennia:

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    Rodina '91, Rodina '93, The Great Escape (Space Act I), Empty Peace (Space Act II), more to come

    Divided into multiple parts:

    Pt. II, 3998-6876 (Magisterium's side):
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    3998-6860: The Magisterium's First Great Era of Expansion sees humanity expanding deeply into the Alpha Centauri, Tau Ceti, Sirius, Epsilon Eridani, and Procyon star systems (among others) and later, as far as Polaris, Aldebaran, Upsilon Andromeda and V452 Vulpeculae. In line with the Doctrine of Extirpation, countless alien races are exterminated or at least severely depopulated & driven underground.

    Many other Great Houses are created in this time period, as well. Rivalries begin to develop between the thirty-six original Great Houses established on Earth, termed the 'Earthbound', and the newly-ennobled houses with off-Earth bases, termed the 'Spacers'. Plenty of rivalries also exist between Earthbound & Earthbound - one needs look no further than the outright hatred between Houses Brooks and Sumner for this - and Spacer & Spacer as well, further complicating matters.


    In 5665, the Magisterium encounters hostile humanoid aliens termed 'Demons', and thought to literally be demonic legionaries from the bowels of Hell owing to their horrendous appearance (that of considerably decayed human corpses) and their affinity for brutal torture of human captives; in reality, they were a malevolent alien race hailing from Sigma Draconis, using a portal to strike at Alpha Centauri. The resulting 'War on Hell' sees the 'Demons' thrown back at Pluto in 5690, the parts of Alpha Centauri lost to them recovered by 5725, and Megiddo III deployed against their portal in 5748 with Authority Samuel III leading the way and a Peacemaker Force in support, 'just to make sure'. Having convinced himself that the 'Demon' portal was a gateway to Hell, Authority Samuel fires the weapon no less than seven times through it, while the Peacemakers similarly go through no less than seven supply stations' stocks of nukes, before the portal closes.


    The events - mostly the Megiddo III's gamma rays cutting through space, obliterating everything in their path - can be observed as far as Sigma Draconis with just the naked eye, though particularly powerful telescopes would've been able to pick up the nuclear explosions destroying multiple asteroids and small planets as well. The Magisterium congratulates itself on apparently thinning the ranks of Hell's innumerable legions; in reality, they actually did exterminate these 'Demons'.
    They're demons from Hell, why should I give a spacefaring pig what they think or feel? As if they even have the mental faculty for either, anyway. Now instead of coming anywhere close to sympathizing with mothering Demons, maybe we should thank the Lord and rejoice in the fact that we've just trimmed down the ranks of Hell's legions by oh I don't know, maybe five to ten billion. [REDACTED]You know what, make it twenty billion. I want every history textbook covering this to peg the Demonic casualties at that number, you hear me?[/REDACTED].
    -Authority Samuel III, on the annihilation of the 'Demons' (expletives later replaced with 'fark' or some variant thereof in all public broadcasts of the comment), 5748

    (Further research points the Magisterium in the direction of the truth, that these weren't actual demons from Hell but simply more malevolent aliens with a horrifying visage; knowing just how valuable their newly-won cred as 'demonslayers' could be, the Stuarts chose to suppress these reports and ban all further investigation into the matter under threat of procuring an excommunication from the Pope)

    A side-effect of the 'War on Hell' was the popularization of genetic engineering; the Stuarts, and soon enough most of the Great Houses, heavily engineered themselves to remove flaws and improve strength, intelligence, physical beauty and reflexes to better oppose the 'Demons'; the process entailed artificially linking the parents' reproductive cells, modifying the resulting zygote to their specifications, and then inserting the genetically-modified embryo into either the designated mother or an artificial womb for gestation. Calling themselves the 'Supremes', these genetically-engineered aristocrats were at the forefront of humanity's outward expansion. With some persuasion on the part of the Stuarts, genetic modification became an accepted part of the Magisterium's dogma; it would be held that after the Fall of Man, Edenite perfection was lost to all humanity, but genetic engineering was the way to recover said state of perfection & harmony with God, and there was thus nothing wrong with it. Unfortunately, this led to...


    6860-6876:
    The War of the Supremes. To understand why it was fought, and why it unfolded as it did, one must first review the circumstances leading up to the conflict. By this point, genetic engineering had become so widespread that even large sectors of the middle class could undergo genetic treatment, albeit through an inferior process calling for natural insemination, followed by engineering of the embryo in its first few days of existence, and reinsertion, all to be done in an extremely strict timeframe that limited options for genetic modification; the individuals born this way were disparagingly termed 'Betas' by the 'true' Supremes or 'Alphas'. Humans who were born naturally, with no genetic modification at all, were termed 'Naturals', though the term later expanded to cover any human without a family history of genetic engineering in at least three generations.

    The circumstances leading up to the war had its roots in dynastic politics and Supreme disillusionment with the existing system. Many Supremes, Alpha and Beta alike, from the middle class or the lesser nobility naturally became the frontiersmen of the Magisterium thanks to their genetically-engineered superiority over the Naturals, charting and conquering hundreds and later thousands of new worlds in the name of God and His Authority; yet they often saw their gains appropriated by the Great Houses, and were even sometimes superseded by Naturals who made up for their lack of genetic engineering with sheer determination and ingenuity. The 'Supreme Heresy', a heretical branch of the Magisterium that held Alpha Supremes to be the 'closest to God' and therefore held the right to govern humanity while all Naturals and Betas were to either be enslaved to them in 'blissful servitude' or be exterminated, grew among these irritated Supremes starting in 6236; that it found plenty of adherents within even the Inquisition predictably helped it grow almost unmolested over the next ~600 years. A growing contempt of Naturals spread throughout the Supremes of the Magisterium in these six hundred years, leading to terrorist Supremacist attacks by groups like the 'Supreme Knights of God', such as the deflection of an asteroid at the primarily Natural-populated Gamaliel III in 6628.

    Naturals, as flawed creatures of God who wallow in sin, may appear to have legs and arms and eyes and a tongue like you or I; but there is something fundamentally less than human in them, on account of their being tainted with the Original Sin of Adam and Eve that we, as the men and women who have reclaimed Edenite perfection, no longer bear with us. A lump of coal can be refined into a diamond only through great pressure; thus they are the coal, we the diamond, and the pressure, nothing short of enslavement - thus reducing them to their rightful place - or failing that, extermination...
    -An anti-Natural screed attributed to the Supreme Knights of God, 6600's

    On the other hand, many Naturals grew envious of the Supremes' abilities, as well as the obvious fact that Supremes were able to grab many more planets than they could barring strokes of sheer luck or near-superhuman determination on the part of the Naturals; it didn't take long for some radical clerics to decide the Supremes were abominations in God's eyes, and for their preaching to take hold among the Naturals. Thus the 'Doctrine of Purity', which held that all Supremes were genetic abominations that had to be destroyed to bring mankind closer to God, was born less than a year after the Supreme Heresy began. In retaliation to Supremacist terrorist strikes and organizations, Purists began organizing into groups like the 'Order of St. Gereon', whose efforts most prominently led to the sabotage of two nuclear reactors on a primarily Supreme-populated Sanctuary orbiting Aldebaran VI in 6672.

    No man's work can surpass God's. Any attempt to create life on our own is doomed to failure, and will only serve to distance us further from the blessings of our Creator. Thus, to make us worthy of His love once more, we must put to an end all these abominable homunculi that our foolish forebears, in all their hubris, have spawned. We must strive towards a purer world closer to His light, clean of the stain of the so-called 'Supreme' demons wearing human skins...
    -An anti-Supreme screed attributed to the Order of St. Gereon, 6600's

    For their part, the Magisterium's official dogma tried to go with emphasizing a 'we're all human and we're all in this together' notion, downplaying genetic supremacism & purism in favor of striving towards humanity's common good, and holding that Naturals & Supremes were both children of the Most High and equal in God's eyes.

    The war finally exploded over a succession crisis in 6860. Authority John XVIII, an Alpha Supreme, died at the age of 220, and technically speaking his heir should have been the Grand Prince Simon, the Alpha Supreme son of his only daughter Mary and her distant cousin Prince Charles-Emmanuel. Contesting this female-line succession was John's nephew, the 114-year-old Prince Bartholomew. Figuring Simon's marriage to the Natural Magdalena Paulus of House Paulus (a Spacer Great House with known Purist connections), and the Beta state of his children (their Holy Mother insisted that they be born naturally, but every time Simon subverted her wishes), would be good enough grounds to rally Supremes to his cause, Bartholomew allied with the now billions-strong Supreme Heresy and their Prophet Felix Naumann, a genocidal anti-Natural maniac intent on the enslavement or extermination of all Naturals (and though he hid it from his followers, Beta Supremes) masquerading as a benevolent preacher; while publicly supporting the official Magisterium line calling for Natural-Supreme cooperation, under the
    nom de guerre 'Hugh Mann' he wrote thousands of screeds praising Supremes as 'those created in God's perfect image, the only ones capable of reshaping this flawed universe to His specifications', while blasting Naturals as 'mud monkeys operating on a lower spiritual and psychological level than any of God's other animals' and insisting that 'not all those who appear human truly are'. Besides asserting his claim to the Celestial Throne, Bartholomew argued that Simon would obviously curtail Supreme rights and advocate Purism...despite the obvious fact (as stated above) that he was also an Alpha Supreme, and that while his wife's family were ardent Purists his children were all Betas.

    Proclaiming his rebellion from his powerbase Aldebaran III, Bartholomew rallied many Supremes (Alpha and Beta alike) to his cause - that of deposing Authority Simon XIX, and reconstructing the Magisterium around a strict racial hierarchy with Alphas at the top, Betas as a second class and the Naturals reduced to slaves. The opposition, those who remained loyal to Authority Simon, were predictably mostly Naturals, but included among their ranks just a little over half of all Beta Supremes and a quarter of the recorded Alpha Supremes of the time - all in all, this cause's ranks were about 3/4 Natural and 1/4 Supreme - and fought to both keep Simon on the Celestial Throne and to keep the Magisterium as it was. The Great Houses, for their part, all took one side or the other, and were all split in the conflict; some houses only lost one or two branches to the opposite side, others saw the defection of half or more of their members (in the infamous case of House Sumner, the family's main Earthbound line declared for Bartholomew, while three-quarters of its Spacer branches remained loyal to Simon). Naumann was nominated Chancellor of the Bartholomean Magisterium, named his clerical crony Felix Howe 'Pope Felix XXIV', and rallied his more religious followers into the 'Pure and Supreme Magisterium'; Howe and the incumbent, loyalist Pope Innocent LI (who himself was a Beta Supreme) declared each other Antipopes within minutes, though Howe was quite clearly a pawn of Naumann from the get-go.


    While the two sides were initially termed 'Bartholomeans' and 'Loyalists' respectively, soon they were simply referred to as 'Supremes' or 'Naturals', ignoring the large population of the former in the latter.


    The war initially degenerated into a stalemate, with the Supremes quickly taking the Outer Rim colonies of the Magisterium and a considerable number of scattered Mid-Rim holdouts, but otherwise successfully contained; only a year later, with the mass production & deployment of the 'Grigori' line of mechs did the tide shift to favor the Supremes. The Naturals, besides being physically slower & weaker than their Supreme enemies, soon found that their Crusader Mk. VIII, Templar Mk. IV and Hospitaller Mk. V mechs were no match for the Supremes' Grigori Mk. Is except when they held a 4:1 numerical superiority at the bare minimum, with 7:1 odds proving ideal in practice. In space, the Supremes' deployment of the
    Fallen-class ships, armed with positron cannons weaker than that of a Megiddo but still strong enough to obliterate dreadnoughts with one good hit, similarly rendered even the Naturals' Ophan-class dreadnoughts useless except in large numbers.

    Six years into the war, despite great loss, the Naturals were finally able to stabilize a triangular defensive perimeter from Arcturus to Sirius & Altair; all systems between this 'Triangle of God' and the deep-space strongholds of the Supremes was considered no man's land and regularly changed sides, and the war became one of attrition where the Naturals' superior numbers gave them the edge in the long run. Desperate to end the war before attrition destroyed the Supreme ranks entirely, Naumann first oversaw the development of revolutionary hyperdrive & portal technology, then persuaded Bartholomew to authorize 'Operation Silverback', a terrorist strike on the Earth employing said technology that relied on two stages - first, 'conventional' attacks that saw Supreme operatives employ sarin, phosgene and VX gases throughout Earth's metropolises & flood the underwater Sanctuary 'Atlantis' through the strategic use of cutting-edge explosives, followed by the use of said portal technology to drop several asteroids and 'suicide ships' piloted by Supreme fanatics & loaded with nuclear weapons onto the Earth - and meant to terrify the Naturals (as 'racial inferiors/traitors' and therefore obviously cowardly weaklings) into surrender. Executed flawlessly thanks to multiple diversionary strikes to divert the bulk of the Natural forces to Sirius & Arcturus & the extensive use of moles within the supposedly loyal Inquisition, Silverback killed six billion out of Earth's population of thirty billion, including Holy Mother Magdalena Paulus and her younger children (the oldest, Crown Prince Simon the Lesser, was already away with his father in Sirius) & Pope Innocent LI.
    Why should their passing bother me? I think of this as nothing more than setting a hornet's nest ablaze, or clearing out a colony of mosquitoes.
    -'Chancellor' Felix Naumann, on Operation Silverback
    I'll kill them all for this.
    -Authority Simon XIX on the Supremes, after Op. Silverback

    The war promptly took a turn for the worse, as Authority Simon evidently lost his mind and regressed into what some may charitably call the 'Robertian mindset' (prior to the canonization of the ancient Emperor as Saint Robert the Magnificent, 7228, after which any such talk was banned) upon receiving the news. Far from inducing the Naturals to surrender, Silverback galvanized them. Megiddo IV was built in a record 7 years, a feat that has never been repeated since, and immediately deployed against the Supremes with Simon himself behind the controls; it would see its first round of action obliterating not a planet, but the entire 1st and 5th Fleets of the Supremes in the Battle of Hachiko II in the Sirius system.


    From this point on, the tide shifted in favor of the Naturals, who pressed the attack with redoubled fanaticism. Cardinal Theodor Koenig, a radical anti-Supreme and leading advocate of the Doctrine of Purity, was elected Pope Julius LIX by the remnants of the College of Cardinals in 6867 and promptly issued the Papal Bull 'Perfectio enim humanitas' ('For the perfection of humanity'), outright terming the Supremes 'impure half-demons born of human hubris' and stating that 'there is no way faster, nor more righteous in God's eyes, to reach Heaven than by staining human hands in their impure blood'; Authority Simon, apparently either sufficiently blinded by grief & rage to employ enough doublethink to land him in an asylum or as part of some master plan, wholeheartedly supported the Pope despite himself being an Alpha Supreme. Further worsening the situation, the Naturals began mass-producing & deploying the Crusader Mk. IX mechs, evening the playing field; the Mk. IXs proved more than capable of going toe-to-toe with Grigori Mk. Is, and it wasn't long before there were twelve to fourteen of them for every mech the Supremes could put in the field.

    That's it, my valiant crusaders! Paint the landscape in Supreme crimson! Bathe your blades in Supreme vermillion! Every one of these abominations you smite down is sure to make God smile just that little bit more! Onward, no rest, no mercy!
    -Pope Julius LIX on the first (and radically successful) deployment of the Crusader Mk. IX in the Battle of Novalis, 6869

    (as something of a mitigating factor, and in an effort to avoid the need for mind-breaking doublethink, Pope Julius followed up his bull with a proclamation comparing the Supremes already fighting on the Natural side to 'repentant demons trying to re-enter God's grace' and stating that they were 'not irredeemable'; whether he actually meant any of this, or if it was just a hollow political gesture to mollify the Naturals' Supreme allies & he meant to exterminate them later anyway, remains a mystery)

    Importantly, a rift was also forming between Bartholomew and Naumann, starting with the funeral of Bartholomew's oldest son 'Crown Prince' Joachim Stuart, who had been vaporized with the 1st Fleet at Hachiko II; Naumann turned the event into a rally promoting further anti-Natural hatred, at which point the self-proclaimed Authority publicly struck him with his cane. The former increasingly reconsidered his alliance with the latter, who he came to view as the deranged maniac he was; the latter saw his supposed overlord as a weakling who didn't have what it took to smack down 'those uppity Naturals'.
    I fight this war for two reasons: because I must, and because I can. As no other man has shown the strength or conviction to do it, I must fight to attain our rightful place at the top of God's divinely ordained hierarchy; yet I also entered this war because I made the active choice to liberate God's universe of their pitiful existence. You're right, they've done nothing to me...except exist, and thus continue to pollute Creation just with their odious presence. ... Once we have constructed a perfect society, where we Supremes can walk beneath the light of God's stars satisfied in the knowledge that we have finally purified all humanity of the sins of Adam and Eve and those who bear them, then we can see Heaven on Earth.
    I will never forget that terrible day, that terrible minute which showed me the truth - that all Supremes must be annihilated for the preservation of God's creations. The day when those Supreme punks, drunk on hubris ever since they were born, left me bloody in the dumpster and walked away with my lunch money. From that day onward I swore never to allow another Natural to go through the pain I did, no matter what it takes - why are you laughing?!
    -Naumann (to Bartholomew Stuart) and Pope Julius (to then-Crown Prince Simon) on why they hate Naturals or Supremes so much, respectively

    While the war was being fought, starting in 6869 the alien 'Fae' of the Mizar-Alcor system (so termed because of their fairy-like appearance, anaerobic nature, and apparent hypnotic & electrokinetic abilities) began invading the Magisterium. Their bizarre powers and sheer numbers, combined with the Magisterium's infighting, allowed them to make considerable progress through the Outer Rim colonies up to the conclusion of the war.

    By 6874, the Supremes had been pushed back to a few stronghold planets on the Outer Rim of the Magisterium. Bartholomew Stuart offered to open negotiations, and when Simon rejected this out of hand, prepared to escape from the Natural forces approaching his capital at Aldebaran III - only to have his shuttle sabotaged and his hopes, along with his life, ignominiously shattered when his archenemy fired the Megiddo IV at the planet, obliterating it & its 430 million inhabitants, despite the best efforts of a full third of the surviving Supreme space fleet. Antipope Felix was also killed, having been left to die as Naumann considered him a failure on top of everything else.

    Naumann, meanwhile, managed to escape to Perseus VI with Bartholomew's granddaughter the Lady Matilda; it soon became readily apparent that he had deliberately sabotaged his boss's shuttle, grounding him on Aldebaran III when the Naturals attacked it, so he could effectively hijack the Supremacist cause. Proclaiming Matilda the new (puppet) Bartholomean Authority and nominating a new crony, John Blood, 'Pope Eugenius XXIII', the Supremacist Chancellor further perpetuated the war for another two bloody years, in the process blurting out that his intent was not even to enslave Naturals but to outright exterminate them in a televised burst of passion, before he was destroyed (along with the planet) by the 'holy light' of Megiddo; rumor has it that Matilda sabotaged his shuttle, both out of a desire for revenge and in the hope that both their deaths (his for obvious reasons, hers because she was a rallying point for the Supremacist cause and had no easy way to surrender) would help end the war.

    A junta of the highest-ranking surviving Supreme generals, rallying on Al Anz I, offered to negotiate a peace recognizing Simon as the victor. Unsatisfied with anything short of an unconditional surrender and still obsessed with avenging his wife & younger children, the Authority instead blew them away as well, leading Crown Prince Simon the Lesser to suspect that he actually was aiming to exterminate all Supremes. In reality, Authority Simon meant to use the Purists to thoroughly exterminate the opposition, before consolidating his rule and a mostly-Supreme aristocracy; Pope Julius was quite aware of this, and meant to use the Supremes on his side to exterminate the Supremacists, before outing Simon's plans to the public and capitalizing on the inevitable chaos to take over, institute a theocratic dictatorship, and annihilate the Supremes entirely. To their detriment, neither man would bother telling Crown Prince Simon of their master plan.


    As it was, neither man would be able to bring their mad schemes to fruition; on September 18th, 6876, the Megiddo IV's nuclear reactor inexplicably underwent a catastrophic meltdown en route to the Battle of Samothrace in the Alderamin system, resulting in the destruction of the battlestation and the deaths of everyone on board, most importantly Authority Simon XIX and Pope Julius LIX. Before he was even formally crowned, the newly (and conveniently...) empowered Authority Simon XX offered to negotiate with the second Supreme Junta on Elnath VII. The resulting Peace of Elnath decreed the following:


    • Authority's pardon to be extended to all surviving Supreme personnel, conditional on their disarmament
    • All surviving Supremes to be permitted to live the rest of their lives without further government harassment
    • All further genetic engineering to be banned
    • The Supreme Heresy to be suppressed
    • The Doctrine of Purity similarly suppressed; instead, Magisterium dogma would re-emphasize a 'we're all human and we're all in this together' ideal over both genetic supremacism & purism, and reaffirmed that Supremes & Naturals alike were God's children

    With this settlement, the War of the Supremes came to an end, and humanity was able to concentrate its strength against the 'Fae'; the introduction of superior anti-EMP shielding & aural suppressors rendered these aliens' electrokinesis & hypnotic abilities, respectively, useless, and within 80 years all that had been lost was regained. However, illicit genetic engineering would still be performed by generations of Magisterium aristocrats (the Stuarts included) to come, although all would follow the Beta method; no Alpha Supreme has been born since 6865. Whenever the obvious signs of a Supreme - superhuman strength, reflexes, intelligence, eyesight, or even naturally blue or green or pink hair - cropped up, they were always written off as accidents of birth or in particularly blatant cases, God's blessing upon that particular family.

    Many of the Great Houses were badly bloodied (especially in Op. Silverback), with the Sumner and Brooks families finally succeeding in killing each other. They would both be supplanted by the Stonemans, descending from Natural ace George Stoneman (who is definitely, in no way, the illegitimate son of Pope Julius LIX when he was still merely Cardinal Koenig) and a niece of the last Sumner head, and the Camerons, descending from Supreme ace (and post-Silverback, turncoat to the Natural side) Harold Cameron, an illegitimate son of the last Brooks head who took his surname from his mother; both families quickly revived their forefathers' rivalry between them.

    On a happier note, continued genetic engineering, however outrageously hypocritical, has at least eliminated the Stuart tradition of violent insanity. Whenever an Authority displays genocidal tendencies, one can feel safe in the knowledge that they know exactly what they are doing, and are fully aware of whatever unsavory orders they are issuing
    (and the consequences of those orders).
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    Rule Britannia, 1991-4th/8th/11th millennia:

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    Rodina '91, Rodina '93, The Great Escape (Space Act I), Empty Peace (Space Act II), more to come

    Divided into multiple parts:

    Part II, 3998-7500 (Diomedan/resistance side):
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    WIP; players, can someone compile everyone's histories into one master (and properly dated) list for this? Thanks

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    Rule Britannia, 1991-4th/8th/11th millennia:

    Games:
    Rodina '91, Rodina '93, The Great Escape (Space Act I), Empty Peace (Space Act II), Britannia Rules the Heavens (Space Interlude), more to come

    Divided into multiple parts:

    Pt. III, 6876-10,007 (Magisterium's side):
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    6872-present: The first serious resistance movement against the Magisterium in thousands of years arises, coalescing around a Supremacist creation known only as 'The Omega'. This man is the universe's one and only Omega Supreme; the brainchild of demented experiments conducted under the personal supervision of Supremacist Chancellor Felix Naumann and his inner circle of mad scientists, born the only successful test subject out of hundreds from an artificial womb; he was meant to be the Supremes' ultimate Wunderwaffe, their war-winning ace in the hole that would permanently reverse the shifting tides of the war in favor of the Supremacists. Despite having been artificially aged to resemble a seven-year-old by his third birthday and genegineered into a being faster, tougher (with incredible regenerative abilities, heightened pain resistance and sharply increased muscle mass) & smarter (with an IQ measured at 411) than even most Alpha Supremes, the Supremacists either failed or never attempted to genegineer his ability to feel emotions; he quickly grew attached to the scientist assigned to him as a surrogate mother, and he soon refused to participate in activities without her watching and would attack anyone he thought was moving to harm her.

    Naumann, refusing to believe for a second that his pet subject could become bound by the chains of emotion and morality, had the surrogate mother-scientist killed in front of the Omega.

    Hours later, the Omega went on a rampage through his holding facility. Despite being only four years old, he was able to spend those hours just studying the entire facility under the guise of a 'walk' (having faked good behavior to get in the lead scientists' good graces) and successfully escaped within one hour, killing everyone in the base and rigging its nuclear reactor to have a controlled meltdown within 10 minutes of his escape in the process. Unable to find Naumann (who was later killed, not by his hands but by the Naturals') he wandered space for ten years, before deciding to integrate into normal Magisterial society. How would he accomplish this? By slipping onto the Champlain space colony orbiting Perseus VI & walking into the first police station to report himself, including his nature as a genetic abomination who (unlike even other Supremes, who were first conceived and then engineered while in the early embryonic stages) didn't even come from any woman's womb.

    This also went badly.

    Hundreds of dead cops, Inquisitors and civilians & over ten million credits in property damages later, the Omega escaped once again - the police had attempted to execute him on the spot after he told them his story - and cursed both Naturals and Supremes. He remained on the run for the next hundred years, and nothing the Magisterium threw at him slowed him down; the Inquisition sent hundred-strong death squads of Amalricians only for all of them to turn up dead and no trace of the Omega left behind, the OSS tried to assassinate him through subtler means like poison or drone strikes but the Omega defied them too, and the first time the Earth Forces sent a Strike Team in after him he broke into the cockpit of one pilot in mid-chase, killed him & hijacked his machine, and would use it to bring down entire platoons in the future.

    The Omega also began circulating his philosophy through the Magisterium under the noses of the Stuarts in this time. God and His Authority were no different, he argued, both being genocidal tyrants who treated their subjects like playthings and demanded their worship or would otherwise doom them to horrifying tortures while at the same time claiming to be kind and loving masters, and indeed the Authorities were working directly for God in setting up a totalitarian hellhole of a society in which all would be bound to His will, a 'true Heaven on Earth' as he called it. No, he argued, men should be free - free to live without any overbearing authority, free to do whatever they wanted and from any government structure whatsoever, even if it allowed them to rape and burn and murder and pillage with impunity! Only those who deserve to rule on their own merits, not by divine right or bloodline, would rise to the top in such a society, forging a superior and infinitely more just society capable of taking the fight to God Himself from the primordial soup of anarchy. Such would be the nature of the paradise the Omega offered to his followers, and it attracted many who had become disenchanted with the ideals of the Magisterium after the War of the Supremes.

    In 7,001 AD, the Omega was finally killed in a nuclear strike...or so the Magisterium had hoped. As it turned out, he only contracted fatal radiation poisoning from the blast, and some of his followers were able to move his brain to a life-support machine. Hidden in an asteroid field-turned-military camp in the far corner of the Milky Way, the Omega was able to continue directing his supporters from the safety provided by distance and the asteroids, in the process turning the belt into a heavily-defended network of cloaked asteroid fortresses, criss-crossing lines of fire for heavy missiles, and extraordinarily powerful EMP fields. Combined with a revolutionary FTL drive he himself invented while a disembodied brain, his men could now strike almost anywhere in the Magisterium and return to the safety of their asteroids before the Earth Forces could properly retaliate; it took a thousand years just for the Magisterium to devise effective countermeasures against these rebels (and even today, only about three-quarters of piratical raids are successfully intercepted), and another thousand to figure out the general location of their hideouts.

    The quality of the Omega supporters may have declined since then, shifting from committed ideologues to mostly Space Pirates who wanted a feel-good justification for plundering Magisterial planets & convoys, and found it in the misotheistic anarchy advocated by him, but their combat effectiveness remains surprisingly high; while they are piloting mostly obsolete stolen Earth Forces or knockoff mechs, the Space Pirates make up for it in skill & experience (giving them an edge over the mostly-conscript Earth Forces), their refitted stealth systems and warp drives. To this day, they remain a considerable threat to the security of the Magisterium, and only the need to finish off the Squids on the opposite end of the galaxy is tying down the Earth Forces from properly dealing with them.

    7219-present: The 'Squid War', pitting the Magisterium against an unintelligible alien race only pejoratively referred to as the 'Squids' for their distinctive appearance (that of scaly, teal or green humanoids with octopus-like tentacles and beaks in place of mouths), consumes most of the Magisterium's efforts & resources, and indeed overshadows every other conflict fought as part of the Universal Crusade in this time. Apparently another highly-advanced civilization with their own empire, mechanized forces, space fleets and FTL drives, these 'Squids' mounted a pre-emptive strike against the Magisterium in 7,219 AD (apparently because the Magisterium was encroaching upon their borders, and would have struck them first instead had they learned of their existence...which to be fair, they probably would have), sweeping away entire fleets and battlegroups and overrunning multiple frontier sectors.

    At first the war went badly for the Magisterium, which had been caught off-guard. More and more systems fell to the Squids, who had come to see humans as existential threats (ironically, the exact same way humans feel about the Squids) and thus killed every single human they came across. In 7,677 AD a Squid fleet of apocalyptic proportions emerged over Earth despite the best efforts of the Earth Forces to intercept their warping, and for a time it looked like the doom of the Stuarts was at hand; but in a seven-month battle over Earth, the Earth Forces were able to cut the Squids off from reinforcements and overwhelm the Squids with sheer numbers.

    Since then, the tide has been turning against the Squids. All the sectors once lost to them have been reclaimed long ago, and the Magisterium took the offensive into Squid territory starting in the mid-8000's, seizing sector after sector and killing every Squid they found. In 10,002 AD the Magisterium finally decided it was time to finish the Squids off in one last decisive blow, and Authority Elimelech formed a new army titled the 'Inexorable Host of Light', numbering in the hundreds of billions and manning an armada of ships 'as numerous as the stars in the evening sky', to attack the Squid capital planet of Y'lehr. Just to make sure it would go down, Elimelech also oversaw the construction of the Megiddo VI and drove it into battle against the Squids, leaving his own mech in his oldest son & heir-apparent Henry's hands.

    The resulting climactic battle saw many millions of Earth Forces personnel KIA, including Elimelech and Henry; the former was killed when a lucky Squid fighter pilot drove his starfighter down an unprotected shaft in the Megiddo's superstructure and self-destructed rather too close to its reactor for the Authority's comfort, with predictable results. Unfortunately for the Squids, the Megiddo was destroyed too close to Y'lehr, with the result that massive burning hunks of irradiated debris that used to be a moon-sized battlestation was now hurtling through their atmosphere and crashing into their seas and soil, killing 90% of the planet's population (including their entire upper political & military leadership, apparently) within a week and the rest in the agonizing months to follow. Crown Prince Henry and the rest of the Magisterial forces already fighting on the planet obviously died as well, but as the Squids were the first to retreat; the Earth Forces (which had mostly hung around out of confusion) promptly declared victory despite having sustained nearly 30% casualties and losing both their monarch & his designated heir.

    At present, the Squids have been reduced to a handful of sectors in the extreme corner of the Milky Way, and the Earth Forces are tightening the noose around them. This is only making them ever more desperate to fight back, however, especially as neither side is willing or (on account of never bothering to learn how to communicate thanks to genocidal cultural biases) able to negotiate.

    Interestingly, it should be noted that the Squids only regressed to true barbarism, sacrificing male prisoners of war to their bizarre gods and packing the female POWs into rape camps to produce Squid-human hybrids until they die (at least, this is what the Magisterium reports, though no hybrid has ever actually been sighted in person) after Y'lehr; prior to this, they were still genocidal, but at least did away with their victims quickly and efficiently. It is hypothesized that the decimation of the relatively rational, if still genocidal, original leaders of the Squid nation, combined with the desperate straits the Squids must find themselves in now, motivated the rise of religious extremists who promised them salvation and a religious revival...too bad their religion (as far as the Magisterium is concerned) is pretty fond of human sacrifice and rape camps, apparently.

    7517-present: The dispute over whether it is right & just to enslave aliens becomes a serious matter within the Magisterium, as the Stonemans & their allies cotton on to the abolitionist side while the Camerons and their allies harden their pro-slavery stance. As far as the former are concerned, certain alien species are redeemable, can be brought into the light of God, and do not deserve the depravity of slavery, which would make the Magisterium no better and perhaps a deal worse than its enemies; as far as the latter are concerned, God's laws apply to humans only and there's nothing wrong with enslaving aliens, indeed it might even turn them into civilized members of society some day.

    The North American Stonemans & Canadian Hutchinsons have arisen as the champions of the abolitionist side, for entirely different motivations; the Stonemans see a potential market & support base in the aliens who would undoubtedly be indebted to them forever & ever, the Hutchinsons generally express genuine sympathy for the enslaved and consider slavery a barbaric inhumanity. The Camerons and Bourbons who support slavery most actively have their own reasons for supporting it as well; the Camerons are truly convinced slavery is a positive good for the slaves and that if freed the aliens would destroy Magisterial society from within, the Bourbons only cynically support it to play to their own reactionary supporters.

    The situation remains hotly disputed to this day. The Stuart Authorities, for their own part, could take up any position in this struggle, from the apathetic to pro-slavery to abolitionist.

    8,698-8,708/8,709-8,943: The 'Year of the Libertine' and the 'Neo-Puritan Era', respectively. Social mores were loosened under the hedonistic Authority Issachar LX over a period of ten years; what actually happened remains a mystery since all records dating to this time have been destroyed & the subject closed to even personal discussion for the next 200 years, though Issachar's son & successor, the bona-fide religious zealot Chamuel XIII claimed the era was filled with 'drug-fueled Satanic orgies in church halls...the rampant slaughter of infants for amusement...the rededication of great cathedrals to the Devil...bands of anarchistic hedonists roving the streets, raping everything and everyone they could get their hands on...' and worse.

    Considering that Chamuel seized power in a bloody coup and callously murdered his own father with a bullet to the head, it should be obvious why he'd want Issachar's reign to look as bad as possible to future generations.

    Chamuel proceeded to inaugurate a two-hundred year of social hyperreaction. Women had to move in ankle-length dresses and with headwear in public; shorts were banned under pain of death; the laws took a turn towards the 'all crimes are equal' approach, with adultery, murder and jaywalking (for example) becoming punishable by death, in an attempt to create a crimeless society; couples' business in the bedroom was now directly monitored to make sure nobody committed sodomy, were actually homosexuals, involved more than two partners, etc.; holding a different faith non-violently was no longer punished with re-education attempts but straight up death; and surveillance equipment was doubled even after the Inquisition itself reported that its present equipment was sufficient for their duties, among other things.

    By the end of Chamuel's life, even the Inquisition thought he was going too far with punishments like death by sawing or worse issued for the most basic of crimes, such as loitering or littering. His son & successor Abdiel XXVI immediately reversed track, and together with his successors began gradually peeling back the 'Neo-Puritan' reforms his father had made. Had he still lived today, Chamuel the Zealous (you know something's up when the Magisterium gives you that epithet) would probably be clawing his eyes out at the sight of the Magisterium of 10,007 AD with its legalized knee-length skirts, bikinis, shorts and lack of a death penalty for jaywalking.

    9,966-9,985: The 'Bourbon Reign of Terror', as enemies of the House of Bourbon deride it, occurs. The present Authority's grandfather, Authority John DXXIV, marries the Bourbon Prince's younger sister the Archduchess Isabella (of Seville); given that he was a weak and gullible man, it was all too easy for the charming, manipulative and vicious Isabella to dominate him and grant her own house greater control over the Magisterial government. When John tried to stand up to her at last, he was disposed of in an 'accident' (all too easy, since the Life Guard had been stuffed with Bourbon cronies), and their son Robert Thomas must take up the mantle of Authority at the age of nine.

    Having become Regent & appointed her brother Juan Lord High Chancellor, Isabella de Bourbon's new regime actually become worse now hat there's basically no check on her power; the first thing the Bourbons do in this Regency Period is give themselves a recently-annexed resource-rich steroid belt at the totally fair price of one credit, and over the next 9 years they & their friends manage to embezzle a full 1/3 of the Magisterium's income with which they built palaces & acquired more luxuries for themselves, fixed bids in favor of their allies, screwed over more productive businesses in favor of their own, threw out the few remaining non-loyal high government officials in favor of their own patsies regardless of competence, executed plenty of their enemies on BS charges (including the underage Authority's best friend, who was just killed for his father's vocal opposition), and generally ran things into the ground. Even other Great Houses weren't safe; the Stonemans were wiped out almost to a man for their patriarch's decision to openly challenge Bourbon corruption, and the Bourbons had no problems sending the Inquisition or private assassins after other Great House affiliates and members who got uppity.

    The Romanovs, as the Bourbons' best friends, benefited greatly from the corruption, as did their Habsburg kind-of friends to a lesser extent.

    The Bourbon regime hit rock bottom with the destruction of the Earthly Host's supreme HQ, the Solomon underwater fortress in the middle of the Atlantic, when the Bourbons prove too stingy to repair the place's thousand-year pressure controls & locks; not too many people are surprised when Solomon's environmental controls inevitably fail, causing the base to get crushed by the water pressure. (and then they top themselves again by refusing to allow the Earth Forces High Command to use Gibraltar as a replacement base on account of the relocation being 'too expensive', despite being responsible for the situation in the first place; as a result, High Command has been headquartered at Navarro Heaven's Anchor, California since then) Their HQ getting deep-sixed also brought a major Earth Forces offensive against the Squids to a crashing halt, prolonging that particular war even more.

    Princess Elizabeth Maria 'Elsa-Maria' Stoneman took up her father's mantle and became a leading opponent of the Bourbon regime, eventually winning Elimelech's heart and decisively turning him against his mother to bring her down. Prior to this, she and her brother Gideon were hailed as popular heroes for their slaying of the dreaded serial-rapist and torturer Prince Julián, younger brother to Regent Holy Mother Isabella, who had been sent after her like an attack dog, in self-defense; as the pair were smart enough to videotape his efforts to kill her before she stabbed him thirty-seven times and her brother hacked at him with an axe (and even smarter to edit out the part where she gave him poisoned tea in a bid to kill him even earlier) they were able to vindicate themselves in a court of their noble peers, helped by the fact that virtually everyone else hated the Bourbons.

    (on a side note, while Elsa-Maria never had particularly strong feelings for her husband and Elimelech's crush on her faded over time, even as their relationship lost its romantic edge over time they reportedly remained good friends, and they also evidently managed to remain faithful to one another; certainly, Elsa-Maria genuinely mourned her husband's later death in battle)

    Upon coming of age, the first thing Authority Elimelech does is to throw his mother in jail (in a prison that conveniently suffers a fatal explosion later to boot) & execute his uncle for treason & corruption, then follow up with a more general house-cleaning op (throwing out old Bourbon cronies and bringing in new, more competent blood) and swear off any future ties to the old European families. Trying to clean up the insane corruption + severe mommy issues are pretty much why his son, the current Authority, has a Stoneman mother.

    10,007 AD: Game start.

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