The Role of Cities, Slaves and Nudity in Rome 2

[Bellus88]

I wanna see groups of slaves in neck braces and chains paraded through a city. I wanna take some hot female red head/blonde germanic/celtic slaves and marry them and beable to choose what they wear, like my faction leaders mistress. Also there can be some naked mods after release. Those naked Barbarian fanatics, I doubt they would actually make them naked in the game but I would love to see mods where you see the naked barbarians and some physics with the banana would be nice, like when they run you see it move around. I remember in Roma Surrectum 1 mod they had naked fanatics but it was just a stiff large banana and it did not even move.

Also what about ingame events like the Greek Olympics? I know the Greeks did their Olypmics naked. They should also make the cities more livelier, when it is not under seige I wanna see civilians who all look different walk around doing their daily business in the city. Populated Roman Baths, ability to see people taking poops together would be nice to. Kids playing, women and men at markets, people going home, fights in the street and guards doing there job.

Make this the most real heart felt total war game ever!

[boxleitnerb]

Buy some porn, dude

[Gaius Marius Maximus]

Buy some porn, dude

+rep

[Diglytron]

I wanna take some hot female red head/blonde germanic/celtic slaves and marry them and beable to choose what they wear, like my faction leaders mistress. Also there can be some naked mods after release.

lol

[alQamar]

nudity? mate they do not even make good gore because they dont want to loose their charming PEGI

[Dwarven Berserker]

The combination of "Banana's" and Gore makes me think of some rather painful death-animations

[krisslanza]

Hasn't this guys last like, several dozen posts, been very thinly veiled troll-esque posts?

[Augustus Scipius]

Ave, good troll. Your troll post is fabulous. The only thing I would like to see in addition to the things you mentioned, would be veterancy giving them bigger dicks. You know, an inch more per veterancy level. Then they could use them to form a phalanx, just like with spears but using their tools instead. I can already hear the unit responses... "Soldiers! Form... phalanx!" *rub rub rub*

[Lord Anubis]

Nobody cares about this.

[ChairmanCrassus]

Maybe you should make a mod for this if you care about it that much.

[Tim_Ward]

I wanna see groups of slaves in neck braces and chains paraded through a city. I wanna take some hot female red head/blonde germanic/celtic slaves and marry them and beable to choose what they wear

And what would you like to be able to do in Rome 2?

[Tritus]

lol

[nameless]

Sounds more like something for the Sims and not a game like Total War....

[Karnil Vark Khaitan]

this is far out man........ PLAY SKYRIM!!

[Rinan]

I wanna see groups of slaves in neck braces and chains paraded through a city. I wanna take some hot female red head/blonde germanic/celtic slaves and marry them and beable to choose what they wear, like my faction leaders mistress.

This is not relevant for gameplay, nor is it historical.

And what does nudity offer to this game in terms of gameplay other than decreasing the amount of sales?

(edit: trolling or not, just wanted to make that point for all those people who actually are serious about it. I mean, let's just stick to mass-murder in these games okay, we don't need to add all other kind of dubious things in!)

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They should also make the cities more livelier, when it is not under seige I wanna see civilians who all look different walk around doing their daily business in the city. Populated Roman Baths, ability to see people taking poops together would be nice to. Kids playing, women and men at markets, people going home, fights in the street and guards doing there job.

Buy some porn, dude

... disturbing

[ComnenusTheOne]

Inb4lock

Seriously Bellus threads are awesome.

[Rinan]

Damn Comnenus, thanks to your avatar I lost The Game!

(Has something to do with troll face...)

[General Sultan V]

[Bellus88]

Yea comon guys, we need some hot girls in this game. You never see the female side of things often in Total War, when you viewed the towns in Rome1 all you saw was a bunch of male peasants wearing white who all looked the same with some town watch walking by sometimes to.

I want some hot curvy women with large bums and big melons, mistresses and the ability to zoom in on a female in a town/city.

The Whore House was very popular in Ancient Rome, you should have the ability to make the Whore House in game and recruit prostitutes. It would be an economic and moral boost. Roman law allowed men to have sex outside of marriage but it did not allow women to have sex outside of marriage, if this game wants to be accurate then they need Whore Houses.

[General Maximus]

I remember in Roma Surrectum 1 mod they had naked fanatics but it was just a stiff large banana and it did not even move.

Hahahaha!! :

Imagine if you could have those screaming girls, just without threads...