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    Default You Know You Have Read Too Much ASOIAF When...

    This is always a classic. Let's see how much we can gather up .

    This also works as You Know You Have Watched Too Much GoT When...

    Let the fun begin!

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    Default Re: You Know You Have Read Too Much ASOIAF When...

    ...when you start saying things like "fear cuts deeper than wound" to yourself in a high voice when you're in a fight

    when you add family words after signing a paper
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    You know you have read too much ASOIAF when "Winter is Coming" is more than an expression stating the change of the seasons.
    Some battles are won with swords and spears, others with quills and ravens. Tywin Lannister

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    Default Re: You Know You Have Read Too Much ASOIAF When...

    ...When you name your two Siberian Husky's "Lady" and "Nymeria"

    My cousins Husky's are called "Bella" and "Skye". But Skye look's a lot like a "Grey Wind" if you ask me.

    If i happen to get one... i would not be able to stop myself getting a pure white one and calling it "Ghost"

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    When you answer "Aye" instead of yes...

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    Default Re: You Know You Have Read Too Much ASOIAF When...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiliç Alì View Post
    When you answer "Aye" instead of yes...
    ^Definitely

    You know you have read too much ASOIAF when you stare into a fire and wish you can see the future

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    Default Re: You Know You Have Read Too Much ASOIAF When...

    ...when you call your kids Robb, Brandon and Jon in Crusader Kings 2. Had 2 "Robb the Great" and 1 "Robb the Halfhand" as Kings of England and Emperor of Britannia.
    Also saying "not today" when I equalize on football manager

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    Default Re: You Know You Have Read Too Much ASOIAF When...

    ...when you yell "Valar Morghulis!", "Sunspear!", and "Halfman!" as your battlecries in dodgeball.

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    When you say this when anything pops up:

    "not today"
    Example:

    "what do we say to windows update?

    Not today"

    "What do we say to homework deadline?


    Not today"


    "what do we say to teacher giving detention?


    Not today"

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    When you say "Seven Hells" as a curse.

    Commanding House Baratheon of Dragonstone in War of the Throne

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    When you say "Seven Hells" as a curse.
    "not today"
    When you say "you know nothing" and "it is known" every time you can
    I got 'em all

    oh and the upper one oc

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    Default Re: You Know You Have Read Too Much ASOIAF When...

    I do that. A lot.

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    When you say "you know nothing" and "it is known" every time you can
    It's only after you have lost everything, that you are free to do anything.

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    Default Re: You Know You Have Read Too Much ASOIAF When...

    When your lying in bed with a fever and it's making you so delusional that you stay away for hours trying to remember how you're related to Roose Bolton. True story


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    Default Re: You Know You Have Read Too Much ASOIAF When...

    Quote Originally Posted by ccllnply View Post
    When your lying in bed with a fever and it's making you so delusional that you stay away for hours trying to remember how you're related to Roose Bolton. True story
    Haha, I had something similar once when I had a fever - was watching Sharpe on the telly and I started worrying that we would lose the Peninsular War


    When you answer "Aye" instead of yes..
    Well, if you're from the north of England (like me) or Scotland, you say Aye anyways...


    OK mine - when someone suggests a solution to a problem at work and you reply just so.
    Always keep your foes confused. If they are never certain who you are or what you want, they cannot know what you are like to do next. Sometimes the best way to baffle them is to make moves that have no purpose, or even seem to work against you - Littlefinger

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    Default Re: You Know You Have Read Too Much ASOIAF When...

    when you break your fast with boiled eggs


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    I say Aye all the time anyway haha and I use the not today one, it's great ;L Although you know you've read too much when you spend your time listening to Bear and the Maiden fair on Youtube.

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    When you constantly watch a mod based on it... Or making the mod.

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    Default Re: You Know You Have Read Too Much ASOIAF When...

    When you say
    "it's a trap" at inconvenient moments...

    Whoops, wrong thread

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    when you're having wolfdreams


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