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    Default Achievements - Rep for funniest ones

    So, i started a thread like this prior to S2TW release, and also prior to FotS (didnt for RotS, coz it had no achievements ) to see what good suggestions we could come up with.

    As with those threads, i shall award Rep to the funniest/well thought out suggestions for what Achievements R2TW could come with!

    So, ready........steady........

    ........GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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    "I farted"
    -Your general farts during a battle

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    Well, the following achievement only makes sense if: the Maurya Empire is included in the game (or a future expansion); Sparta is a separate faction; and if you are aware of the following historical note:

    "Ashoka initially practiced Hinduism but later embraced Buddhism; following the Kalinga War, he renounced expansionism and aggression"

    Ashoka the Great led the Maurya Empire to its greatest extent but instead of continuing this expansion he embraced Buddhism, a deadly trait for any Total War family member

    So I would like to see an achievement for a Spartan leader who conquers so far east that he encounters and then embraces Buddhism thus creating a paradox in the space-time continuum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Holy Pilgrim View Post
    "I farted"
    -Your general farts during a battle
    That had me laughing straight away.

    Caesar: I came, I saw, I farted!

    'Do you smell something ripe over there? Well, that's Caesar letting rip another one...'
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    Caligae iron spikes: Your Centurion, while chasing an opponent in a paved town, suddenly slipped and failed epicly, getting himself killed.

    We still got the sail!: During any sea battle, use your ram to completely destroy an enemy ship's oars on both sides.

    Corona Muraris: Capture an enemy fortress in under five minutes.

    Insane ruler: Order your army to march into the mediterranean while instructing ships to sail inland on the campaign map.

    Bulletproof: Have an entire legion in testudo formate.

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    An achievement for the most horny family member: who has fathered the most children!
    So spake the Fiend, and with necessity,
    The tyrant's plea, excused his devilish deeds.
    -Paradise Lost 4:393-394

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    "Barbecue Master" - Kill three units of pigs with incendiary weapons (flaming arrows for instance) during the same battle.
    Last edited by myself; February 11, 2013 at 06:42 AM.

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    Etu brute : A genreal revolts againist you
    Boiled ham for dinner: Defeat incendiarypigs using flaming arrows
    No this is not sparta : Defeat a spartan phalanx with a head on assault
    Well he is a manly chap : Defeat an army using only an army of womens

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    "The morning has gold in it's mouth... and Crassus too" lose an Eagle against the Parthians.

    "Non cum auro sed cum spatha salvabimus Romam!" destroy a gallic army near Rome

    "Where is your God now?" destroy Masada (if present in game)

    "TOTALER KRIEG!!!" Replicate the Fall Gelb in game with and horde of Germans conquering Gaul walking through Belgium.

    "Spezzeremo le reni alla Grecia" as the romans invade Greece by Epirus and loose a Legion

    "Costa Concordia" sink a transport ship by hitting a rock
    Last edited by RNV; September 11, 2012 at 08:29 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Augustus Scipius View Post
    We still got the sail!: During any sea battle, use your ram to completely destroy an enemy ship's oars on both sides.
    Quote Originally Posted by Valden View Post
    An achievement for the most horny family member: who has fathered the most children!
    Quote Originally Posted by Makrell View Post
    Boiled ham for dinner: Defeat incendiarypigs using flaming arrows
    No this is not sparta : Defeat a spartan phalanx with a head on assault
    Quote Originally Posted by RNV View Post
    "The morning has gold in it's mouth... and Crassus too" lose an Eagle against the Parthians.

    "Costa Concordia" sink a transport ship by hitting a rock


    Fantastic ones, both serious and tongue in cheek (or tongue going in the case of the costa concordia one, lololol)

    +Rep

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    Quote Originally Posted by RNV View Post
    "The morning has gold in it's mouth... and Crassus too" lose an Eagle against the Parthians.

    "Non cum auro sed cum spatha salvabimus Romam!" destroy a gallic army near Rome

    "Where is your God now?" destroy Masada (if present in game)

    "TOTALER KRIEG!!!" Replicate the Fall Gelb in game with and horde of Germans conquering Gaul walking through Belgium.

    "Spezzeremo le reni alla Grecia" as the romans invade Greece by Epirus and loose a Legion

    "Costa Concordia" sink a transport ship by hitting a rock
    You, dear sir, are EPIC!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RNV View Post
    "Costa Concordia" sink a transport ship by hitting a rock
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    Quote Originally Posted by RNV View Post
    "Costa Concordia" sink a transport ship by hitting a rock
    Oh.. my god.

    +rep

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    I Predict A Riot - Force Athens to rebel

    Kill One Man Your A Murderer - Kill a faction leader in battle
    Kill Millions A Conqueror - Kill a million men
    Kill Them All, A God - Conquer the entire world

    This is Sparta! - Kill a diplomat

    God-Killer - Defeat Julius Caesar, Hannibal or Epirus in battle
    We Came, We Saw, We Ran Away!

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    Default Re: Achievements - Rep for funniest ones

    another one

    "Don't worry,you are in an iron barrel Regulus" kill a roman diplomat as Carthage. (Here in Italy we say "sei in una botte di ferro" you are in an iron barrel to say you are safe, ironically Marcus Attilius Regulus was killed by launching him downhill in a barrel filled with nails)
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    How about:
    -"Not Agrippa, not gaius, not lucius,not marcellus" - See at least 4 heirs being carried to their graves
    -"Marmoream relinquo, quam latericiam accepi." - Construct ALL buildings in the game in one city
    - "Let them hate me as long as they fear me" - Have a popularity rating of 1 percent

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    King Leonidas: Defeat an army 5 times the strength of your own

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    My precious..........
    Its easy to make war with others, its never been easy when we need a peace.



    My holy damn simple tactic; Strike First, Strike HARD and SHOW NO MERCY.

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    YOU, SHALL NOT, PASS!

    Successfully win a bridge battle with you as the defender.

    "Beware the Ides of March..."
    Successfully take over Rome and oust the SPQR.

    Vae Victis!
    Sack Rome

    "Something in the water..."
    One family member has at least 4 children.


    This is Madness!
    Assassinate an envoy.

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    This is madness!: As Sparta Strongly reject a diplomatic offer

    Crass mistake:Capture a Legionary eagly as the Parthians.

    Alexander's Dream: Recreate Alexander's old Empire.

    Roma Invicta: Recreate the Roman empire

    Hunters all their lives: Win a battle using only Horse archers

    Hannibal's Oath: Eliminate Rome as Carthage

    !! : Discover and execute Y number of spies

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