Seriously guys, God is a punk. Let me tell you why.
First of all, I was late to work today, what a piece of crap right? Well it turns out I left my lunch and all my money at home too. So, needless to say I was mad. Then the worst happened. I blew out a tire and had to spend 30 minutes putting the spare on. Why the hell does God hate me.
Okay, this is just crap. I prayed to God to help my Grandmother. She was dying of lung cancer, and I prayed so hard for her full recovery. Why did God let her smoke so much and WHY did he let her die!
We lost the big game today! Our Coach told us to circle up for a quick prayer, he prayed that we all have a good and safe game. I decided, with a few of my mates, to add in a quick "help us win" for good luck. Well, we got creamed. Why do we even pray to God when he doesn't listen?
Ever hear these kinds of arguments before? Well I sure have. Usualy it's an athiest saying them. "If God exists, he sure is an idiot for making things so messed up".
Well, it's a tuff thing to accept, but it's our fault. God isn't going to stand over us and protect us from being late, or getting a flat tire. God isn't going to make us stop smoking, that's our duty. God isn't going to help us win a ballgame. God isn't some trivial genie you should call upon in any moment of worry.
God help me open up this can of peanut butter
It's kind of sad that some people expect God to actualy stop you from killing yourself. We do this crap to ourselves all the time.
Why doesn't god stop the war in the middle east
Simple, because God didn't start the war in the middle east.
How on earth did we get the idea that God was going to babysit us through making our own choices?


















