[TGE I] OOC

[Dave Strider]

so we eat him before he eats poison

in other words we kill him in his prime

[Agamemnon]

Or I run away...

[Dave Strider]

no

[Dan the Man]

We can talk about cannibalism later, it looks like Perry has found our first sentient species.

[Gone 2 the Celts]

And the rest of yall have swollen tongues.

[Dan the Man]

I don't.

[Agamemnon]

Neither do I, and I was the first to eat one.

[Dan the Man]

By the way, good luck communicating with whatever natives you find. There's a reason I chose a philologist as my background.

[Gone 2 the Celts]

Well my guy can't even talk, so... have fun communicating with him

[Xion]

Well, this should be interesting to watch.

[Pericles of Athens]

How did you find me so fast Dan I spent all this time go deep into the forest I don't think you would quickly stumble on me.

[Dan the Man]

The magic of clever RP'ing.

EDIT: Also, I thought you might want some help communicating.

[Agamemnon]

I just want to find the northeast shore so I can build a hut and later a boat.

[Pericles of Athens]

Well played Dan well played.. but I think it's best if people don't just show up where things are happening when it's happening far away from them.

[Dan the Man]

Well played Dan well played.. but I think it's best if people don't just show up where things are happening when it's happening far away from them.

Like I said, I just thought it might help if you had somebody experienced with language on hand. I can leave if you want.

[Pericles of Athens]

Oh no your welcome to stay if you wish to, and as long as you don't attack or run off the little lizard man , I'm just saying for the future it would be best if it takes time to get from place to place(so your not setting up a government one second and fighting a hostile tribe on the other side of the island the next ).

[Dan the Man]

I'm sure it won't work that way. The way I wrote the post was supposed to imply that it took me some time to get to you. I just didn't want to waste time saying "He walked into the forest, then looked around, then walked some more, then looked around, then walked some more" in a bunch of little posts.

[Barry Goldwater]

Yyyeahhh, please avoid teleporting your characters or timeskipping them in the future. Perkins could've run smack into hostile flora or fauna in the process of advancing towards Cortez, for example. That and the critter & Cortez will probably be able to interact plenty with each other in the time it'd realistically take Perkins to get there.

I'll let it slide this one time since this is the first time I'm issuing this warning anyway, but the next time this happens...well, let's just say there really will be a punishment for the teleporting char.

EDIT: The above is rather more fiery than I intended. Sowwy, no hard feelings Dan, I just really dislike teleportation

[Dan the Man]

Right, well, since you didn't post anything in relation to his arrival we can just assume that never happened and that Mr. Perkins is back on the beach. My intent was to try and help Perry out, and I apologize if that was misguided. I'll definitely avoid teleporting in the future.

[Pericles of Athens]

That is... the.... cutest thing ever!

Oh and something related to the game... dame this lizard man for not being a man at all/not liking me.