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    Ooh you are good at this...

    Pfft, loser. When I was a kid, we had to get up for school at 3am, do a full day at school, then a shift down the mine and only then could we play football with another late shift afterwards. In last hour before we got up again, we'd do homework and sleep. And all we'd have to eat was half a mouldy apple and caterpillar if we were lucky - and I still had time to beat you in a duel.
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    I'm going to use google to translate my entry to Chinese and then to Swahili and back to English in order that it will be jumbled enough to give you a chance. I'll do that in my sleep, don't need to wake up to win.

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    I really appreciate that ybbon, you must need all the sleep you can get being so old...

    (a bit to far? If so sorry mate - nothing serious intended. )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shankbot12 View Post
    (a bit to far? If so sorry mate - nothing serious intended. )
    Shanky, you're too kind for this

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    I am also too kind to let ybbon lose.
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    You'll have to get up very early in the morning indeed in order to offend me. But you young whipper-snappers need all that rest anyway. See, as you get older and wiser like me, we need less sleep. This is because we have accumulated lots of useful knowledge and we need all the waking time we can get in order to use it and disseminate it to those who are so desperately in need of some guidance - like you for example. Youngsters like you need more sleep, mainly because you have nothing much going on between your ears anyway that would necessitate thinking too long.

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    You sound like my old employer.

    So, a thought did indeed cross your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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    *eats popcorn*
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    You need to add this to your above post mate:
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

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    I wandered lonely as a cloud... on a rainy day - so not that lonely all things considered.

    There was a content staffer called Shanky,
    He lost a lot, good thing he had a hanky.
    Poor old, sad old Shanky.

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    There was an old duffer call ybbon,
    Who loved a tidy pink ribbon,
    His quill wasn't sharp,
    His words like an out of tune harp,
    So he lost the Challenge and Duel,
    And excreted a number of stools.

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    I hadn't seen ryhmes so cheap since I tried romantic poetry.

    I love these.
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    Paragon loves a cheap rhyme,
    But it seems he can't fine the time,
    Because Shanky has whipped out another*,
    In the time it took to him shudder.


    *poem, for ybbon's sake
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    I walked a lonely road, and upon it I met a lonely man,
    Prithee Sir, I asked him, why are you so lonely today?
    Young Man, he said to me, I have a tale to tell of woe,
    Dismay and despair with equal measure, and dash of misery,
    Why Sir! I exclaimed, what a matter to tell, pray sir, sit,
    Down beside me on this step, I can listen and lighten your mood?

    Young Man, he replied, for though I was not young,
    To a man of such ancient years, I must have appeared so,
    This morning, I was but twenty-one and full of the joys of life.
    Astounded, I could not help but gasp in shock, but Sir,
    You look ninety if a day, what can have aged you so much?

    Young Man, said he, go no farther down this road,
    Round the next corner, thy doom will await, walk with me,
    Turn your back from yonder terror, I beg you young man,
    Brave am I, I can vanquish any such terror, no dragon,
    There is no foul agent of Hell of which will I be a-feared.

    So prithee old sir, what has taken your years,
    and left of youth bereft? Let me vanquish this denizen
    and send it back to the depths it came from!

    Kind sir, I hope you can, for round that corner a man
    with many tales to tell awaits, each worse than the last,
    With words askew, and sentences confused,
    There lives the killer of fair prose and tales of joy,
    Your soul to steal with stories that are dire,

    His name, my friend, is Shankbot, listen not to him!

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    Oh ybbon what a lengthy prose,
    It is as pretty as a pink rose,
    A shame you got it muddled,
    But hey? You're aged and fududled,

    You see, the ending is all askew,
    Like my mothers self-made brew,
    You were meant to name yourself,
    Oh you cheeky little house elf,

    You wrote Shankbot12 by mistake,
    Like a little black and red rattlesnake,
    I'll forgive your error of judgement,
    For the sake of Total War Centre's indulgence,

    But if it ever happens again,
    I'll then have to get my pen,
    So I can put words to paper,
    And truly make you soil you diaper,

    This brings me to the end of my post,
    And I feel an urge to boast,
    For I thwarted your piece of literature,
    If I continue I'll be richer than her.
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    Default Re: Writers' Study Chat and Feedback - Issue your Challenges here!

    You have an unhealthy liking for pink roses.
    It's wrong. Stop it.

    Anyway, don't you need to go get some sleep? Try and come up with some kind of original trash talk if you can.

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    Ybbon got angry with me,
    Because my poem stung like a bee,
    He told me to go to my bed,
    I said "Hold up!" I've gone and lost me ted.

    I like this.

    Are you okay with me putting up a pic as the other mods are rather busy? Or we can wait for them to get on the case?
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    Default Re: Writers' Study Chat and Feedback - Issue your Challenges here!

    We can wait, the longer to trash talk. Not enough trashing going on with these duels of late.

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    Indeed, we are rather good,
    It is shame yours will all be for nud,
    As when I wipe you out,
    Boy, won't I shout!

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    He says that about pink roses because they are his weak point!

    Shankbot throw one at him!
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