Ooh you are good at this...
Pfft, loser. When I was a kid, we had to get up for school at 3am, do a full day at school, then a shift down the mine and only then could we play football with another late shift afterwards. In last hour before we got up again, we'd do homework and sleep. And all we'd have to eat was half a mouldy apple and caterpillar if we were lucky - and I still had time to beat you in a duel.