To tell them there's a dorky wolf straying about? Yeah, should do that.
Next week. But since you already started something, that was a fools question.
Had an ace in your sleeve, just as I did, huh? Evil fella.
Lucky you. I was about to suggest the orphanage. No alcohol allowed there.
Cookiegod and Derc, you clearly haven't read the rules for WS Duels, which I linked to on the last page. You both need to do that before you post anything else here.
Let me also repeat my instruction from the last page, which you have both ignored:In addition to that, let me point out that the rules require that the terms of any WS Duel must be checked - and approved - by WS Staff before the Duel can start.
In this case, I can tell you immediately that your terms will not be approved by WS Staff. WS Duels involve each participant writing a piece designed specially for the duel, and submitting that piece to WS Staff so that it can be posted anonymously and then voted on by TWC members who choose to participate. We will also not agree to any WS Duel where the winner can change the loser's name, avatar, sig, or anything similar to that, because it would be far too easy for a winner to abuse that.
If you wish to compete over who can finish their next AAR most quickly, that's absolutely fine, but it will need to be an unofficial contest. You must not post anything relating to that contest on this thread - please use your own AAR threads. Any further posts on this thread that relate to your AAR-writing contest will be considered off-topic.
Caillagh de Bodemloze
WS Deputy Director
That's exactly what I meant with
Tbh I don't even know what'd be the benefit of doing an "official" duel except getting a stamp in the HoF and maybe some rep.
Whatever, all's well. I think we are set. Rest can be discussed in private.
After a short hiatus we return to the duel between Swaeft and King Athelstan! Now hear my words and listen carefully for I present you with the Official Reading of the Terms of the Duel!
The Duelists, Swaeft and King Athelstan, have agreed that they will each produce a Piece of Writing conforming to the following Description:
It shall contain no more than Two Hundred (200) Words as measured by this Word-Counting Device.
It shall contain the keywords "Ice" and "Potato". (Tenses of verbs may be changed; nouns may be changed from singular to plural or vice versa; capitalisation may be removed; no other changes to these words are permitted.)
It shall be submitted to the Duel Referee (Turkafinwë) before the end of the 9th day of June in this year of 2019, as measured by Coordinated Universal Time +2 (UTC +2).
Once more honoured duelists, sharpen your quills and hasten to your Writing-Desks!
I wish Swaeft the best of luck, he will need it
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman
I wish you both inspiration. If you thirst for some ideas this might help.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Godspeed to both of ye, and by that I don't mean my speed, because that'd be horrible.
I wish you the best of luck, KA...in actually submitting your entry this time
That's some funny alcohol right there CG, maybe we should get Kilo11 to try it and review it
It's submitted
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman