Greatest quote from television.

[Wow, how did I miss this? Anyways, inappropriate quote removed.]

Er.......right.

is that from sum porn?

Originally Posted by n00kie

is that from sum porn?

Nope it's from deadwood

Either the Sealab quote in my sig, or this:
"This is an outrage! They let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV, and she looks like a foot!"
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy.

"I see the light...and it burns!"

airplaine-
ted striker - surely you cant be seirious
the doctor - yes i am, and dont call me shirley

"I saved hundreds of dollars on my car insurance ... by fleeing the scene of the accident!"

Some comedian.

Originally Posted by Justinian

"I saved hundreds of dollars on my car insurance ... by fleeing the scene of the accident!"

Some comedian.

I like that.

Anything said on chapelles show ever gets a nod.

row, row, row your boat, gently down the streem, belts off trousers down isnt life a scream HUH!

black adder goes fourth ftw


that line is the only line that i realy remember from tv so it must mean something to me

"You are the wind that gives my heart license to soar." Sylvestor Stallone to Arnold Schwartzenegger in Family Guy

"They looked at me like I was F@#$enstein. The only thing missing were the torches". Samantha on Sex in the City.

"Cold is God's way of reminding us to burn more Catholics" Blackadder II. Most Militant Protestant Aunt to Edmund.

From Battlestar Galactica

Col. Saul Tigh: Where's your mommy?
Boxey: Dead. Where's yours?

Don't post any inappropriate quotes please.

Thank you.

Nurse: I wonder how such an irresponsible degenerate like you could have reached such an important position in the Army Medical Corps

Chaplan: He was drafted.

from Family Guy

"uh....my name....uh....uh....*see pea* uh....pe- *sees women crying* tear...uh...uh...*griffin flys by Griffin! Peter Griffin! ah crap

*funnier when you see it on tv

Originally Posted by Slimshoom

from Family Guy

"uh....my name....uh....uh....*see pea* uh....pe- *sees women crying* tear...uh...uh...*griffin flys by Griffin! Peter Griffin! ah crap

*funnier when you see it on tv

And a follow up.

"Giggity. Giggity. Giggity. Lets have sex!"

Gotta love the raging perverts.

"La grill?! What the hell is that?!" -Homer Simpson

Best quote ever.

Originally Posted by Kanye West

George Bush doesn't care about black people