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    Default Did I just hear a guy fart?

    okay, playing custom battle and reading the unit descripiton for numdian calvary, im as close to the unit as the camera allows when I suddenly hear a farting noise and what sounded like someone shyly saying, "excuse me" Is this for real? or am I going insane
    I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a . Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow

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    Default Re: Did I just hear a guy fart?

    Dude that never hapened to me ,maybe you are halucinating .

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    That is awesome. I now wish to test this...

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    Never heard of that mate. Are you sure it wasn't someone standing behind you?
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    Default Re: Did I just hear a guy fart?

    Units say something like kushgoug,but that i think is spiting .

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    Default Re: Did I just hear a guy fart?

    This actually happened to me! After deploying my units, and waiting for the enemy to advance, and I hear a fart noise, followed by an "excuse meh". I just started laughing pretty hard, and I didn't even notice the enemy army about to surround me

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    That is funnier than the leaders in MTW 2 exhorting troops by calling the enemy leader an ass weasel.

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    Default Re: Did I just hear a guy fart?

    Which unit is this? I want to see this for myself
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