[HS] The Pretender War

[Pinkie Pie]

In all seriousnous you really need to get your recruitment scheme sorted out.

[xXAmonXx]

False King Joffrey? Eddard Stark supposedly the Protector of the Realm until Joff comes of age?
What mad sorcery is this, if you say the Lannisters killed off all remaining Stark men in King's Landing, then how did you come by any information? This is perplexing, I'll have the maesters in old town look into this witchcraft. The seven have mercy on your soul. Speaking of gods, how can everyone just abandon the gods of their father's? How can anyone call themselves just and honorable if they are following a red priestess who performs blood magic? Such disgusting practices do not belong on the shores of the seven kingdoms.

Bah these false kings with false claims. Until I have undeniable proof that Robert was not Joffrey's father, the Reach will defend the Iron Throne.

OOC King Robert Baratheon is dead, betrayed by his trusted friend and Hand Eddard Stark. That is the only information that has come out of King's Landing. (Let's keep it canon)

[xXAmonXx]

[Lord AcidRocker]

King Stannis has promised to allow Freedom of Religion in the Seven Kingdoms. No peasant or lord alike is mandated to bow to the Red God. I will keep my Seven, for I serve in the name of justice and all that is true. Fathers have perished in King's Landing, my cousin Arya has gone missing, and you hold Sansa Stark as a prisoner in the False King's Red Keep.

I'm afraid you have not done your research, Lord Pufferfish. King Stannis lent me a certain book of lineages and has informed me of his last days beside my late father. You mind is clouded by fat from all the cakes and Arbor wine you consume. Open your eyes and run some laps!

[Lord AcidRocker]

The loyal Prince Doran up!

[Peteriscoolz]

Loyal to the true king, aye.

[The Forgotten]

Was it freedom of religion when Stannis burned the Holy Seven on Dragonstone? What about the men that where killed defending it?

[Trot]

Was it freedom of religion when Stannis burned the Holy Seven on Dragonstone? What about the men that where killed defending it?

What blasphemy is this I stoped the burning of the sept and I certainly do not kill over religion my master of ships Davos Seaworth is a loyal servant of the seven.
Robert was the first to declare for my cause. he is to marry my daughter so I will raise him with some boys his own age lord seaworth has some and teach him to lead

[The Forgotten]

What blasphemy is this I stoped the burning of the sept and I certainly do not kill over religion my master of ships Davos Seaworth is a loyal servant of the seven.
Robert was the first to declare for my cause. he is to marry my daughter so I will raise him with some boys his own age lord seaworth has some and teach him to lead

What about Hubard Rambton who with his sons tried to stop the blasphemy while your red witch burned the sept. As I recall he was killed and his sons imprisoned.

Give me maybe 30 min and I can take my turn.

[Dux]

Wait what? Robert Arryn is hand of the King, that sickly child? Surely this is a joke?
No disrespect but that position should go to someone far more.... older.

Like one of the Royces, my uncle Bryden or even Robb.

[Peteriscoolz]

Robert Arryn a sickly child as hand of the king. Shireen Baratheon, a revolting child with greyscale as a princess. Are these the people you want to rule the realm? Truely?

[OberynMartell]

The maester of Sunspear sends ravens to every Dornish castle, calling my bannermen to war.
Lannister up!

[Lord AcidRocker]

King Stannis' decision is final; Lord Robert Arryn has a council of his own in the Vale.

We may not be the most comely of a court, but we don't harm our peasants or turn a blind eye to injustices. Joffrey Baratheon is only twelve (12 right?) you fools, yet you decide to follow a poor sorry king that can't defend himself from a girl four years younger.

[OberynMartell]

And all Dorne asks for support is a bond in marriage between Arianne Martell and Harold Hardyng, if Shireen is to marry lord Robert.

[Lord AcidRocker]

My heir, the gallant Harrold Hardyng awaits the arrival of the lovely Arriane Martell. The sun and the falcon will blind its enemies with swift strikes

[The Forgotten]

Tyrell Up!

[Dux]

So, nobody is supporting Renly?

[Lord AcidRocker]

Dp

[Lord AcidRocker]

Seems like it

[Mithridate]

Putting the little sweetrobin at your side as hand is an most unwise move King stannis...
I hope he proves worthy of the honor bestowed upon his sickly form