One Sentence Story #2

A while back we did quite a story.

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=38482

Lots of laughs. So lets do one again. Except there are two rules;

1. Your output should not be less then a sentence long, and not longer then four sentences. If you fail to follow this simple rule, your post will be ignore.

2. The world cannot be blown-up.

Let me start;

Osama Bin Laden gazed upon the White House. The bomb he was carrying was starting to make his back ache, and so he push the button to detonate it, and Osama's poor weary eyes finally saw...

A cat stuck in a tree. Being the macho man he was, he decided to throw awesaome tacos at it until the cat fell down.

By that time of course, George Bush had grabbed his MP-5 and charged out to meet him in battle...

...leaping into a shopping trolly "Big dubby" as he likes to be called, summoned his trusty sidekick MR "i ain't gettin on no plane fool" T, sounding his mighty trumpet they set off after Osama who was by now on his toes.

Meanwhile Osama Bin laden saw that Dubya and MR.T were comeing for him, so he scream's with all his might and lo Here come's running to his aid Mrnoterroristhateix the gaul'ish warrior from the past

"I pity the fool who come from the past, just to get a blast," proclaimed Mr. T, leering at the Gallic warrior and making an obscene gesture with one finger at his crotch. The President sighed wearily - when would the madness end? Mr. T to the left of him, Osama Bin Laden to the right - cats falling out of trees and tacos spattered all over the White House lawn. He decided he had no choice but to...

declare war on the cheese-eating surrender monkeys and.....

tried to ecape back into the Whitehouse to retrieve the football which controlled the American Nuclear Arsenal. Unfortunately Dick Cheney had picked it up during Dubya's absence and...

...smuggled it out of the country where he sold it to the Chinese in exchange for the money he needed to feed his Diet Coke addiction. Little did he realise that the Chinese had in turn provided the secrets they found to Osama himself - which meant that their peril was far greater than they had yet realised...for the bomb in Osama's backpack was nothing less than...

the Megadeath Fruitcake of Pain , which when exploded would unleash such horror's that the world has never seen and would never survive its detonation...

A Muppet inducing chemical agent, fiendishly invented by the russians during the cold war it will cause victims to breakout in incessantly happy song and dance routines. Meanwhile in the batcave alfred was polishing batmans weapon...."hmm thats good alfie make sure you get it really clean", when the batphone began to ring.......

..and it never stopped ringing, because Alfred was deaf as an earless elephant, and batman was taking the garbage outside. As Batman threw the bag of whitish paper towels and empty canisters of handcream, a penguin leaped out from behind a tree with a katana and yelled:

"I Caramba i forgot my Underwear" but that was all the time our doogooder need to leap into action, batman threw the Garbage bag at the penguin's face and did a triple summersault landing right behind the Penguin's head and snaping his neck at the same time.Batman thought that was the end of it and was idlely hanging about the dead penguin trying to figure out which bag was to go to the bin labeled Recycle ,and which bag to go into the normal one, at that very Instant

A huuuuuuuge gigantic Polar Bear with a tatoo on its side advertising for McDonalds appeared from under the ground. It growled a bit, then proceeded to start chasing everyone. As a result

the local vets were called out to deal with it. The vets lined up in ranks on either side of the great bear, and were then going to simultaneously pull the triggers on their M87 "Nighty Night" tranquiliser guns, when...

the polar beat transmorgified into a beautiful buxom ladie who kile dall the vets with a single glance of her long lashed eyes.

Meanwhile Osama had escaped to spain and set himself up as the new man from Del Monte as sqeezing oranges had always been a fantasy of his, in Florida a new consortium of Orange squeezers had become worried by Osamas new position, so jumping on a nearby bananna boat they set off for spain but a storm blew them off course and they ended up in...

a fat womans pants, then from amongst the spam came one, his name was Belisarius and he looked at the spam, the thought to end it was at hand but as he pressed the close thread button ....


:wink:

He realized that he actually liked spam. As Belisarius contemplated this final revelation, Osama Bin Laden decided to take a nap in sunny Barcelona. It was then were Mahatma Gandhi came upon him in his dream, and told him;

"Get the **** away from Barcelona you muslim hypocrite transsexual mother****ing terrorrist, they got their own terrorrists there, they're called the IRA (Iberian Rebel Assossiation) and the ETA (Elvis' True Avengers)". Suddenly Osama Bin Laden awoke to the noise of a loud bang. It was..