The Non-Offensive Yo Mamma Jokes Thread!

[mishkin]

Yo momma so stupid... hey, I´m your momma!!!!!

[the new username]

o.O

Yo momma's so awesome...hey, i'm your momma !!!!

[mishkin]

has no merit to say that you are awesome
although it is true.
edit. sometimes

[the new username]

I was just kidding, nen

[Ferdiad]

Would Monty Python like stuff be accepted? Like Your mother smelled of Elderberries for example.

[the new username]

Yes >:]

[OceanPhoenix]

Yo mamma so beautiful, she should step into the light a little more, maybe be a little less shy and more outspoken, because people like to hear her voice; it's as soft as that of an angel.

How's that for 'not offensive'?

[the new username]

wtf dude!?!?

moar hardcore!

see the whole thread.

[Hesus de bodemloze]

Yo mama probably teached you to be more civilised and less offensive so yo moderator closes this thread because it is offensive.

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