6th International Day of SLAYER

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  1. Hrothgar Óhreinsaður's Avatar

    Hrothgar Óhreinsaður said:

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    Have a Slatanic National Day of SLAYER!!! Hell Awaits!
    International Day of Slayer

    News:

    • International Day of Slayer 2012 is here! To celebrate this year's madness, appreciate this classic Slayer interview from 1985. Before the internet took over, before Slayer were huge, and when extreme metal was barely even started, Slayer were the maniacs we've come to know and love. Check it out, and don't forget to celebrate the day with lots of loud Slayer.
    • According to Metal Hammer, Slayer may release a new album this summer. An encouraging sign is that they plan to have the album written, practiced and ready by the time they enter the studio. "I don't think we'll spend long in the studio this time either. We're gonna do it old school style and get things done fast," said Tom Araya.

    On June 6th, Hessians worldwide come together to do something upon which we can all agree - listening to Slayer! Finally, one of the most dismissed cultural groups in the world has a holiday to call its own. Join us in our cause to stand unified in our celebration of metal music and let us prove to the rest of society that we too have a voice.

    How to Celebrate

    • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
    • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
    • Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
    • Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
    • DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.


    Taking that participation to a problematic level

    • Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
    • Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
    • Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
    • Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
    • Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.
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    Oh God why
    Proudly under the patronage of The Holy Pilgrim, the holiest of pilgrims.

     
  3. frozenprince's Avatar

    frozenprince said:

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    Why not is a better question.


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    Pinkerton said:

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    Not Bad
     
  5. Psychonaut's Avatar

    Psychonaut said:

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    SLAYER!



    Hail Satan grrrr!!!!
     
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    saxdude said:

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    Slayehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    Metal muthaers.
     
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    Ferdiad said:

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    Seen better.
     
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    Dave Strider said:

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    YES.
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.
     
  9. The Despondent Mind's Avatar

    The Despondent Mind said:

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    I listened Slayer before it was cool .
     
  10. Eneru112's Avatar

    Eneru112 said:

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    What is this blasphemy
     
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    Necromancer said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eneru112 View Post
    What is this blasphemy
     
  12. Harvester of Sorrow's Avatar

    Harvester of Sorrow said:

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    When did this happen? They're not even that good.
     
  13. Kanaric's Avatar

    Kanaric said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by General Bill View Post
    When did this happen? They're not even that good.
    Bronies say things like this.

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  14. Psychonaut's Avatar

    Psychonaut said:

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    You're not even that good

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    Eneru112 said:

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    Nightwish is the best metal band of all time.
     
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    SoulBlade said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eneru112 View Post
    Nightwish is the best metal band of all time.
    Are you serious? lol
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    False. Falsche. Nicht richtig. Die besten Heavy Metall Rockgruppen sind Slayer, Iron Maiden und Black Sabbath.

    Lernen sie deine Metall!
     
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    The Despondent Mind said:

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    Oh dear God do we really need ANOTHER slayer album , they should stick with live touring .
     
  19. Hrothgar Óhreinsaður's Avatar

    Hrothgar Óhreinsaður said:

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    We do not need another SLAYER album: all good things must come to an end.
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    Eneru112 said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hrothgar Óhreinsaður View Post
    SLAYER
    Quote Originally Posted by Hrothgar Óhreinsaður View Post
    good
    Pick one.