[HS] War Of Five Kings II

[Lord Valerius]

Le Roi est mort, vive le Roi!

[Pinkie Pie]

Indeed, Edric Storm can not be changed into a trueborn son by a mere lord.

[Pinkerton]

Did my brother ask for permision to rebell?,
Did Edmyn Tully, ask permision to Harren the Black to rebell?,
Did the Faith ask permision to Maegor the Cruel to rebell?,

Hard times require hard decisions,
Few Lords are truly Lords now, and even fewer knights are truly knights,
My brother's natural son is one of the few worthy men I have found In my life,
And I believe that he should not be treated like an inferior, like a social paria,
He is a man, a noble man, Lord Joffrey, a much nobler man than you
I understand your complain Lord Stark, but don't you have a bastard brother?, don't you think that he deserves even more than some noble men?
Bastards have always been looked down, but is their fault to be bastards?

[Pinkie Pie]

Did my brother ask for permision to rebell?,
Did Edmyn Tully, ask permision to Harren the Black to rebell?,
Did the Faith ask permision to Maegor the Cruel to rebell?,

Hard times require hard decisions,
Few Lords are truly Lords now, and even fewer knights are truly knights,
My brother's natural son is one of the few worthy men I have found In my life,
And I believe that he should not be treated like an inferior, like a social paria,
He is a man, a noble man, Lord Joffrey, a much nobler man than you
I understand your complain Lord Stark, but don't you have a bastard brother?, don't you think that he deserves even more than some noble men?
Bastards have always been looked down, but is their fault to be bastards?

I also have not had my brother turned into a true born son for that is a ruling that only a king can make. You are not a king.

[Hopelessly Hopeless]

Hard times require hard decisions,
Few Lords are truly Lords now, and even fewer knights are truly knights,
My brother's natural son is one of the few worthy men I have found In my life,
And I believe that he should not be treated like an inferior, like a social paria,
He is a man, a noble man, Lord Joffrey, a much nobler man than you

You are rebel scum, Lord Renly, fool yourself not with delusions of greatness.

Your bastard nephew might be a worthy man, and for that he must be applauded. That does not make you able to remove the taint of bastardy.

Plus... King Joffrey please



Lord Stannis, I'll have your head, and fries and Arbor Wine to match

Wolf Boy... Just... no.

Lords Arryn and Greyjoy, you must renew your oaths or be seen as rebels. The Crown is generous to its friends.

Lord Tyrell, where do you stand?

[Mithridate]

I piss on rights of birth, true men earn their rights in life.
In whatever form that may be, for we all bleed red.

Peasants, warriors and nobles alike.

-Balon Greyjoy Uikikr

[ljomx]

I'm gonna be gone and not be able to play for possibly 2+ weeks so might want to find a replacement.


As my first and possibly last message as stannis I say this:

Have all the lords of Westeros fallen so far from civility that they would not support my rightful claim to the Iron Throne as Robert's heir and instead back these pretenders. Eddard Stark was a friend to you all and no one doubts his integrity. He supported my claim and died for it. If you wish to honor Lord Stark and punish those that killed him then do what he intended on doing and join me.

King Stannis

[xXAmonXx]

Robert Baratheon's true heir already sits the throne. This rebellion is mindless.

[Pinkie Pie]

I'm gonna be gone and not be able to play for possibly 2+ weeks so might want to find a replacement.


As my first and possibly last message as stannis I say this:

Have all the lords of Westeros fallen so far from civility that they would not support my rightful claim to the Iron Throne as Robert's heir and instead back these pretenders. Eddard Stark was a friend to you all and no one doubts his integrity. He supported my claim and died for it. If you wish to honor Lord Stark and punish those that killed him then do what he intended on doing and join me.

King Stannis

We have not had a true king for many decades on Joffrey is no exception. Join us in the creation of a new council Lord Stannis and put aside to your delusions of a right to the throne.

[ljomx]

We have not had a true king for many decades on Joffrey is no exception. Join us in the creation of a new council Lord Stannis and put aside to your delusions of a right to the throne.

Eddard Stark was perhaps a noble man as me and if he were still alive he would have definitely done his duty by supporting his rightful king. I do not believe that he raised his eldest son to be any other way but dutiful and honorable. Focus on the present, aid me in liberating Kings Landing along with revenge for your father and then we shall discuss the future.

[Pinkie Pie]

Have the tullys joined King Joffrey?

[Hopelessly Hopeless]

The Riverlords are demanded to stand down.

Mayhaps the cold weather of your miserly homeland has confused you? The Riverlords broke the King's Peace, and threatened the Westerlands.

Wolf Boy... Just... no.

Wolf Boy, you are oficially a rebel (Before, you just bored me). Join the Renly club. Anyone who brings me his furry head so as to liven up my chambers shall receive 10,000 dragons, and a Myrish crossbow (bolts come separately). His Lords Bannermen are rebels as well, and shall be treated as such.

Same reward goes for anyone who kills Renly Baratheon, rebel, peach-eater, and sexy Tyrell-lover.

[Pinkie Pie]

Anyone who brings me joffreys head will be executed for I want to behead the little prick myself

[Hopelessly Hopeless]

My Dog awaits. And we know what dogs do with wolves.

If you do not, ask Sansa.

[Pinkie Pie]

We will make it fair, a night fight between your dog and my wolf, I will bring the fire

[Mithridate]

This hotseat have the potential to be VERY interesting

In other news:

Thy will drown!
-Balon Greyjoy Uikikr

[Lord Valerius]

Stark up!

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[Pinkie Pie]

Ahhh, the sweet smell of money

[Pinkie Pie]

Lord Stannis, Stark forces are busy defending the Riverlands and will not be able to assault the capital anytime soon.
While I accept that under the condition of Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella being bastards you would indeed be Robert Baratheon's true heir you have yet to provide any real evidence.

[ljomx]

The proof is in the letter your father wrote me. Do you not trust his word? I will show you if we ever get to meet.

Also....

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Evidence enough?