House Tyrell, you are still loyal to the Iron Throne, no?
House Tyrell, you are still loyal to the Iron Throne, no?
In the name of Joffrey Baratheon, the First of His Name, I, Cersei Baratheon, Queen Regent, order all the great houses of Westeros to acknowledge the new king.
Each house must send one of its members to King's Landing, to swear fealty and be welcome in the King's Peace. The times are dark, with the Riverlords daring to break peace and mass armed forces in Riverrun. The Tyrells and the Stormlords in particular should make haste in renewing their oaths.
Lancel of House Lannister has sworn allegiance already for his House.
The Riverlords are demanded to stand down.
Eight months and an hour from this day*, all Lords Paramount must have renewed their oaths. Else, they are to be seen as rebels, and treated accordingly.
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The King has also expressed his desire for crossbows, preferably Myrish... And cookies. Preferably fresh.
*8 Turns
"For myself, I would see the White Tree in flower again in the courts of the kings, and the Silver Crown return, and Minas Tirith in peace: Minas Anor again as of old, full of light, high and fair, beautiful as a queen among other queens; not as a mistress of many slaves, nay, not even a kind mistress of willing slaves. War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Númenor, and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty, and her present wisdom. Not feared, save as men may fear the dignity of a man, old and wise."
I, Lord Doran Martell, will send King Joffrey these presents to show my love to the king. Perhaps some Dornish girls and wine as well?The King has also expressed his desire for crossbows, preferably Myrish... And cookies. Preferably fresh.
*8 Turns
House Tyrell will always serve the true King.
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House Stark refuses to swear fealty to any king who would allow their lords to ravage the Riverlands.
"I, Pinkie Pie, declare that these treats are fit for a king, or a queen, or a princess!"
"Me? Ruin? I'm not the ruiner, I'm the ruinee! Or is it ruinness? Ruinette?"
"She's ahead of the litter all right. The pick of the litter. The cat's pajamas. Oh wait. Why would Applejack take some poor kitty's pj's? That's not very sporting of her."
"More balloons! No, that's too many balloons. More candy! No, less candy. Ooh! I know! Streamers!"
"Oh my gosh. Hold on to your hooves – I am just about to be brilliant!"
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Lord Doran,
That is... good to hear.
Lord Mace,
Exactly. You serve Joffrey Baratheon. I command you send both a diplomat and one of your sons to King's Landing.
Lord Stark,
Mayhaps the cold weather of your miserly homeland has confused you? The Riverlords broke the King's Peace, and threatened the Westerlands.
Lord Balon,
Send an emmisary to King's Landing, as well as one of your brothers or sons to swear fealty to my son. Surely we can... contribute to the well-being of the Iron Islands with the Crown's ample resources.
Cersei Baratheon, Queen Regent and Lady Protector of the Realm
"For myself, I would see the White Tree in flower again in the courts of the kings, and the Silver Crown return, and Minas Tirith in peace: Minas Anor again as of old, full of light, high and fair, beautiful as a queen among other queens; not as a mistress of many slaves, nay, not even a kind mistress of willing slaves. War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Númenor, and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty, and her present wisdom. Not feared, save as men may fear the dignity of a man, old and wise."
Queen Cersei.
perhaps the heat of the south confuses you, it was your father who started this war with his raids into the Riverlands and his attack upon the defending armies near Golden Tooth and again at Riverrun.
Signed in the sight of gods and men:
Lord Robb of house Stark, Lord of Winterfell, Lord Paramount of the North, Guardian of the Riverlands.
"I, Pinkie Pie, declare that these treats are fit for a king, or a queen, or a princess!"
"Me? Ruin? I'm not the ruiner, I'm the ruinee! Or is it ruinness? Ruinette?"
"She's ahead of the litter all right. The pick of the litter. The cat's pajamas. Oh wait. Why would Applejack take some poor kitty's pj's? That's not very sporting of her."
"More balloons! No, that's too many balloons. More candy! No, less candy. Ooh! I know! Streamers!"
"Oh my gosh. Hold on to your hooves – I am just about to be brilliant!"
Queen Regent Cersei,
I'll tell my sons to heed your wishes.
Robb Stark wonders what happened to the Tyrells and their famed honour. The Lannisters raid the Riverlands unjustly and rather than stand up against them the Tyrells beg at the table like a whipped dog.
"I, Pinkie Pie, declare that these treats are fit for a king, or a queen, or a princess!"
"Me? Ruin? I'm not the ruiner, I'm the ruinee! Or is it ruinness? Ruinette?"
"She's ahead of the litter all right. The pick of the litter. The cat's pajamas. Oh wait. Why would Applejack take some poor kitty's pj's? That's not very sporting of her."
"More balloons! No, that's too many balloons. More candy! No, less candy. Ooh! I know! Streamers!"
"Oh my gosh. Hold on to your hooves – I am just about to be brilliant!"
It is pecuilar indeed
The reavers are watching... and waiting....
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Lords of Westeros,
This day, Me, Renly The First of His Name, of house Baratheon, claim the title of emergency Dictator, As the Realm has entered a stage of chaos and destruction
The Riverlands are being savagely destroyed by Lannister thughs, And the Kingdom is falling apart,
Hard Times need Hard Measures, As Temporary Dictator I'll do everything that is in my hand to bring order and justice to our lands,
But after order is restored a Kingsmoot will be held in King's Landing, and the most powerful Lords will choose our leader
I'm only a primus inter pares, As I hold the only interest of wellfare to the Kingdom
Joffrey is a puppet, he is a tyrannical and merciless pawn of his mother and grandfather; Lord Tywin thinks that he can claim the crown, as he has aspired to his hole life, through this little despot, But we, the lords of Westeros must act, and we must stop them!
We must fight for freedom!, We must fight for what it is just, We must fight for the realm, my dear comrades
Renly Baratheon, Lord of Storm's End, Warden of the Stormlands and Emergency Dictator
Arrogant Lord Renly... you conspire to bring down the legitimate King, your own nephew! My beloved Robert's corpse is not even cold and you move against his legacy.
My lords, do not listen to this... dictator? What is that, exactly? An arrogant boy he is, and naught more. He will piss on your oaths and alliances, as he did on his own.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
My father serves the realm, he is not self-serving as this Baratheon strippling boy.
And the wolf boy presumes himself witty... so be it. He shall rot in the North, and I have 'accomodations' for him, if he dares come South. His father's own cell, for a start.
House Lannister cannot be made responsible for the condemnable acts of brigandry that recently traspired in the Riverlands. Neither can the Crown. But the Riverlords massed their forces, in an obvious attempt to attack the Westerlands, deluded in taking 'vengeace'. My father protects his people, naught more.
EDIT: And the King is yelling that he wants your head, Lord Renly. Tremble in terror!
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"For myself, I would see the White Tree in flower again in the courts of the kings, and the Silver Crown return, and Minas Tirith in peace: Minas Anor again as of old, full of light, high and fair, beautiful as a queen among other queens; not as a mistress of many slaves, nay, not even a kind mistress of willing slaves. War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Númenor, and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty, and her present wisdom. Not feared, save as men may fear the dignity of a man, old and wise."
"For myself, I would see the White Tree in flower again in the courts of the kings, and the Silver Crown return, and Minas Tirith in peace: Minas Anor again as of old, full of light, high and fair, beautiful as a queen among other queens; not as a mistress of many slaves, nay, not even a kind mistress of willing slaves. War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Númenor, and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty, and her present wisdom. Not feared, save as men may fear the dignity of a man, old and wise."
he can call me god for all I care as long as he surrenders![]()
Last edited by Pinkie Pie; June 11, 2012 at 03:32 PM.
"I, Pinkie Pie, declare that these treats are fit for a king, or a queen, or a princess!"
"Me? Ruin? I'm not the ruiner, I'm the ruinee! Or is it ruinness? Ruinette?"
"She's ahead of the litter all right. The pick of the litter. The cat's pajamas. Oh wait. Why would Applejack take some poor kitty's pj's? That's not very sporting of her."
"More balloons! No, that's too many balloons. More candy! No, less candy. Ooh! I know! Streamers!"
"Oh my gosh. Hold on to your hooves – I am just about to be brilliant!"
Lord Robert does not enjoy these wartimes, and fear winter will be upon us soon
Last edited by Makrell; November 14, 2012 at 02:10 PM.
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"I, Pinkie Pie, declare that these treats are fit for a king, or a queen, or a princess!"
"Me? Ruin? I'm not the ruiner, I'm the ruinee! Or is it ruinness? Ruinette?"
"She's ahead of the litter all right. The pick of the litter. The cat's pajamas. Oh wait. Why would Applejack take some poor kitty's pj's? That's not very sporting of her."
"More balloons! No, that's too many balloons. More candy! No, less candy. Ooh! I know! Streamers!"
"Oh my gosh. Hold on to your hooves – I am just about to be brilliant!"
I did not get a PM telling me that I was up, despite having been in contact with Makrell over other issues -.-'
The iron Isles have united under Balon Greyjoy and are now known as Uikikir, more precisely Balons Uikikr.
We now collect Danagald from westeros, woe to those who stand against us!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
The men of the drowned god are on the move, the kraken is rising
Last edited by Mithridate; November 11, 2012 at 07:50 PM.
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