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    Default Zombies in the USA

    Some black guy in Florida ate a hobo's face off and then was shot dead by cops. What do you know/think about these supposed drug induced zombie like attacks that have happened in the States recently? WTF right?

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    I think that was gross and that this thread isn't going to last long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by s.rwitt View Post
    I think that was gross and that this thread isn't going to last long.
    You've never lived until you got high and chewed some dude's face off.

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    From what I heard, the guy was blitzed on either PCP or bath salts (a legal alternative to cocaine which contains MDPV, which is, ironically, much more potent than its illegal counterpart) and it took 6 shots to take him down.

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    you americans have guns; you know what to do,

    also, zombie apocalypse has finally started, albeit with the help of a little PCP

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    Why is everyone so sure the face-eating wasn't consensual?

    This was San Fran after all.

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    Zombies usually don't vote, so they are under represented in the legislatures.
    Eats, shoots, and leaves.

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    All these jokes about zombies are born of ignorance and hatred. You people should feel ashamed of yourselves for all this blatant zombie racism, zomism. I think we need a Civil Rights Movement to affirm the rights and demand equality for our undead brethren.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kayle View Post
    All these jokes about zombies are born of ignorance and hatred. You people should feel ashamed of yourselves for all this blatant zombie racism, zomism. I think we need a Civil Rights Movement to affirm the rights and demand equality for our undead brethren.
    Some of my best friends are zombies!

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    This is clearly the hallowed start of the Mayan 2012 Zombie apocalypse ...


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    Default Re: Zombies in the USA

    Closed, not political. There is a discussion going on in the TD should you wish to comment, here.
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