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    Are this kind of robotic studies the sign that Humanoids, include robot prostitute by 2050, are on their way, waste of academic resources or the proof that Japan is nuts ?

    Is Japan going to be the first nation to legalize Human-Robot marriages ? the trend is indeed weird
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    Don't you know in Japan it is possible to marry anime characters?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hellheaven1987 View Post
    Don't you know in Japan it is possible to marry anime characters?
    I might as well propose FNC as fast I can then
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    Quote Originally Posted by hellheaven1987 View Post
    Don't you know in Japan it is possible to marry anime characters?
    A guy in Korea married a dakimakura body pillow.

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    They even go out on dates.


    But wait... We needed proof Japan was nuts? I thought that was a given.
    The thing is, even if people are developing robots for *ahem* less than appropriate reasons it still does push the technology forward which is good. Besides, who hasn't ever thought "Man, I could really use a robotic butt right now."
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    Robo mouths, robo butts, I think I can see where they are going with this.

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    Robo mouths, robo butts, I think I can see where they are going with this.
    Robo-digestive track?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sphere View Post
    Robo-digestive track?
    Right, there's that too, I think I saw it on the Daily Show. But it fits the pattern, yes I definitely see where this is going.

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    Is this any surprise? I mean how long have blow up dolls been around and 'Realdoll' has been around for at least a decade, which you can customize to your liking. As far as artificial privates go they're already on the market, just not quite as advanced yet.

    Not shocked, maybe it will improve the lives of those who can't get a prostitute or fall in love with inanimate objects like cars and walls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Armatus View Post
    Is this any surprise? I mean how long have blow up dolls been around and 'Realdoll' has been around for at least a decade, which you can customize to your liking. As far as artificial privates go they're already on the market, just not quite as advanced yet.

    Not shocked, maybe it will improve the lives of those who can't get a prostitute or fall in love with inanimate objects like cars and walls.
    This isn't actually a private though as it is only the cheeks so I don't know if there were any actual sexual intentions. The more I think about it the less weird it seems, given what they are saying they're testing it does seem an appropriate part of the body to do so.

    I mean I think a butt probably reacts to touch more drastically than the rest of a body. I still love it though, what a world we live in. We now have a robotic butt, this is great.
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    It must have been a coincidence, I was watching comedy central not long after this and a comic (can't recall his name) began to discuss how he had purchased a butt from the sex shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menelik View Post
    Is Japan going to be the first nation to legalize Human-Robot marriages ?
    Robots are going to be property, so I don't see why people shouldn't be allowed to pretend that they're married. Legally sharing property with property might not work out though.
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    It must have been a coincidence, I was watching comedy central not long after this and a comic (can't recall his name) began to discuss how he had purchased a butt from the sex shop.
    I think that the comedian you have in mind is Jim Jeffries. Funny guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.Philp View Post

    I think that the comedian you have in mind is Jim Jeffries. Funny guy.
    Nope it was the tall skinny dude with receding red hair, his whole act was creepy, started off complaining about the airlines then capturing 7 grandmothers to make them bake cookies to the sex butt he got caught doing when his girl friend walked in.

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    so good to see the Japanese have their priorities right, when it comes to R&D

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    All joking aside, Japan is in a crisis precisely due to this overall mentality. I have a few friends that left to teach English and stayed, and they have told me of serious issues with the whole 'cute' thing being adopted by young men that are now so highly 'feminized' that they are not even interested in sex anymore. Or when they are, they just watch anime porn, or whatever, because despite the whole cute culture thing where it is almost an obligation to appear cute, Japanese girls will never out-cute anime characters.

    So Japanese women are in really bad shape emotionally and mentally in a society that always valued a proper marriage and family. It is somewhat common that unmarried Japanese women in their late 20's are referred to as failures by their families, even when successful in business. Now they have companionship clubs where they can pay male escorts to pay attention to them and pour them drinks.

    The young men have 'maid clubs' where young Japanese girls dress like French maids and call them master, and they buy large pillows with their favorite maids likeness - and now women have clubs where they can go and pay a guy to seem interested in their post work conversation.

    So if life wasn't competitive or weird enough in Japan - it just keeps getting weirder. Fortunately, if my marriage doesn't work I know where I will be going. I'm all about Japanese women. Actual, Japanese women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarnabyJones View Post
    Now they have companionship clubs where they can pay male escorts to pay attention to them and pour them drinks....
    - and now women have clubs where they can go and pay a guy to seem interested in their post work conversation.
    That's it, I'm packing! Hahahaha... finally I can use my sexy, latino charm on a foreign land filled with opportunities! Plus, that sounds like a lot of sex opportunities!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Baal View Post
    That's it, I'm packing! Hahahaha... finally I can use my sexy, latino charm on a foreign land filled with opportunities! Plus, that sounds like a lot of sex opportunities!


    Edit: I was just joking... now please darling put the frying pan dowasdgklñ asgahw. dfhdg xzzzzz
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarnabyJones View Post
    All joking aside, Japan is in a crisis precisely due to this overall mentality. I have a few friends that left to teach English and stayed, and they have told me of serious issues with the whole 'cute' thing being adopted by young men that are now so highly 'feminized' that they are not even interested in sex anymore. Or when they are, they just watch anime porn, or whatever, because despite the whole cute culture thing where it is almost an obligation to appear cute, Japanese girls will never out-cute anime characters.

    So Japanese women are in really bad shape emotionally and mentally in a society that always valued a proper marriage and family. It is somewhat common that unmarried Japanese women in their late 20's are referred to as failures by their families, even when successful in business. Now they have companionship clubs where they can pay male escorts to pay attention to them and pour them drinks.

    The young men have 'maid clubs' where young Japanese girls dress like French maids and call them master, and they buy large pillows with their favorite maids likeness - and now women have clubs where they can go and pay a guy to seem interested in their post work conversation.

    So if life wasn't competitive or weird enough in Japan - it just keeps getting weirder. Fortunately, if my marriage doesn't work I know where I will be going. I'm all about Japanese women. Actual, Japanese women.
    Interesting.

    I must say though that I find the whole trend of robotics replacing real human interaction and emotion somewhat worrisome. If we continue to replace or complete our lives this way, the entirely logical follow-up question will be "but where will it all lead?". If humans turn to perfect "simulations" of emotion rather than their less perfect but natural counterparts, will we see robot adoptions, lives spent in dream capsules and even digital or robotical replacements for the things that make us humans? It might seem far-fetched, but I would say this is a concern, especially taking what BarnabyJones said into account.

    Just a bit of cautious doom bell ringing to shake things up a bit.

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