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    Icon10 That feeling when ...

    That feel when ... you're under seige in 5+ different places at once, you wont get much sleep that night.

    That feel when ... You try to destroy a heretic and he converts your priest into another heretic.

    That feel when ... You send 20 assassins to destroy one of theirs. 5 die in the attempt and 15 miss their target.

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    That feel when ...

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    I assume you mean "That feeling when..." right?
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    Default Re: That feel when ...

    That feeling when a general with five or more stars leaves the faction to marry into another royal family.

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    That feeling when a 1 star assassin assassinates your faction leader. True story.

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    That feeling when ... i blockade gibraltar with a fleet. an enemy fleet attacks, loses, and retreats through my blockade.

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    When your king had four kids, but they're all daughters...

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    That feeling when you want to turtle as Denmark , but the HRE is a bastard True Story

    That feeling when you want to bribe a lame army but they are over 20000+ florins expansive

    That feeling when you make a princess marry another foreign general , but she runs away with him ! You disgrace me !

    That feeling when you have an awesome army , arranged perfectly , General ,Cavalry,Heavy Infantry , Spearmen , Missiles , artillery and you don't want to send them into battle because you don't want them to die

    That awesome feeling when you fight a long , hard battle on vh difficulty , playing as the Holy Roman Empire , and after you finish it you get off your chair and start saying : YES MY KAIZER ! THIS LAND BELONGS TO US NOW ! COME AND FACE THE MIGHT OF THE REICH !

    And I have plenty more

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    That feeling when an Inquisitor kills your best general while you are sieging a key city.

    That feeling when playing as England, took all of the Island and Portugal sieges Carnevon or Dublin even if you were allied with them (sp)

    That feeling when your Princess get's the secret lover trait

    That feeling when you are a catholic faction, you get excommunated and the trum after a crusade is call on you and all other catholic factions joins in, even your allies
    TIME TO DIE!!!! Proud Son of Viking Prince

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    That feeling when none of the above things happen to you

    Except the secret love trait, all my princesses get that one.

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    Default Re: That feel when ...

    Quote Originally Posted by lolIsuck View Post
    That feeling when none of the above things happen to you

    Except the secret love trait, all my princesses get that one.
    that feeling when none of the negative things from above happens to you because you play a mod
    Înfrânt nu eşti atunci când sângeri,
    nici ochii când în lacrimi ţi-s.
    Adevăratele înfrângeri,
    sunt renunţările la vis.

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    That feeling when absolutely none of the above happens and you realized you had boring campaigns ....

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    That feeling when your second born son twenty turns into the campaign leaves your family to join some lesser faction. That's just automatic war right there. (This happened in a mod)


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    When you are on a crusade with your best general, 7-stars and 8-chivalry, and your most professional, well-trained army, and an inquisitor calls your general a heretic, executes him, and my army abandons me

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    That feeling when you're allied with the pope, and he breaks it since you joined the crusede against Egypt which was also allied eith the pope.
    That feeling during your very first campaign, when you get a very nice colony in the holy lands, and get completely swept away by the Mongols...
    That feeling when you have a perfect expansion plan into another faction and prepared armies and the pope tells you to siege hostiles for 5-10 turns.
    That feeling when you prepare for a hard epic battle, saves the game, but overestimated the enemy, so you win by autoresolve [insert a fitting meme of the socially awkward penguin/toad or similar here]

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    When the pope that you put into power destabalizes your holy land territories by inquisiting all your priestin the region.... seriously wtf ca
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    That feeling when the entire AI world declares war on you for no valid reason despite you having a trustworthy reputation and being militarily way ahead of any of them.

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    That feeling when ... Your ballista/cannon tower doesn't appear to be working, and then realize that for no apparent reason it can only shoot out of one of its four sides.

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    That feeling when ... you're fighting a defensive seige battle against a full stack or two. The enemy acts strange at the start of the battle and starts to walk away. Then you look to see where they're going, and notice that theres a hole in your wall around the other side, and your carefully placed stakes are now useless.

    That feeling when youre about to defend a city against impossible (glorious) odds, and the AI doesn't move. Then you go in for a closer look and see one of their rams has turned sideways and collided with other seige equipment, and blocked one of the ram pushers from getting into position... 3x speed, Alt+Tab, launch internet browser.

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    The feeling when you just finished taken out the Mongols, your troops are down and injured, lost lots of men no time to make them a proper burial and then BOOM the Timurids arrives......


    TIME TO DIE!!!! Proud Son of Viking Prince

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    That feeling when you send a full navy with a full army complete with generals, merchants, priests, and dipomats to the new world and a storm kills everyone on the way there.
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