I need a Pinochet
Somalia
Huge country where the most people live in the climatically moderate south. Looks from the landscape just like Finland and shares a border with only one country : USA. But we may not forget that just next to New Foundland there are some tiny islands being part of France as overseas territory.
Finland
Lakes, forests and a few antisocial drunks in saunas.
Kingdom of Bhutan.
A mountainous kingdom (literally all mountains) full of Tibetans who have long since forgotten their names, strangely the only Tibetans which still have an identity though.
Lichtenstein
Liechtenstein is a tiny monarchy led by Hans-Adam II. oh what a wonderful name.
It's big friends with Switzerland and their soccer clubs are also part of the Swiss Football League.
France
Zey love le wine and le fromage and les cigarettes (a French word) and les beautiful femmes and zey make les baguettes et les croissants, mmm plus beau
Morocco
Mountainous home of pirates who kidnapped Robinson Crusoe.
Navarra
An autnomomous region in northern Spain that is located east of the Basque Country and even has its own police forces that are not controlled by the madridistas but by the actual regional government of Navarra.
Its coat of arms is integrated as a quarter in the coat of arms in the spanish flag.
Moravia
A little region in the Czech Republic with an identity apart from the rest of the country.
Mali
Fact:Apples taste good, and you can throw them at people if you're being attacked
Under the patronage of big daddy Elfdude
A.B.A.P.
Just another muslim northwest african country with terrorists hiding in the north of the country in the sahara desert. They are primarily fought by French and German troops because the government itself is too weak to stabilize the region.
Panamá
Was and always will be part of Colombia. Down with the leftist traitors!
Zambia
Named after the Zambezi river that floats pretty much around the country.
I seriously don't know too much about it due to its low popularity in the medias.
Kazakhstan
Has less potassium than Kazakhstan and is a neighbour country of it. It is a former soviet republic that should also be sued for drying up the Aral lake.
Venezuela
A dump killed by Socialism. (love the Borat reference btw)
Antarctica
Former German colony that was widely extended before it was lost shortly afterwards in 1914 in the First World War.
I have a friend from Cameroon
Italy
Decided to leave the EU, hopefully they don't become a crap show, that's our (the USA's) schtick
Uruguay
Fact:Apples taste good, and you can throw them at people if you're being attacked
Under the patronage of big daddy Elfdude
A.B.A.P.