Located east of the Uruguay river, hence its name. It was once occupied by Brazil but later on it gained its independence. They are very good at football and in the 2010 world cup my favourite player came from there - Diego Forlán.
Spain
Located east of the Uruguay river, hence its name. It was once occupied by Brazil but later on it gained its independence. They are very good at football and in the 2010 world cup my favourite player came from there - Diego Forlán.
Spain
Not Slovakia, but it isn't Croatia either... what is it even?
Chad
Not really important to world affairs. I heard that it's currently governed by a dictator and there is also a male name 'Chad'. In the southwest of the country, there is the Lake Chad which is almost dried up though. They help Nigeria fighting against those hilarious Boko Haram terrorists.
Republic of Venice
Shares linguistic attributes with Romania.
A country that was not founded by Romans but rather Getae, Slavs and other tribes adopting some form of Roman culture.
Paraguay
Was once led by a dictator called General Alfredo Stroessner. In the war of the Quadruple Alliance it fought alone against pretty much the rest of the continent and the country still exists today.
Germany
Hitler was born in this country.
United Arab Emirates
An alliance of desert tribes that built a city on the sea.
Jamaica
Hasn't won a major land battle in over 200 years.
México
had two empires... somehow, before descending into anarchy... again
Peru
Macchu Picchu, in rivalry with Chile .
Colombia
Reminds me of the District of Colombia, which it is not.
Japan
Still has an Emperor which is though disliked by the japanese people as far as I know. Country of the rising sun.
China
The best country in Asia. No one is better. Not the barbarians to the north, not the slightly civilized peoples of Goryeo, not the barbarians in the south, not the barbarians that come from the far west and sell us opium and not the silly Wa barbarians on their islands which can't even speak the civilized tongue properly.
Vietnam
Has linguistic and political connections to China and actually won a war against the USA.
Ethiopia
Homeland of the human race. The only African country to resist colonization with a decisive show of force.
Macedonia
Fact:Apples taste good, and you can throw them at people if you're being attacked
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