Granted. They're all cannibals, and coming for you...
I wish I had more time
Granted. They're all cannibals, and coming for you...
I wish I had more time
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman
Granted. You're jailed for life for nonsensical statements.
I mean... Why would cannibal unicorns come after me when I'm not a unicorn?
Pffft! Totally unrealistic.
I wish you made sense.
Granted! Now King Athelstan makes perfect sense.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
I wish bacon was calorie free...
Last edited by ♔Greek Strategos♔; February 27, 2019 at 12:05 PM.
Granted. Bacon is calorie-free from now on, but also tastes, smells and looks like spinach.
Wait am I a unicorn now?
I wish I knew better than being a douchebag to e...scratch that. I wish I could be a douchebag to everyone without repercussions.
Granted. You're Apple now, but you're getting constant fines for millions of dollars.
I wish I was 20yrs younger.
Granted! Your 20 years old younger self comes back from the past and sacrifices you to cannibal unicorns for a chance to return back to his own time.
I wish Apple \ Cookiegod was returned back to a regular person.
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
_______________________________________________________
Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Granted. He's Cookiegod again..Well that's the downside
I wish this Weekend will last forever.
Granted! You're frozen in time for ever at 11 59' 59" pm.
I wish Gigantus would participate in this thread.
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
_______________________________________________________
Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Granted! Gig will participate but just once.
I wish TWC's page loading time was faster.
Granted. However, The whole Rome 2 forum, with all mods and members active in it is deleted to make it happen
I wish I stopped lurking earlier
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman
Granted but you stopped lurking and didn't register.
I wish I had more games.
You do now. You also have fewer friends.
I wish we Danes could actually understand each other, instead of having to pretend all the time.
Yesterday I tried to buy some bike oil, but had to pay for a whole new bike instead.
Granted! You understand that the guy selling you the new bike was simply conning you.
I wish Cookiegod's bike became a sentient vigilante bike that took revenge on Dane scammers.
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
_______________________________________________________
Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Granted! Unfortunatley, it's Danish so nobody knows what it means
I wish Danes would speak Norwegian
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman
Wish granted. But only when other Scandinavians aren't around. Whenever you swing by we act as if we spoke Danish for petty nationalist pride's sake.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
I wish the other Scandinavians would finally realise the truth and submit to their rightful Danish overlords. Make Denmark great again!
Wish granted! And then they are exterminated by Danish-hating zealot ISIS-style vigilante sentient bikes. After all, it's Denmark, everyone uses bikes.
I wish the Danes would not use bikes anymore.
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
_______________________________________________________
Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Granted. Now I have to walk 20+ km every day. No wait, we Danes are all dead? Double thanks alhoon!
I wish there was a random chance for people who drink redbull growing actual oversized but useless wings. Would be hilarious to watch.
Holy . I just saw everyting in this post happen. We currently have a wind with the force of 24m/s, and that's not including the wind tunnel effect between the buildings. I literally saw a guy being attacked by a bike so hard he's got a deep cut on his face and is probably on his way to the hospital now. My bike wanted to go Allahu Akbar several times as well. And I've still got my next appointment to go to, 10km each direction, and I've decided: You know what?! I'm not going to take my bike this time.
Someone please report alhoon to the police.
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman