Corrupt a Wish

[alhoon]

Granted! Your family is even more depressing and you wish you only had some bygone Gods mocking you.

I wish CA never made Warhammer Total War but remained focused on the real world.

[Kyffhäuser]

Granted! Instead of making really bad entertainment, Californians decide to focus on the real word. So focused, their myopia is practically cured.

I wish I paid attention in High School, so I could get a job where I didn't have to work.

[King Athelstan]

Granted! You paid more attention in High School, but you didn't get any better, thus spending your adult life overseeing an automatic button being pushed all day, with you doing norhing for minimum wage.

I wish all liqourice in the world would be replaced by chocolate

[Aexodus]

All liquorice is now white chocolate

I wish for world peace

[Kyffhäuser]

Sim sim salabim. The kings of mars unite under one banner to crush earthlings.

I wish I was 6 feet.

[Cookiegod]

You have literally 6 feet, which severely impede your movement since they get in each others way.
Your body is shorter than ever to compensate for those feet because your body mass stays the same.

I wish I had used my 500th post for something better.

[King Athelstan]

All liquorice is now white chocolate

I wouldn't mind that

I wish I had used my 500th post for something better.

Alright. Your 500th post hasn't changed. It can't get any bett r

I wish I never needed go to the toilet

[Cookiegod]

You don't ever have to go to the toilet because of incontinence. You defecate and urinate at the worst possible moments and without any prior warning and with such force that no diaper could possibly hold it. The wrong kind of chocolate, and probably because of all the liquorice.

I wish I weren't turned on by that fantasy.

Alright. Your 500th post hasn't changed. It can't get any bett r

Oh damn you're right. It's going downhill fast for me!

[Mayer]

Granted. You are never going to be turned on again as an asexual.

I wish I had power & fame.

[Kyffhäuser]

Granted! You are a world-renowned dog catcher.

I wish I was a train.

[Mayer]

You are now a train, but you will always arrive late by at least 15 minutes, creating much frustration for commuters and casual passengers alike.

I wish I had a finely crafted medieval sword.

[Cookiegod]

You are now a train, but you will always arrive late by at least 15 minutes, creating much frustration for commuters and casual passengers alike.

I wish I had a finely crafted medieval sword.

You do. Unfortunately you're impaled by it, dying a slow and very painful death.

I wish I could get turned on by this again.

[Aexodus]

Flicks switch

done

If only I had more rep

[Cookiegod]

Done. You do so by selling your body and mind to a creep.

I wish the guy who rammed me with his car and who since has refused to take responsibility gets all the corruptions in this thread.

[alhoon]

Done. He also gets all the bonuses which cause the corruptions to implode and disappear leaving him as a simply asexual person with fondness for white chocolate.

I wish that guy's car was a transformers robot.

[♔Greek Strategos♔]

Done. He also gets all the bonuses which cause the corruptions to implode and disappear leaving him as a simply asexual person with fondness for white chocolate.

I wish that guy's car was a transformers robot.

Granted. The best I could do though is a transgender android.
I wish I could turn back the clock.

[alhoon]

Granted, you manage to turn back your clock before the button breaks. Now it will ring at 4 am every morning.

I wish all vegetarian food was suddenly filled with laxatives.

[♔Greek Strategos♔]

Granted, you manage to turn back your clock before the button breaks. Now it will ring at 4 am every morning.

I wish all vegetarian food was suddenly filled with laxatives.

Granted, your neighborhood's vegeterians will come and use your toilet from now on.
I wish some people could accept that earth is flat...

[alhoon]

Granted, you accept that the earth is flat despite contrary evidence and are ridiculed by everyone that knows you.

I wish there were no vegeterians in my neighborhood

[Cookiegod]

Granted. Everyone in your neighbourhood is a cannibal. Given that somewhere in the food chain someone is bound to be vegetarian eating laxatives, the neighbours will still come over to use your toilet.... And maybe you as well.

I wish unicorns would stop pooping rainbows over the sky. Disgusting.
You go out for a walk after some rain, want to enjoy the blue sky, and there it is! Ruined!