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    Granted, though it was too soon and you didn't eat any.

    I wish shooting stars really did fulfil wishes.
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    Granted ,you wish on a shooting star and your wish was gonna be fullfilled ,unfortunately the star was heading straight for the earth and it crashed straight onto the earth ,crushing you and your dreams .

    I wish i had a graphic card that could play GTA5 .
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    Granted, but you only have the graphics card, no other component!

    I wish I were an actor!
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    Granted, but you're a bad one and therefore can only star in E-movies, where you have to take up giant loans to continue your career, resulting in you spiraling you into bankruptcy. This causes you to start stealing, but eventually you're caught and improvised, as they saw right through your sub-par acting during interrogation

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    Granted, but dark chocolate is now used in all foodstuffs and you develop a severe dark chocolate allergy.

    I wish Germany won the next World Cup, again!
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    Granted, they win the world cup of being German.

    I wish I had a bigger SSD
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Athelstan View Post
    I wish I had a bigger SSD
    Granted you get an SSD that's big as a car and has a capacity of 5MB.

    I wish King Athelstan's SSD would be made of dark chocolate
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    Granted, but it being so large, it melts under the Greek sun and floods your house.

    I wish alhoon's dark chocolate flooded house were a giant strawberry. Mmm...
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    Granted, but, seeing as the strawberry has been there all summer, it is sadly mouldy.

    I wish strawberries were rasberries
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    Granted, but then a geenie tells you he'll give you one uncorruptable wish if you give him a strawberry. You can't, of course, so here we are...

    I wish apples fell far away from the tree.
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    Granted ,they fall away and they come right for you ................................run ...................a 100 apples are coming at you like missiles .........................run Darkan run .

    I wish i could learn to speak Proto Indo European and still retain all knowledge of English and thus be normal .
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    Granted, but you are now the only person in the world who speaks both Proto Indo-European and English and impedes you from ever learning or speaking a different language.

    I wish humanity focused more on getting along then on conflicts and violence.
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    Granted now everyone has a long

    I wish I could write stories
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    Granted ,but your stories are so full of blood and gore that none but mad orc likes them .

    I wish i could buy out all Chinese interests in Greece and thus make it fully independent again .
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    Granted, the Chinese are so pissed off with you that they throw you across the Great Wall. You miss the independence celebrations in Greece...

    I wish I could write and win a story competition

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    Granted, but it's for My Little Pony erotica and everyone you know knows about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Athelstan View Post
    Granted, but it's for My Little Pony erotica and everyone you know knows about itI wish I got a stable job at CA
    Granted but your stable job - with very heavy fines if you quit - is as an editor to their newly bought My Little Pony Erotica line and everyone you know knows about it.I wish the quality of total war games increased while their price remained the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alhoon View Post
    Granted but your stable job - with very heavy fines if you quit - is as an editor to their newly bought My Little Pony Erotica line and everyone you know knows about it.I wish the quality of total war games increased while their price remained the same.

    Granted, but they now revolve around My Little Pony. Unfortunately, they are so good you can't stop playing them.

    I wish My Little Pony erotica never existed and never will
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    Granted! It is now "Your Little Pony Erotica" and you retain your indentured servitude status job with all the fines and penalties if you quit.
    I Wish king Athelstan would do a good enough job so that he wouldn't be fired from the "Your Little Pony Erotica" editor position, closing his last way out.
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    Granted, but people lose interest in Żour little pony erotica' and instead turn to Żour little Ave erotica' .(Pardon the wrong quote symbols but my laptop is messing up)

    I wish that no one would corrupt my wish whatever it may be and i should gain the ability to claim 100 such wishes.
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