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    Granted but the one true religion is rabbits as gods.
    To reach salvation you must consume salad. When you die, you're given a choice: Take the meat, and go to hell, or take the salad. What do you take?

    I wish I had a nice caesar salad in front of me, I'm hungry.
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    Granted, but all the Caesars are running around trying to overthrow, behead, and throw eachother into the Tiber, making for a very hard-to-eat salad.

    I wish I had some chocolate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frunk View Post
    I wish I had some chocolate.
    Granted, you have the chocolate that moments before belonged to the crying baby son of a powerful and vindictive mobster and the boy in tears points you to the bodyguards as you hold his chocolate.

    I wish I was there to witness what would happen to Frunk with the chocolate incident.
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    Granted! However, Frunk spots you and throw the chocolate at you. Panicked, you try to run away while they finish him off, but they chase after you in their cars while you're on foot, ending with you sleeping with the fishes

    I wish I could remember everything I wanted to post so I wouldn't have to edit my messages
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Athelstan View Post
    Granted! However, Frunk spots you and throw the chocolate at you. Panicked, you try to run away while they finish him off, but they chase after you in their cars while you're on foot, ending with you sleeping with the fishes

    I wish I could remember everything I wanted to post so I wouldn't have to edit my messages
    granted but you post posts full of insults and are banned

    I wish my computer was not broken
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    Granted but now your computer is self aware and wont let use it because you weren't careful before.

    I wish I saved and invested my money better in my twenties.



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    Granted, but now you cash it in, spending everything on drugs and alcohol, losing everything and everyone

    I wish I knew everything about everything.
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    Granted. You know what I'm going to say....

    I wish PotUS Trump to be crowned King of the US Empire.






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    Granted, but the US Empire only occupies a Toys r'us store.
    I wish I was reasonbly more productive
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Athelstan View Post
    Granted, but the US Empire only occupies a Toys r'us store.
    I wish I was reasonbly more productive
    Granted, you're reasonably more productive as you sweat your days away in backbreaking labor in an Opium farm somewhere in Afghanistan.

    I wish Opium farms produced non-addictive candy.
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    Granted, but all non-addictive candy tastes like Shrek a**.

    I wish I visited Greece.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkan View Post
    I wish I visited Greece.
    Granted, but the beauty of my country totally blows away your mind and you abandon family, friends and career to become a sheep herder in the majestic mountains of Greece where you die within a few years from a snakebite cause you don't know the job.

    I wish I had three arms.
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    Granted, but they're tiny

    I wish I had extendable arms
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Athelstan View Post
    I wish I had extendable arms
    Granted. By they extend from microscopic to tiny

    I wish my 3 arms were of normal size.
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    Granted, the average size of two arms is equally shared between 3 small ones.

    I wish for world peace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aexodus View Post
    I wish for world peace.
    Granted, the world of Narnia knows eternal peace as every living thing dies at the same moment.

    I wish I had three arms each one with the normal size for an arm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alhoon View Post
    Granted, the world of Narnia knows eternal peace as every living thing dies at the same moment.

    I wish I had three arms each one with the normal size for an arm.
    grated but the third ones grows from your bottom so you cant poo without making your arm dirty

    I wish I was less fat
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    Granted .You lose exactly 1 milligram of weight ,doesn't that make you less fat?

    I wish i got my rep medals back .
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    Granted, but nobody can ever see them, yourself included.

    I wish mad orc would become happy orc.
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    Granted, but that's because he recieved a lobotomy due to being mad

    I wish my pizza would finish sooner
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