Corrupt a Wish

[King Athelstan]

Granted, but it's windows 2.11

I wish I wouldn't need sleep

[Owlparrot3]

Granted .Word of your ability reaches the North Koreans who catch you and force you to work in their coal mines for life .

I wish for a video game set in the Mexican revolution other than RDR .And no ,it shouldnt burn my pc .It shouldnt be costly .

[Spear Dog]

Granted, a time portal transports you and your gameboy back to 1919 and an isolated arroyo in the Mexican wilderness from where Emiliano Zapata is conducting his guerrilla campaign. Zapata spots you playing in your rag shelter and places his revolver in your mouth and demands the gameboy and an explanation. It's totally novel and Zapata loves it and plays obsessively for a couple of hour - until the batteries run out. In a rage fueled by tequila he decides it's the devils work and that you are a demon - he's coming for you filled with righteous fervour.

I wish ageing was finally conquered and our bodies could be regenerated back to a youthful age.

[Frunk]

Granted, but you become an ugly teenager with braces, pimples, and hairy arms, and no one asks you to the prom.

I wish I got to go to a prom.

[Owlparrot3]

Granted .
"Welcome everyone to the Texas prison prom where the phycologists hope that the worst serial killing murdering stealing queens will show substantial improvement after they are allowed to dance with foreigners from Down under"

I wish i could contribute more to the two mods i am working for .Even in the graphics department .

[NobleWoman]

Granted, and your contribution so impresses your mod leaders that they both throw you out.

I wish I had more time to spend at TWC.

[Aexodus]

Granted, now Time Warner Cable employ you full time.

I wish I could grant wishes

[Spear Dog]

Granted - and you've gone viral on tinder .

I wish I was more popular with the popular crowd.

[Aexodus]

Granted, but now you have no real friends.

I wish I we could all be friends

[Owlparrot3]

Granted ,but then you begin to notice something strange .Every day some random TWC'er sends a PM to you telling you that he will meet you soon .Then after a few days his messages become cryptic,they say things like "I am going to visit your home home home homie" .You try to ban him but the mods say that such an account doesn't exist .
Slowly the messages start to get to your mails and facebook and whatsapp and every social media .Frightened out of your wits you quit social media and call the internet police on him .They tell you that "You have never recieved any such emails" .Finally you go mad when the only thing your computer can display is that person's email .You are transported to the mental hospital and are not allowed to interact with any mobiles ,computers or laptops .Finally after two months of recovery ,you are allowed to read a book .As you open the first page ,a note falls out .It reads .
"I am coming" ...............................................................

I wish that some big company started making various board games about victorian era history like the Mexican revolution ,the conquest of Africa ,The Venezuelan civil war etc.

[Frunk]

Granted, but then that company faced a public backlash from angry people.

I wish my housemate's laugh wasn't so annoying.

[Aexodus]

A little fairy pulled removed his voice box in the night...

I wish I had more k n o w l e d g e

[♔atthias♔]

A little fairy pulled removed his voice box in the night...

I wish I had more k n o w l e d g e

granted but then your head explodes because of the more knowledge

I wish I had the money to meet frunk in real life

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Granted, you fly to Australia to meet Frunk. Frunk is actually a hitman hired to kill you, he shoots you and you die.

I wish I was a King of the Universe.

[King Athelstan]

Granted but your throne will be at a remote, deserted planet where you will be left with no communication with the outside world, left live out your years alone


I wish someone gave me a chocolate

[Aexodus]

Granted, but it's white chocolate.

I wish I could go back in time whenever I wanted

[Frunk]

Granted, but you can only go back a maximum of 1 second.

I wish I was rich.

[♔atthias♔]

Granted, but you can only go back a maximum of 1 second.

I wish I was rich.

granted but then you are forced to spend so much money to hire guard fences an to like to protect yourself from robbers that you are poor again

I wish I could transform this earth back to middle earth and be one of the elves there

[Aexodus]

Granted but it's the Fourth Age and you have no elf-friends

I wish I got everything for free

[King Athelstan]

Granted but the first thing you get is a lobotomy

I wish my socks weren't lost in the washing machine