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    Mega Tortas de Bodemloze's Avatar Divide & Conquer Ver 3
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Quote Originally Posted by Skylord_Conor21 View Post

    I wish I had a Unicorn.

    Granted: At your birthday party your parents floor* you with a magestic white unicorn. By the time you fall asleep that night you've built a bond with the fabled creature that will last a thousand years. The next morning before you awake, your folks sell the unicorn to the "My Little Pony" company for a 25% return on their original investment. Once you awake the first thing you notice is a blood trail made when the handlers gagged and bound the creature, forcibly dragging it from your side.


    I wish that "Duran Duran" was playing at the Bell County Expo Center and that we all got to go see them perform.





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    I wish that "Duran Duran" was playing at the Bell County Expo Center and that we all got to go see them perform.
    Done: Right in the middle of the performance Isis & the Taliban double team Fort Hood with baby nukes and you and most of Bell county goes out with a bang.

    I wish they would bring back the Mc Rib at 99cents a throw. I'd buy three right now cuz I'm really really hungry...

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    Granted unfortunatly to get the cheapest beef the Mc Rib is made from infected beef, you sadly suffer from CJD.

    I wish to be Tony Stark.



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    Granted. Your next glass of booze becomes your last, as your liver finally gives up

    I wish for a proper internet connection

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    Granted, but your electricity, gas and plumbing are gone now.

    I wish for a pet T-Rex
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    Quote Originally Posted by irontaino View Post
    Granted, but your electricity, gas and plumbing are gone now.

    I wish for a pet T-Rex
    Granted, but Trixie's (what else would you call a T-Rex? ) preferred feed, a ranch load of grazing cattle soon sees you bankrupted and destitute. You lose everything and are trying to eke out an existence on the streets while PETA, who took responsibility of your pet and promptly killed it (the only human thing to do! ) pursue you through the courts for cruelty to cattle and of course blame you for the death of Trixie. People flock to their banner and donate millions while your reputation is trashed. Now, not only do you live in the mud but your name is mud.

    I wish left wing politics and politicians represented the left wing (Greece - WTF, referendum didn't last a week!).






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    Granted, but they are quickly overthrown by right wing revolutionaries.

    I wish for 10 GBps download speed.

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    Granted, but at the cost of 9GB monthly data.

    I wish for cutlery that matches the curvature of my bowls, so I can scrape them out properly.
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    Yep. You now have square and hard polygon-based cutlery with matching rectangle and square spoons. Good luck trying to even find the corners of the bowls with them.

    I wish my room had some kind of magic or futuristic gadgets and would clean itself every day, so that I don't have to rely on maids to do the work like I do now.
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    Granted, but after a time they realize their full potential, they destroy your house and go on to conquer the world, enslaving you.

    I wish I had real life entity generator, that will create anything I want out of thin air.

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    Granted unfortunatly, due to a hyperactive imagination and desire you suffocate due to asfixiation when when all the air in the room dissapears and is replaced by your desires. Unfortunatly due to there being no air left your desire for air can not be fulfilled as there is nothing to create it from.

    I wish I would get a brain update identifying whenever single women fancied me, also identifying the women kinda like a push alert on your mobile. Need something to counter my obliviousness to when women are interested in me.



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    Granted, but you get constant alerts (your welcome) that overload your brain, it then shuts down and you become an unattractive vegetable.
    Years later, you recover, but you're an old man. Thus, you get no more alerts.

    I wish I could know what people think of me before, during, and after I talk to them.

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    Granted, everyone hates you and refuses to talk to you, everywhere you go you are followed by a man with a sign saying "Its that guy you hate and wont speak to."

    I wish to be 18 again.



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    Granted, but as an elf you are now equivalent to a human infant.

    I wish marijuana was legal.
    all hail the flying spaghetti monster!

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    Granted, but alcohol, owning a lighter, freedom of speech, and recreational use of cannabis is illegal.

    I wish there were no hard choices.

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    All choices in life are made for you by someone else.

    I wish I felt happy.
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    'Happy' is the name of an ugly clown...

    I wish I was a kid again.
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    granted, but you're now working in illegal blood-diamond mines.

    i wish the world wasn't so up.


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    Granted, but that wish somehow broke gravity, causing all the oxygen in the world to dissipate into space and kill every living thing on Earth.

    I wish people on Tinder gave more than one-word responses.
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    granted but now everyone posts a wall of text

    i wish i was imperator of rome

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