Corrupt a Wish

[Alexanderos]

Granted , but you get lost in them and eaten by wolves.

I wish I'll pass my Physics classes. God I hate them.

[Ferdiad]

Granted, you pass but you still don't understand it.

I wish for more matches to play.

[Alexanderos]

Granted , but you get sleepy and can't play.

I wish I had a Scooter!

[Ferdiad]

Granted but It's fuel is so expensive you can't use it.

I wish I had more days off school.

[SonofaBooyah]

Granted, but you spend those days revising for tests

I wish I learnt something in English

[Ferdiad]

Granted but all you learn is cursewords.

I wish I had more training.

[Alexanderos]

Granted , but you start smoking and lose your body capacitites.

[SonofaBooyah]

N/A

I wish I won the league

[Pinkerton]

Granted but you broke your leg in such a way you are not able to play again

I wish I could eat anything and not get fat

[Ferdiad]

Granted but you can't afford the food bills and die of hunger.

I wish I got payed more.

[the mysterious F]

granted, you get payed 0,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 cents more

[Rero]

N/A

I wish I could do my homework.

[Heavy Weapons Guy]

Granted, but you do them very bad and get F

I wish I could have a 64 (low rider)

[Ferdiad]

Granted but It's so low you can't drive it over speed bumps.

I wish my dl would finish.

[Rero]

Granted. It's a trojan.

I wish for cupcakes.

[Heavy Weapons Guy]

Granted, but they are made of Rainbow Dash.

I wish I could release my PMV today

[Ferdiad]

Granted, but they are made of Rainbow Dash.

I wish I could release my PMV today

Granted but It's even worse than usual.

I wish Chrome was more colourful.

[SonofaBooyah]

Granted but your colour-blind.

I wish my internet was faster

[Ferdiad]

Granted but It's way more expensive.

I wish I had some food.

[Argentus]

Granted, but it was all rotten and mouldy.

I wish I could mod.