Corrupt a Wish

[Spartan999]

Granted but your spaceship breaks down in Mars and now you're stuck in

Mars forever.

I wish the Central Power of Europe had won World War I instead of the

allies

[napoleon boneaparte]

Granted but the treaty imposed on the defeated Allies are far too harsh and they eventually rebuild their armies to exact revenge on the Central Powers.

I wish I knew how to better organise dates with my crush.

[Lord Uxbridge]

Granted. Your date organising abilities know no bounds. Presumably it was the date fruit you were referring to. Rotten date fruit. Delicious.

I wish for 50 year old scotch.

[Hamata]

Granted you recive your scotch in the mail only find out it is old scotch tape
i wish for another company to take over the total war franchise

[Spartan999]

Granted but it is Ubisoft that takes over

I wish Wrath of Sparta wasn't such a cash grab

excuse for an expansion

[✠Ikaroqx✠]

Granted, they remove it as cash-grab DLC and instead release it as a full price stand alone game

I wish the works in the library (s) of Alexandria had been saved

[Emperor PooMan]

Granted, but the library is open to the public by the Egyptian government, and American tourists get their greasy hands all over them, rendering them impossible to read.

I wish the British Empire re-emerges and conquers North America, tall ships, redcoats and all.

[Spartan999]

Granted but as soon as the British takes North America the British Isle

is taken by the French

I wish for the No Imperium mod to work for the Year of the four emperor mod

to work

[G-Megas-Doux]

Granted it does, but only for everyone other than yourself.

I wish to become the most knowledgeable debater in the world.

[napoleon boneaparte]

Granted. But no one wants to debate with you ever.

I wish world leaders would stop bickering over pointless millenia old issues and work together to tackle the real issue that is climate change.

[General Maximus]

Granted. They now all join hands, wear wrestling outfits, and try to 'tackle' the climate change by punching air and clouds.

I wish this thread was as alive as it used to be.

[yuezhi]

Granted, though it was your fanaticism that brought it back rather than my arcane powers of necro.

I wish Video game makers would shut up about F2P.

[General Maximus]

Granted. Now they're all P2P freemiums, and the gaming industry is destroyed.

I wish Kickstarter sued the frauds that used their site, but never delivered the promised game (hence fraud).

[Spartan999]

Granted, but now Indie developers are feeling pressured to release

a half baked game like AAA companies and they suck even

more, and the game market crashes :/

I wish for a PSP Vita so I can play all the

visual novels I couldn't get to play

[General Maximus]

Granted. You are given a PS Vita...which is broken and cannot be repaired. Plus, no awesome visual novels.

I wish I had space on my hard disk for visual novels. I want SO bad to play them, but I have too many games on my PC to have even a few MBs of space.

[yuezhi]

Granted. Now you're computer contains visual novels at the expense of your total war games.

I wish the flying spaghetti monster was actually and evidently real.

[napoleon boneaparte]

Granted. It's destroyed by a horde of hungry American tourists.

I wish that my crush knows that I've feelings for him.

[General Maximus]

HIM?...But...granted. Your crush now rejects you and runs away, because he already knew about your feelings and became uninterested.

I wish the above person's crush had a secret crush on the above person as well.

[Iron Aquilifer]

Granted, but due to a misunderstanding, both feeling jealousy. This in turn becomes sadness, which manifests as anger towards the opposite crush. Lots of meaningly nights and poorly-chosen rebound partners ensue.

I wish that there was an organisation set up to fund and train groups of potential vigilantes

[General Maximus]

Granted. Now state-administered law is abolished and unfair vigilante rage justice becomes the norm, where public burns your home and executes you alongside the whole family by burning you on a stake, just because you accidentally took too much free sample food in a grocery store, and forgot to pay for it.

I wish ISIL terrorists were given the most gruesome death possible.