Corrupt a Wish

[Iron Aquilifer]

Granted, but then you quickly lose all ability to concentrate, and so are unable to study.

I wish that Battlestar Galactica remake was remade, depicting the First Cylon War.

[KonigPanther]

Granted, but it is produced by EA.

I wish for Medieval III

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, it has no family tree(I still hate R2TW for that), and even more Timurid canon elephants(which you can't mod out, because the game is unmoddable)

I wish for more sleep

[KonigPanther]

Granted, but you can never sleep in the same place twice.

I wish for warmer weather

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, mosquitoes bite you all of the time

I wish for Greece to become rich again.

[KonigPanther]

Granted, but you become rich in poverty.

I wish for Russia to leave Ukraine alone

[Iron Aquilifer]

Granted, but to ensure that it has no more value, the Russians detonate a nuke within the country.

I wish that lemoncello was more widely distributed.

[KonigPanther]

Granted, but I honestly don't know what that is

I wish Ebola tasted like Pepsi

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, but it continues to kill every body

I wish I found the time to update my AAR

[KonigPanther]

Granted, but nobody looks at it

I wish Stainless Steel 7.0 would come out

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, it's like windows vista

I wish for the girl I want to fall for me(please don't crush my dreams on this one, I beg you)

[Iron Aquilifer]

Granted, however she soon gives birth to twins and you are forced to dedicate the rest of your life to her.

I wish that I was not so distrustful of anyone I let get close to me.

[KonigPanther]

Granted, but you get assassinated after letting your guard down.

I wish wishes were easier to come up with

[Spartan999]

Granted but the wish's are generally crappy and you get nothing out of them...

well maybe you being in debt

I wish for a steam sale to come really soon and it lasted for a week

like the summer one (BTW Ybbon used two wish's too in a post so am I allowed to

do it to?)

[KonigPanther]

Granted but you missed it while typing your wish

I wish the Native Americans weren't wiped out by disease

[necronox]

granted, they where wiped out by their wars with each other and the europeans

i wish i had money and that i wasn't in debt (uni)

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, a Polish guy steals it

I wish for immortality for the human race

[Samraat Mahendra Maurya]

Granted, you age while you try to "get in" at age 78 with your 11 year old GF's

I wish I could see how different I look Post-Puberty.

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, you commit suicide after what you see

I wish for more rep

[KonigPanther]

Granted, but it's negative rep

I wish for IKEA to disappear