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    Granted, but you are conscripted in to such a battle. You end the campaign with no limbs.

    I wish that the end of the world was a peaceful affair.

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    granted but the world ends as soon as I finish this sentence.

    I wish I was able to mod every total war game extremely well.
    Oh my god and several other deities.

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    Granted but you only wish to add Predator Bunnies as battle units.

    I wish I could grant my own wishes.



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    Granted. Your first wish is that you had thought of a better wish. This starts a never-ending cycle of wish unfulfillment, you keep wishing for better wishes without getting any tangible benefit for the wishes, finally in exasperation you wish you hadn't started this and you vanish from existence and cause a time rift. The Universe implodes and it is all your fault.

    I wish I had a leprechaun chained in the garden so every time I wanted to splash the cash I could make him find some more gold for me.

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    Granted, but eventually you are arrested for not declaring the gold which you find, and end up in prison. The leprechaun is then captured by a neighbour who proceeds to cause the value of gold to decrease so drastically that the world's economy is ruined.

    I wish that everyone was a single ethnic group so that there could be no racism.

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    Granted, but facism comes. where people judge you by

    the shape of your face and head.

    I wish to get paid more next month
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    Granted, you earn fifty more bucks, but for the next year you only get a 1/25th of your normal wage.

    I wish I won a tournament.
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    Granted, you are transported back in time and win a jousting tournament, and are stuck in the middle ages.

    I wish the Matrix ran on windows 7

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    Granted, but that causes a paradox where the real world is the matrix and the matrix is the real world.

    I wish that Julius Caesar lived to see his Parthian campaign succeed.

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    Granted but he gets shot down by a stray arrow before he can

    deliver the coup de grace against the Parthians and the Romans

    are forced to pull back.

    I wish I was in Steven King's IT

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    Granted you die of a heart attack when you see IT.

    I wish I had taken a different path in college (Sixth Form)



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    Granted, instead of taking the path that gets you to class, you take the one that leads to the toilets, and you just stand there all day, every day, and end up working at McDonalds.

    I wish for Victoria 3

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    Granted, but then an AI infects your computer and uses it to download so much illegal porn that you are jailed for life.

    I wish that the colour green was a fruit.

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    Granted, Everything that has light drops fruit out of it and drowns the universe in fruit

    I wish my school holidays continued for another two weeks, I have to go on Monday, IN 2 DAYS!
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    Granted. All school holidays (excluding your two weeks) are canceled for the remainder of the year.

    I wish I could have my old friends back (they all left to different countries)
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    Granted, but they have become different, a lot...and have forgotten about you

    I wish for immortality.
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    Granted,

    You have traveled to the coldest places in the Tibetan Range. Assaulted nomadic caravans. Rushed through Argyraspidai formations. Stole Nabatu gold. Desecrated Buddhist temples. Collapsed nomadic altars. Sunk pontic pirates. Froze in the armenian mountains. Ran towards Parthian Cataphracts. And sacked the eternal city of the seven hills.


    You have found it. You0have found the only thing that you need in this world! You have found the fountain of Life! You are Immortal....but since you ran toward Parthian Cataphracts, you are now paralayzed, a vegetable...You are now in a Vegetative state...You are an....


    IMMORTAL VEGETABLE!
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    Pssst, your wish?

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    And where is yours?

    I wish for Greece to be rich again!
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    Granted but they are ruled by the Ottomans once more.

    I wish for my little pony to get cancelled

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