Corrupt a Wish

[nhinhonhinho]

Granted but she abandoned you
I wish to have the entire TW series plus all update, dlc for FREE

[Spartan999]

Granted, but your steam account gets hacked and the hacker change your password.

You forget your email address and now you can't change the password to your steam.

I wish for AOT to get a second season

[nhinhonhinho]

Granted but your TV, phone and computer failed at the same times so you can't watch at all

I wish to have a big Christmas party with all the guys here in TWC

[Rijul.J.Ballal]

Granted none of the girls here come!
I wish my Crush would spend Christmas with me.

[nhinhonhinho]

Granted but she brought her boyfriend too!

I want to have a holiday which covered from Christmas to the end of February

[NobleWoman]

Granted but you are assigned to work from home

I wish I get a Christmas gift like nobody else ever got

[napoleon boneaparte]

Granted but it's an extremely disgusting gift that no one else has ever received.

I wish someone will rep me for no reason.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Granted but the rep has a terribly hateful message with it.

[nhinhonhinho]

^ You forget to make your wish!

I wish to have a very cute and beautiful girlfriend

[Spartan999]

Granted, but that girlfriend only exist in your dream

I wish for Saori from Oreimo be my girlfriend

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Granted but she's annoyingly controlling and clingy to a stalker level.

I wish I didn't forget to make a wish before.

[Spartan999]

Too bad for you I like those kind of woman

Granted, but you mess up the time continuum by travelling to the past.

I wish for Italy to get out of debt

[NobleWoman]

Granted but now its embroiled in corruption problems

I wish I had no lack of time

[Yojimbo]

Granted. You spend the rest of your life in a bare room with nothing to do..

I wish my gf was thinner.

[napoleon boneaparte]

Granted but she ends up with anorexia.

I wish that that Malaysia's school syllabus will change to have one exam at the end of the school year rather than one every three months.

[Yojimbo]

Granted but she ends up with anorexia.

I wish that that Malaysia's school syllabus will change to have one exam at the end of the school year rather than one every three months.

Granted. You now need to remember everything you learned in an entire year for the exam.

I wish i had a hot maid that worked for free and wore a french maid outfit and did whatever i want, whenever i wanted.

[Rijul.J.Ballal]

I wish i had a hot maid that worked for free and wore a french maid outfit and did whatever i want, whenever i wanted.

Granted. You have a fat ugly maid, Who has a severe medical condition that leaves her feeling hot and sweaty all the time.Further more She always wears a dirty and unwashed french maid outfit and follows you around offering her self to you and no matter how hard you try she will never leave you alone.
I wish to be emperor of all the world!

[Spartan999]

Granted but your bodyguards are just like the Praetorians, so I hired them and have

them kill you, later they will kill me too .

I wish for this chick to be real life and be my wife

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[napoleon boneaparte]

Granted but even YOU get terrified of those big scary stare-into-your-soul eyes.

I wish to get a better PC which doesn't play ACII at 1-10 FPS.

[Spartan999]

Granted but now your bankrupt

I wish for umm............... to think of something to wish for