Corrupt a Wish

**Satrio Eko** · March 17, 2013, 11:02 PM

Granted,and the plants on your place grows well while the human & animal suffering from lack of water

I wish i had an Car

**Cyrus Da Great** · March 17, 2013, 11:09 PM

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had a Dollar for every time I swear.

**NobleWoman** · March 18, 2013, 03:02 AM

Granted, but one day you wake up and realize you have forgotten all your swear-words and are never able to learn them again.

I wish I owned a penthouse

**algirdasu** · March 18, 2013, 08:40 AM

Granted, But due to a pluming problem the penthouse get's flooded and you can no longer live there due to the stench.

I wish the human race would go extinct.

**Cyrus Da Great** · March 18, 2013, 04:31 PM

Granted, the Super Hyper Humans are born.

I wish a nuclear power plant to power my home-and-garden particle accelerator.

**Satrio Eko** · March 18, 2013, 07:39 PM

Granted,but the nuclear power plants explode and you died from the explosion

i wish a knight appear from my monitor

**Cyrus Da Great** · March 18, 2013, 08:36 PM

Granted, but you switch side and now your in the monitor.
I wish for everything.

**Satrio Eko** · March 18, 2013, 08:44 PM

Granted,now all human in earth hate you for take everything from them i wish i can manipulate electric current

**Cyrus Da Great** · March 18, 2013, 11:08 PM

Granted, But the electric current eventually becomes to strong for you to control. [And you know what happens after that!

] You die, Very slowly.

I wish for the Void.

**NobleWoman** · March 19, 2013, 01:36 AM

Granted, and now the void has freaked you out and you are tearing your hair out

I wish I could marry a Hollywood star

**algirdasu** · March 19, 2013, 04:12 AM

Granted but all he does is sit in front of the TV with his hand down his pants, fart in his sleep and drink out of the milk cartridge. Regardless of your gender he's male. AND not that good looking without his make-up either. Oh did I mention that he farts in his sleep/ Yes, yes I did. Well he farts all the time as well, since he eats a lot of beans.

I wish Armageddon was real :O

**Cyrus Da Great** · March 19, 2013, 09:52 AM

Granted, except you die a long long time before it begins.

I wish everyone understood the truth that evolution and religion can coincide and one does not the other disprove.

**NobleWoman** · March 19, 2013, 11:52 PM

Granted, and you invite the wrath of priests and scientists alike. the former place curses on you and the latter devise means to scientifically torture you. As a result, you withdraw your wish.

I wish that I learn Kung Fu just by watching a movie

**Pīrūz Nahavandi** · March 20, 2013, 12:44 AM

You must learn the Kung Fu the way the rest of us do. By taking the red pill and learning martial arts in computer simulations.

I wish that I had a limitless flow of money into my bank account.

**NobleWoman** · March 20, 2013, 06:00 AM

All that money drives you insane. You start giving it out and become a pauper.

I wish I could star in a Hollywood movie.

Pīrūz Nahavandi;12690574]You must learn the Kung Fu the way the rest of us do. By taking the red pill and learning martial arts in computer simulations

You're supposed to wreck the wish, here you are just giving advice

**algirdasu** · March 20, 2013, 06:34 AM

Granted but it's a very low budget one and you are forced to play the role of a retarded person who likes to run around naked in tall grass with a stupid look on your face. (Oh P.S. barely anyone watches the movie as well..)

I wish my phone would recharge itself.

**Cyrus Da Great** · March 20, 2013, 09:03 AM

Granted, but it needs to be recharge every 5 minutes, which causes the phone to overheat and explode While you were talking on the phone.

I wish I own Microsoft.

**Pīrūz Nahavandi** · March 20, 2013, 05:43 PM

Granted, but declining product quality, braindrain and a loss in creativity all conspire to render Microsoft unprofitable. Bankruptcy is filed and you become an alcoholic in despair.

I wish for the ability to read minds.