Corrupt a Wish

**SonofaBooyah** · June 24, 2012, 03:47 PM

Granted, but its then re-made in Britian.

I wish i liked hot chocolate.

**blur!** · June 24, 2012, 03:50 PM

Granted, but your limb will be fried.

I wish I liked Basketball.

**Confederate Jeb** · June 24, 2012, 08:12 PM

Granted. Sadly you then learn that the NBA is rigged.

I wish I understood Gaelic.

**blur!** · June 25, 2012, 04:16 PM

Granted, but you'll eventually get bored of it.

I wish I played at Fc Real Madrid.

**✠Ikaroqx✠** · June 27, 2012, 03:46 AM

Granted, but they de list you after one injury plagued season

I wish the buses were on time

**Braeburn** · June 27, 2012, 05:57 AM

Granted but you became late.

I wish I had Expert Modding Knowledge.

**Confederate Jeb** · June 27, 2012, 12:13 PM

Granted. Your PC crashes every time you finish modding something.

I wish I had an apple to eat.

**Soothsayer** · June 27, 2012, 12:46 PM

Granted, you have a 4-week old moldy apple.

I wish I had the body of a bodybuilder.

**Pinkerton** · July 06, 2012, 01:07 AM

Granted, you start eating and you suddenly have the body of Mario , je

I wish I could understand this girl

**Sigma** · July 06, 2012, 01:48 AM

Granted but now you're deaf and blind.

I wish I had a cup of kool-aid.

**~~Heavy Weapons Guy~~** · July 06, 2012, 02:42 AM

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I could be a Citizen.

**Confederate Jeb** · July 06, 2012, 09:59 AM

Granted, but TWC comes out with a new rank to make citizens obsolete.

I wish I had a glass of clean, refreshing water.

**Pinkerton** · July 06, 2012, 01:34 PM

Granted, It has a parasite, who turns you into a zombie

I wish the damn tutorial of Victoria II would work properly

**Soothsayer** · July 06, 2012, 07:26 PM

Granted, but it's all in Old English.

I wish I had a twinkie.

**Pinkerton** · July 06, 2012, 11:39 PM

Granted, It's poisoned,

I wish I could understand how to manage Argentina's Economy in Vicky II

**Braeburn** · July 07, 2012, 12:36 AM

Granted but you forget to manage it.

I wish to do world domination in TW games.

**~~Heavy Weapons Guy~~** · July 07, 2012, 03:27 AM

Granted, but game immediately crashes after that every time you want to play it.

I wish for pizza!

**Pinkerton** · July 07, 2012, 03:22 PM

It is a crappy pizza which instead of salsa has "period" all over it, Even so, you bite a little bit, and you got turned into a zombie, the huge quantity of bacteria turned you into a cannibal maniac without a mind of his own, you are controled by the PIZZA!

I wish the Máquina de Hacer Pajaros would do another CD