Corrupt a Wish

[King Athelstan]

Granted, but your mind is turned into only thinking about MLP erotica, thus all your wishes being related to that.

I wish DragonBall Z Abridged will keep up their quality for the next season, while still not affecting episode length and release time

[alhoon]

I wish DragonBall Z Abridged will keep up their quality for the next season, while still not affecting episode length and release time

Granted, but by "Episode length" they mean the ads-title-and-content episode that remains the same while content size is reduced by a third, by vastly increasing the length of the opening and closing credits and filling the blanks with ads about "Your Little Poly Erotica" games made by CA.

I wish I owned Sega so I could discontinue such titles and focus CA on Total War.

[Owlparrot3]

Granted, but you go bankrupt soon.

I wish i could go and live on Lewis island in Scotland on Sundays

[King Athelstan]

Granted, but every other day of the week you live in a cardboard box on the side of the street.

I wish I had more free time

[alhoon]

Granted, you are thrown in a 3rd world dictator's prison, vastly increasing your free time between the daily torture sessions. I wish the shops in my town were cheaper.

[Cookiegod]

Granted, but they no longer sell anything you like or need.

I wish social media did not exist.

[King Athelstan]

Granted. You now rely on news from the newspaper and telly. One day a storm hits you, and your tv connection breaks, and so does your router. A day later, the zombie apocalypse hits, which you don't know about as there is np Twitter to spam with news, and you can't get them from your normal sources. Thus, you are taken completely by surprise when they surround your house at night, and you wake up to find them pummeling down your door, before festering in and eating you. All this because there wasn't any social media for videos and news of it to #trend on.

I wish I was better at thinking of things to wish for

[Cookiegod]

Granted. When the zombie apocalypse hits, you will first wish for your life to be spared, then for a quick death. Your wishes will be better but neither will be granted.
I wish zombies were really picky with their food and would therefore ignore me.

[alhoon]

Granted, zombies ignore you and so you're eaten by the maggots that fall from them, leading you to a slow, very painful and humiliating death.I wish for the zombie apocalypse to never have happened.

[Cookiegod]

Granted, it's a maggot apocalypse and we all die a slow, very painful and humiliating death. I wish the maggot apocalypse never happened.

[Sar1n]

Granted, it's a maggot apocalypse and we all die a slow, very painful and humiliating death. I wish the maggot apocalypse never happened.

Granted. However, lack of maggots leads to global ecosystem collapse, spread of diseases from decomposing carcasses and ultimately extinction of humanity.

I wish for a stable global ecosystem.

[Cookiegod]

Granted. Humanity isn't in it. I wish I wouldn't spam so much in this thread.

[Basketron]

Granted but the thread dies

I wish I had a dog

[Aexodus]

You have a dead dog for your dead thread

I wish I could retire early

[King Athelstan]

Granted, but you retire to a retirement home where you quickly develop dementia

I wish I had perfect eyesight

[alhoon]

Granted, your whole body atrophies to support your perfect eyesight and you can barely stand on your own and bladder control is a distant dream.I wish King Athelstan got also perfect smell so he could "enjoy" the lack of bladder control by more than one sense.

[Cookiegod]

Granted, but you get the same gift and are forced to endure the smell of urine from everyone everywhere around the world all the time.

I wish my roomie wasn't a vegetarian.

[King Athelstan]

Granted, he's now a cannibal and has his eyes on you for his next meal.


I wish I my friend would have more subscribers on YouTube

[alhoon]

Granted, he's now a cannibal and has his eyes on you for his next meal.I wish I my friend would have more subscribers on YouTube

Granted, your friend gets another subscriber: The cannibal roomie of Cookiegod as he eyes victims for further meals. I wish Cookiegod's roomie was again a vegetarian.

[SlartyBartfast]

Granted, your friend gets another subscriber: The cannibal roomie of Cookiegod as he eyes victims for further meals. I wish Cookiegod's roomie was again a vegetarian.

Wish granted... And the gods mock you eternally for squandering your one precious wish on something so utterly frivolous.

I wish my family was not so depressing