Corrupt a Wish

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, AEKI comes in it's place

I wish for more M2TW good mods

[KonigPanther]

Granted, but they are Roman themed

I wish for people to stop confusing Norse Runes with Greek letters

[Ybbon]

Granted, they are both expunged from history and replaced with Gothic typeface.

I wish that people would stop wishing for anything related to TW games. Have some originality people!

[Spartan999]

Granted, now they start making bread related wishes

I wish for few humans (including me ) to have magical powers

so that we can enslave the human race

[KonigPanther]

Granted, but your powers are all tinfoil-related

I wish people would start taking future space missions seriously

[Spartan999]

Granted but now people stop caring about the Earth

I wish Full House the TV series never EVER existed

[Iron Aquilifer]

Granted, and this allows Battlestar Galactica to be remade so many times that it is the only TV series running.

YASSSSSSS

I wish that that wish came true

[Dark Storm]

Your wish is granted, but the remake is stylistically based on the collective works of Disney Pixar...

I wish that my wish be corrupted

[Samraat Mahendra Maurya]

Granted, It is not corrupted, therefore...ARH! You've created a paradox!!

I wish i could solve paradox's like above ^

[necronox]

granted, you accidentally make a mistake and get stuck in the forever cycle of paradoxes

i wish time travel could exist, so i can find out what happen when you shoot your own grandfather....

[Iron Aquilifer]

Granted, but you realise that nothing happens, as you killing your grandfather has already been compensated for with another man.

I wish a wish which wishes wishes wished for which wish which is best.

[Emperor PooMan]

Granted, but I can't be bothered trying to figure out what is going on, so I give to you a Denmark empire

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I wish my Sim was not beaten up by everyone when he walks down the street.

[KonigPanther]

Granted, but he gets beaten up as he walks up the street

I wish Kim Jong Un went to Africa to cure Ebola with glorious leader power

[Emperor PooMan]

Granted, but because the US has a thing with killing people, they assassinate him before he can go to the Americas and cure it, and everyone there dies of Ebola

I wish Kim Jong Un's hair cut wasn't so ing stupid

[KonigPanther]

Granted, but his haircut becomes yours

I wish world maps could be both flat and show accurate sizes

[necronox]

granted, the world is now square as to make maps accurate, and sadly, your drop of the edge of the earth.

i wish my dream came true last night.

[Guan Ziyang]

Granted. Now you pay the price and die!

I wish CA would release a map editor for Rome II

[KonigPanther]

Granted, but it needs 19 patches to be playable.

I wish I had more wishes

[Iron Aquilifer]

Granted, but since you wished your only wish, you are unable to use these new wishes.

I wish for fish pie for lunch.

[Guan Ziyang]

Granted. The price is becoming a fish pie yourself.

I wish for chocolate pie for dinner.