Granted but you say "Yeah right, look at that flying pig," to someone sarcastically, then it appears and you don't notice the speeding bus coming from behind.
I wish I could tell curtains telepathically to draw themselves.
Granted but you say "Yeah right, look at that flying pig," to someone sarcastically, then it appears and you don't notice the speeding bus coming from behind.
I wish I could tell curtains telepathically to draw themselves.
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Granted, and now they cant open because you never learnt how to do that
I wish I could eat but never get fat
Granted, you starve on your diet of 3 lentils a day.
I wish I could get a chippy tea.
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Granted, But you suddenly became sick and couldn't eat it any more.
I wish I had a council of like twelve grandmas to consult with daily.
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Granted, and now due to your council's daily advice you spend your time knitting and attending tea parties.
I wish I could get free air travel for the rest of my life
Granted, in the meantime somebody frames you for murder and you spend the rest of your life in a maximum security prison.
I wish people would understand what I say quicker.
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Granted and since they understand you quicker they never wait for you to complete your sentences
I wish I owned a pony
Granted... until it finds out it can moonwalk, becomes famous and leaves you for its new lifestyle.
I wish I had a never-ending supply of pancakes. (Naturally with sugar and lemon juice.)
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The sugar is burnt, the lemons are limes and the milk is from goats.
I wish for no more violence.
Granted and now there are only abuses
I wish for the weather to return to normal
The is normal, it never rains, shines, snows and the wind never blows.Crops die and everyone starves.I wish for you to never speak again.
Granted,and because i can't speak i can't tell the entire world about a meteor that will strike the earth
i wish i had wifi on my house to replace the 30kbps modem
Granted, but it blows up.
I wish that I could go to sleep rather than stay on the internet.
Granted.you never wake.
I wish i did not have to be away from the internet for such a long time.
Granted and now you are so all over the internet that nobody wants your status update anymore
I wish I had a dozen wishes without expiry dates
Granted but you waste them all on cherry cola.
I wish fat people would just leave me alone.
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Granted now fat apes don't leave you alone.
I wish i was rich.
Granted but you los all your money to the Tax Deptt
I wish I was able to get first rank in my exams every time no matter how little I study
Granted,but the teacher realizes that you get first rank from cheating and kick you from the school I wish i had 1 Million Dollar